Rodney, are you trying to make Suity fall in love with you? Be careful, you'll have to deal with his tenacious Rottweiler pet KaleyAlexander who insists
that she is the only single white femme for our charming sartorial octogenarian.
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Posts: 1104 (02/18/08 7:59 PM) |
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Posts: 118 (02/18/08 8:32 PM) |
Dear Hot Lips
Sorry I said you were dead on Survivor. But it was an immunity challenge and the prize was an Armani suit-I needed to get as much sympathy as I could from the other tribe members because this one guy who was like really into suits and blowing Jeff Probst looked like the sure winner-and he's such a dick I couldn't allow him to win. In fact, I've been building a hot tub and filling it with pirhana just to surprise him on a special occassion. Love Your Illegitimate Grandchild |
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 1107 (02/18/08 8:39 PM) |
Rodney, you like Survivor too? That's so cute - so do I! Who do you think is hotter, Aaron or Burton? I can't choose between the two of them myself!
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 SuitSnob |
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Posts: 7168 (02/18/08 9:01 PM) Registered User |
Do you think Rodney could find a niche market making entertainment for other people with Aspergers? Kind of like Veggie Tales has the Bible-thumping
market?
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Rodney32 |
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Posts: 119 (02/18/08 9:29 PM) |
Who the hell are Aaron or Burton? I gave up on that show ages ago-same old repetitive shit and no one ever gets bit by a poisonous snake.
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 1108 (02/18/08 10:19 PM) |
Rodney, I have a question. Apart from crusty old men like Donald Trump, do you like anything at all?
Maybe you're trying to impress gals by being all cynical and moody like Jonathan Rhys-Meyers, but as a woman who has been quite around the block, let me tell ya: gals like it when a guy smiles a little more often. Such constant brooding can become so tedious! |
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 7172 (02/18/08 10:39 PM) Registered User |
Miss Alley has been around the block on a Harley riding a stripper's pole where the seat should be.
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 1109 (02/19/08 12:26 AM) |
That was a gold encrusted dildo, not a stripper pole.
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 7176 (02/19/08 1:14 AM) Registered User |
No wonder you kept driving on bad roads and aiming for potholes.
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 1110 (02/19/08 1:22 AM) |
That's nothing compared to that stunt you pulled with those horses and the seven bikers from the Pig & Poke.
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 7178 (02/19/08 1:36 AM) Registered User |
Like I told you: It was a physics experiment.
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 1111 (02/19/08 4:10 AM) |
Sure. And that thing you did with those pit bulls... let me guess, theology?
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 7180 (02/19/08 9:40 AM) Registered User |
Of course it was theology...haven't you ever heard of "Dogma?"
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 1112 (02/19/08 9:55 AM) |
Touche, darling. You win this one. |
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Rodney32 |
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Posts: 120 (02/19/08 10:11 AM) |
It's hard for me to believe you think I actually give a shit about impressing you or anyone else on this board. My work (not here) speaks for itself.
By the way, I'm hardly into Jesus-for starters read his list of who won't enter the kingdom of God and see of you don't fit at least one of those criteria. Also the idea of an omnipotent being having control of everyone and everything who also prefers meat over fruit and vegetables and enjoys the aroma of smoked goat is utterly ridiculous. |
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Posts: 20050 (02/19/08 10:13 AM) Registered user |
Maria and Wes had great chemistry. Were they lovers at any point in time, or shared smoke goat cheese? |
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Posts: 190 (02/19/08 7:44 PM) Registered user |
Miss Alley Shack wrote: and it was even more "crusted" when you got off - crusty!!! |
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 7184 (02/19/08 8:06 PM) Registered User |
That's why Miss Alley is Finger-Licking good after being fingered.
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 7185 (02/19/08 8:08 PM) Registered User |
token lunatic wrote: Are you insinuating that I had Maria's leftovers? EWWWW!!!! |
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Posts: 191 (02/19/08 8:15 PM) Registered user |
SuitSnob wrote:
So is Miss Alley really "Alley of the Ho Shack" hmmmmmmmmm . . . . but I thought she was a good christian woman.
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