We've seen Kathy ask Chet about his homosexuality and whether he wants to be a girl. We've seen her ask Mary (or was it Tracy?) about her fake boobs.
So what are some other questions Kathy would ask???
Examples:
Kathy (to Todd): So when you have sex with other guys, you're on the bottom right? They stick their penises in your butt?
Kathy (to Parvati): So you're like a slut a right? And you like black guys? You like their giant black penises inside of you? Have you ever taken two of them at once?
Kathy (to James): So you're a black man right? So you have like a really big penis? Can I see it? When you see me, do you crave my white pussy?
Kathy (to Natalie): So you're a lesbian who's worked as a missionary? But you're still going to burn in hell right?
New, Improved Examples:
Kathy to James: So you're a black man? Wow, I've never met a real black man before! Do you have a really huge penis? Can I see it? When you see me, do you crave my white pussy?
Kathy to Ozzy: So you're a Mexican? Wow, I've never met a real Mexican before! Do you speak English? You're not here to steal my job driving golf carts, are you?
Kathy to Timber Tina: So you're son died in a car accident? Wow, I've never met a woman with a dead son before! I have a son too, but thankfully mine's still alive! So do you visit his dead corpse often?
(ETA: credit to mtj1282)
Kathy to Jenn Lyon: So you're a cancer survivor? Wow, I've never met a real cancer survivor before! Can I touch where your breasts used to be?
Kathy to James Miller: So you're a redneck from Alabama? Wow, I've never met a real redneck before! Are your parents brother and sister? Or just cousins? Do you have sex with just family members, or farm animals too? Can you read?
Kathy to Jonathan P: So you're a Jew? Wow, I've never met a real Jew before! But where's your funny little Jew hat?
Kathy to Parvati: So you're a slut? Wow, I've never met a real slut before! Do you think you could fit my whole head in your vagina?
Now you try! : )
Examples:
Kathy (to Todd): So when you have sex with other guys, you're on the bottom right? They stick their penises in your butt?
Kathy (to Parvati): So you're like a slut a right? And you like black guys? You like their giant black penises inside of you? Have you ever taken two of them at once?
Kathy (to James): So you're a black man right? So you have like a really big penis? Can I see it? When you see me, do you crave my white pussy?
Kathy (to Natalie): So you're a lesbian who's worked as a missionary? But you're still going to burn in hell right?
New, Improved Examples:
Kathy to James: So you're a black man? Wow, I've never met a real black man before! Do you have a really huge penis? Can I see it? When you see me, do you crave my white pussy?
Kathy to Ozzy: So you're a Mexican? Wow, I've never met a real Mexican before! Do you speak English? You're not here to steal my job driving golf carts, are you?
Kathy to Timber Tina: So you're son died in a car accident? Wow, I've never met a woman with a dead son before! I have a son too, but thankfully mine's still alive! So do you visit his dead corpse often?
(ETA: credit to mtj1282)
Kathy to Jenn Lyon: So you're a cancer survivor? Wow, I've never met a real cancer survivor before! Can I touch where your breasts used to be?
Kathy to James Miller: So you're a redneck from Alabama? Wow, I've never met a real redneck before! Are your parents brother and sister? Or just cousins? Do you have sex with just family members, or farm animals too? Can you read?
Kathy to Jonathan P: So you're a Jew? Wow, I've never met a real Jew before! But where's your funny little Jew hat?
Kathy to Parvati: So you're a slut? Wow, I've never met a real slut before! Do you think you could fit my whole head in your vagina?
Now you try! : )
