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Natalie Holloway is still dead |
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Posts: 639 (12/19/07 02:06 AM) Registered user |
The government of Aruba has officially declared, once and for all, that no one is to blame for Natalie Holloway becoming shark food.
Fox News has requested an American invasion in protest. The list of missing white blonde girls is growing short as it is. |
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Amsterdammit |
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Iamthedarkness wrote: Hasn't been established |
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PassionatePiscesMan |
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Posts: 3227 (12/19/07 07:44 AM) Registered User |
The sharks haven't upchuked her bod yet?
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TC |
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Posts: 497 (12/19/07 07:48 AM) Demanding little princess |
buggles thread on this YESTERDAY was much much better. You suck.
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darlingal |
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Posts: 6312 (12/19/07 07:55 AM) Nobody reads me.
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Just because she's dead, doesn't make her interesting.
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Posts: 500 (12/19/07 07:59 AM) Demanding little princess |
Quite the opposite. Her death let the world know that she was a really ugly little whore. Probably only the people in her community would have know that
otherwise.
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darlingal |
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Posts: 6313 (12/19/07 08:04 AM) Nobody reads me.
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I was being glib.
I don't think she was a whore. |
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merkyl |
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Posts: 46408 (12/19/07 08:06 AM) Registered loser |
True, those three guys she left the bar with probably killed her before she had a chance to be a whore.
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Jaleel Johanson |
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Posts: 2187 (12/19/07 08:09 AM) Registered user |
Retro-actively, it would be funny to hear her say in an interview.....
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darlingal |
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Posts: 6315 (12/19/07 08:13 AM) Nobody reads me.
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I think she was a stupid little drunk girl that was taken advantage of. That's why stupid little girls shouldn't drink.
It impairs your judgement, your reaction time and your common sense. |
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merkyl |
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Posts: 46409 (12/19/07 08:14 AM) Registered loser |
That's why stupid little girls shouldn't drink.Whoa, lets slow down with the crazy talk. |
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TC |
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Posts: 502 (12/19/07 08:14 AM) Demanding little princess |
Explain the eyeliner then. Was she drunk when she did that?
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PassionatePiscesMan |
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Posts: 3231 (12/19/07 08:17 AM) Registered User |
That's what little sluts do when mommy and daddy are not around.
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TC |
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Posts: 504 (12/19/07 08:19 AM) Demanding little princess |
It's her school picture, so mommy and daddy must have condoned it at some point.
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darlingal |
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Posts: 6316 (12/19/07 08:21 AM) Nobody reads me.
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I wore that much eyeliner in high school and if you call me a whore, I will smack you. :)
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Anal Probst |
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Posts: 259 (12/19/07 08:22 AM) |
i think they should expand their dragnet. other places they should be searching include jamaica, bermuda, bahama, key largo, and montego.
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DAnn Coulter |
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Posts: 1166 (12/19/07 08:29 AM) |
At this point, I really hope it's true and the bitch is really dead.......... I cared for a day, then the exessive coverage on cable news made me HATE her
guts
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PassionatePiscesMan |
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Posts: 3234 (12/19/07 08:30 AM) Registered User |
I heard she swam to Cuba to be at Fidel's death bed.
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Sloansalad |
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Posts: 990 (12/19/07 09:05 AM) Demanding little fucker |
I expect such a dragnet to be taken reeeeaaaal slow.
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Anal Probst |
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Posts: 261 (12/19/07 09:15 AM) |
even if they get there fast?
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Posts: 23369 (12/19/07 09:19 AM) Kid Hater |
if that's where they want to go.
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