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This is the most explosive BB season EVAH, and this is only DAY TWO of the feeds. It is so hard to chronologically bring you up to date, so instead, let's bring you up to speed on the house alliances and strategies.

The house is split in 2, and I can now almost tell who is who. On the one side, we have Jen/Parker with Natalie/Matt and Amanda/Alex (I called him Alec for the first 24 hours, oh well). Amanda and Alex are HOH, and Amanda is running STEAMROLLER over everyone. Just in their face dominant trying to get everyone to bend to her will. However, she is just a puddle with Alex, so basically, she is Alex's tool.

On the other side, we have Chelsia/Dave (is that his name, or James?, red haired dude), Sheila/Adam (who are getting along better), Joshua/Neil, and then Ryan/Allison. Apparently Neil has a burning distaste for Amanada. Allison does NOT like Jen (female competition for Ryan), Josh is not too fond of either Alex or Amanda.

Nominations are today. Alex put up Jen/Parker against Ryan/Allison in a boneheaded Howie HOH move (Amanda went along). His theory is they have the votes to control the outcome and Allison/Ryan go home (a bit of the alpha male competitive threat there). Alex wants to split up the known outside of the house couple, yet is doing it very prematurely before he has the numbers to control the outcome and not decimate his alliance from within, like HOWIE did. He is not bright enough to think this through, and neither are the boneheads on his team.

OK, now let's catch up to how we got here. A lot was revealed on the show tonite. Apparently, Sharon/Jacob were spies for each other while they were in the house for the first 24 hours. Sharon was playing with Amanda/Natalie/Parker and Jacob was tight with Ryan, the gay boys, and red haired dude. Jacob was badmouthing Parker in front of Ryan and jen. He then told Jen that he heard others bad mouthing Parker. What he heard was Ryan telling Jacob he didn't trust parker. (at this time, no one knew about the jen/ryan dating thing). So Parker wakes up the WHOLE house to call out jacob about WHO was bad mouthing him. No one fessed up (ryan stayed mum), but the thing was mis-heard. Parker was asking everyone who called him a snake to Jacob (no one did, Ryan said he didn't TRUST parker). So all of a sudden, Jacob decides Sharon/Jacob have to go. When he talks to her the next morning, she is telling Parker that it was RYAN who called him a snake. So Parker believes Sharon and goes and tells Jen that Ryan has to go. They were on the hammock outside. Jen immediately freaks and instead of deflecting and dodging, she immediately tells Parker that Ryan is her boyfriend in real life. Jen has NO GAME, dumb bitch. Ryan then comes over and Jen fesses to him that she just spilled the beans to Parker, so Ryan had to go tell Allison. So this secret was not even kept TWENTY FOUR HOURS in the game. So parker reluctantly goes along with the boot sharon/jacob because now he is stuck with a big secret by default with this partner thing. To complicate it, ryan and jen have migrated to 2 different groups by now. Another BONEHEADED move on their part.

At this point, we don't know when everyone else in the house was told. I suspect it was some time before the feeds went live yesterday. OK, now either the same day or next day, they had the HOH competition we saw on the episode today. It was hosted by Eric/Jessica. It was a lame dating game question thing. Amanda/Alex won. Fast forward to the feeds going live because we don't really know what happened in the gap between last night and the HOH contest later last week.

Today, Jen/Ryan began to campaign against each other. Each of them think that they have Sheila/Adam and James(red haired dude)/Chelsia as a vote. Jen throws a hissy fit and thinks Ryan needs to lay down so she gets to stay in the house. Ryan is having none of that. Nominations: Jen/Parker vs Ryan/Allison. Allison is telling Jen they have the votes. This is another dumb bitch with no game. She needs to also SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!

OK, so then this afternoon it was boring. We had charades for a LONG time. I was very bored. Amanda is running around strong arming everyone about their votes. They are convinced they have a 2 2 tie where they can break the tie. Josh and Neil were going to pretend to vote out allison/ryan when in fact they were solid to keep them. Sheila is constantly hounded by jen/ryan/amanda for her vote. No one seems to talk to Adam. He is in fact very invisible on the feeds. As was Neil, I hardly saw him on the feeds.

Then we had a fairly long feed blackout. I was thinking there was a food competition. No, they had a fully stocked pantry, and they have been on indoor lockdown all day. Then we had ANOTHER feed blackout and BOOM, people are crying, Sharon is back and Neil is gone. Supposedly there was a family emergency. No one is allowed to talk about it. Neil was in the DR then gone from the game. Apparently they had a house meeting and were told over the intercom and then SHARON appears IN THE GAME. She and Jacob have been sequestered since eviction. Apparently Josh got to choose which of the 2 to bring back to play as his partner and he picked Sharon.

As soon as Sharon got in the house, she was swept upstairs and Natalie and Amanda were all over her about the game, convincing her to vote out ryan/allison. Meanwhile, Sharon is blaming Ryan for their eviction, saying he set up her and Jacob. Umm ok. They were up there in their bitchfest for almost an hour. She is immediately coming back into the game assuming her deals with everyone is the same, not considering a lot can happen in a week.

Finally Josh gets her alone and tries to bring her back around to seeing that jen/parker have to go and she should blame them for her ouster and get even. She thinks getting even is ousting the boyfriend and making Jen stay in the game without him WTF??? Josh implores her to keep their partnership plans a secret and to NOT, NOT go around and make game deals with others AT ALL. As soon as they finish their talk, she RUNS TO AMANDA and spills it. Josh realizes she is not on the same page as him.

Then we had parker/sharon have a love fest of bitching about Jen for almost an hour while their dinner cooked. We had a group dinner. Meanwhile, the group dinner overwhelmed Josh, so he took his meal to the spa room, and Chelsia followed. Here is where it gets good.

JOSH HAS GAME FOLKS!!!!!!!!!! He tells Chelsia that Sharon is waltzing in and obviously he can't trust her. So he plans to blindside her during voting and tell her AS THEY GO VOTE, that unless she votes out Jen/Parker, he will take a penalty nomination (that is what happens when they can't agree). Smart move on his part. Meanwhile, James/Chelsia and Sheila/Adam will vote out Jen/Parker, and natalie/matt will vote out allison/ryan. Default, 2 to 1, jen/parker leave anyway. So this is the current plan. Only chelsia knows about it so far. Also Josh knows he has to wait for the veto game to play out.

OK, so now what we are basically experiencing are snatched conversations all over as everyone tries to keep everyone on the page they want them on. I don't expect much else tonite. Amanda will continue to get in everyone's face. Sharon is just inserting herself in the game too boldly and making her own deals.

Wow, parker is telling sharon that jen/ryan decided since everyone knows they are a couple, then they should be able to have sex. Apparently they didn't but sharon is acting all outraged. Parker is really slamming jen. I am amazed at how stupid everyone is on his side of the house. They just don't know to keep their mouth's shut.

ETA: While I was reading this over for obvious errors, Parker/Sharon has continued Parker's "cry me a fucking river, jen has so screwed me in this game" pity fest. And outside in the jacuzzi, Josh is filling in Ryan on his last minute vote strategy to blindside his now "I can't trust her" partner Sharon. Josh has game. Good boy Josh.

So unless something major happens, peace out.

Something DID happen later on. Go to the audio visual club thread here and watch/listen to Jen/Ryan making out and going into the bathroom stall for a quickie.

^^ They co-opted HOWIE's brilliant HOH strategy. Fuck your own alliance over and give the other side of the house the numbers advantage.