*Cuts phone lines*
*Puts razor wire around house*
*rigs doorbell up so you get blown up if you touch it*
*kisses kids and gives them a VISA card, along with local Dominos Pizza phone number*
*puts out a trough of dog food and fills tub with water*
*gives husband a blow job and tells him the next one with be in 3 months*
*puts portable fridge in room, stocks up on coffee and No-Doze, buys extra-comfy computer chair, puts porta-potty beside it*
*hangs up giant clock with digital red read out that counts down seconds until BB9 feeds start*
I am now ready to officially begin season 9 of BB.
*Puts razor wire around house*
*rigs doorbell up so you get blown up if you touch it*
*kisses kids and gives them a VISA card, along with local Dominos Pizza phone number*
*puts out a trough of dog food and fills tub with water*
*gives husband a blow job and tells him the next one with be in 3 months*
*puts portable fridge in room, stocks up on coffee and No-Doze, buys extra-comfy computer chair, puts porta-potty beside it*
*hangs up giant clock with digital red read out that counts down seconds until BB9 feeds start*
I am now ready to officially begin season 9 of BB.
