OMG!!! my glass of water grew a boner overnight!!!
this is the strangest thing ever. i usually place a glass of water in the freezer and then let it freeze and then i stab it to break the ice apart. i know i know why don't i just buy ice, right? i do but when i forget to buy it i do the glass of water in the freezer thing. so this morning i went to get my glass and found it with a boner!!!! i have no idea how it happened. it must be a miracle. check it out.