It's so fresh and clean and ready to be totally defiled. Zero replies right now -- who will be the very first? I can't wait to find out!
Soon, someone will come and flame me just because I started a thread, with no provocation and with zero wit. It should be fun. I wonder how long it will take?
At which post number do you think the topic will shift completely and this will devolve into a bunch of people just saying "hello" to each other?
Alternately, which post number do you think it will be when two posters just start a conversation here based on shit they've been talking about to each other in PMs that no one else understands or cares about?
Will there be a RECIPE? The tension is killing me.
Is this thread going to be filled with more COOL, NICE people, or EVIL, HATEFUL people? Drumroll...
Which person will hit me up with a Kudo tomorrow? After I start a thread, I always seem to get a brand new, shiny Kudo! It's so exciting. I don't know why it happens, but it does.
The possibilities are endless here.
This thread is for YOU. Do with it what you will.
By the people, for the people.













