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bullshit Paula's plane was late |
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Posts: 12068 (01/29/08 07:42 PM) Monkey tamer |
is this thread allowed? I haven't read the rules.
but BULLSHIT her plane was late. She is so fucked up she can't even speak. The editors have got the toughest job in Hollywood right now. |
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Posts: 10023 (01/29/08 07:46 PM) Registered User |
she was snorting cocaine somewhere, off some guy's dick
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Posts: 110 (01/29/08 07:49 PM) |
i wish I could be a drug addict who arrives late for work and get paid millions of dollars.
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Loki |
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Posts: 12069 (01/29/08 08:15 PM) Monkey tamer |
Cocaine? dude, On Cocaine she would have been there at 6am, cleaned the entire stadium, set up all the chairs, greeted all the staff, and signed 10 000
autographs.
she is on the total opposite of Cocaine. poor girl can't even speak. |
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Posts: 6067 (01/29/08 08:19 PM) |
She was really, really out of it.
That little swivel dance she did was funny...and so was climbing across the table...and the touchdown move... The fun never stops with Paula Abdul! |
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Loki |
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Posts: 12070 (01/29/08 08:22 PM) Monkey tamer |
she kept having to get up to go to the bathroom and they kept cutting it out. Seriously.
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meatball77 |
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Posts: 7518 (01/29/08 08:24 PM) Registered user |
Muscle relaxers
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Posts: 120 (01/29/08 09:02 PM) Registered user |
When they said her plane was late, they meant she was coming down a little later than expected...
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Loki |
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Posts: 12071 (01/29/08 10:28 PM) Monkey tamer |
I can't believe she armed wrestled that one girl and said yes to the screeching goth.
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Posts: 125 (01/29/08 10:32 PM) |
Probably fucking Corey Clark again.
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Lamont and Ray |
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Posts: 2653 (01/29/08 10:35 PM) Sanctimonious AI Moderator |
Loki wrote: Okay...sure. |
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Loki |
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Posts: 12074 (01/29/08 10:38 PM) Monkey tamer |
lock it, I don't care.
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Lamont and Ray |
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Posts: 2654 (01/29/08 10:42 PM) Sanctimonious AI Moderator |
But it's a Paula bashing thread... I like it.
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Mai4 |
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Posts: 2630 (01/29/08 10:56 PM) Registered User |
Bitch had to have smoked a crack rock on the plane or something.
Sigh, but at least she made the eppy interesting. |
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Posts: 5490 (01/29/08 11:15 PM) Registered user |
This should just be a season-long thread devoted to pointing out what a druggie she is.
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Posts: 2861 (01/29/08 11:17 PM) Resident Lesbian |
I haven't laughed that hard in my entire life. My brother and my best friend where over and we were rolling on the floor. Could this evening possibly
have been worse than when Paula was interviewed on CNN??? She really was THAT hammered
After last season... thank GOD drunk Paula is back! |
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Posts: 14235 (01/29/08 11:18 PM) Registered user |
Cocaine? dude, On Cocaine she would have been there at 6am, cleaned the entire stadium, set up all the chairs, greeted all the staff, and signed 10 000 autographs.
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Posts: 461 (01/29/08 11:18 PM) Registered User |
I busted a gut at that whole table move. Like she was doing the down dirty dog yoga take me from behind pose.
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Posts: 654 (01/30/08 12:29 AM) |
Never thought I'd say it, but I missed stoned/strung out Paula. Cleaned up....boring as hell. We laughed our asses off at her tonight. This is the worst she's been in a long, long time. Why oh why didn't I put her in my deadpool? |
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Posts: 4551 (01/30/08 12:32 AM) Registered user |
She was hilarious when she did that touchdown arm movement. She was so plastered she couldn't even keep her arms straight. |
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Posts: 616 (01/30/08 05:11 AM) |
Last episode is the best Audition episode of Paula yet. I like the way she put her body on the table and do the dogstyle position. The rest was boring.
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