James makes me feel cheap and used.I don't mind. I love me some geeky Asian boys with deep pockets.
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Miss Alley Shack |
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James makes me feel cheap and used.I don't mind. I love me some geeky Asian boys with deep pockets. |
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SuitSnob |
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Why do Asian men need deep pockets when they have tiny pee-pees?
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Miss Alley Shack |
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The better for them to spend money on me to compensate for their other shortcomings, my dear. Not that their pee-pees are that small. Well, not all Asian
men's anyway. Maybe there are one or two...
Whatever. Not everyone is a size queen like you. The fact that you needed to wear adult diapers from your 18th birthday should have told you something. |
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SuitSnob |
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HA HA! Joke's on you...I happen to be a VIRGIN!!!
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Miss Alley Shack |
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You could fool the military school boys on spring break with that line, but I've seen your weekend laundry, Suity, and I
know.
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SuitSnob |
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Some jerk tossed a bowl of choclate pudding with rasberry sauce into the back of my tidy whiteys in Gym class. That's all.
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Gym class? At your age? Don't you mean geriatric therapy?
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SuitSnob |
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It's called Active Seniors.
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Miss Alley Shack |
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James! ~~~~~~ <3<3<3
Where's the latest sexy and scintillating installment of your blog? I can't wait to worship the pearls of wisdom from your tumescent wit and turgid insight into the world of the corporate entrepreneurial arena! Love and kisses <3<3<3<3 Your #1 fan |
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