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Episode three - "More talk and Less Singing"

Previously on Survivor: After Todd's boot the Sanchez tribe still off to a bad start, things got even worse, when James decided to make everyone do an intensive work out so they could win a challenge. James's plan did not go over to smoothly, and proved to be difficult for everyone except for James and Brady. Osten refused to help out and got on James's last nerve. At Perez, Frosti worked up the courage to tell Courtney that he needed some time apart from her. Courtney immediately took it the wrong way, and complained endlessly about her lack of friends. Mean while, Pieh Gee began taking an interest in Erick, and became extremely jealous of Jaime. Jaime caught her flirting with Erick and pretending to twist her ankle, and decided she wanted her out of the game. For the first reward challenge, the tribes were asked to crack a code written with Aztec characters. Osten gave the tribe an answer that was WAY off and caused Sanchez hopelessly lose the challenge. Consequently the reward of brand new towels went to Perez. At Sanchez Dolly was becoming more and more frustrated with her tribe. James continued acting like a tyrant, and blamed their loss on their lack of exercise. When he suggested the tribe, run another 10 laps Dolly completely broke down, and Brady let James know he had gone way too far. [I'm usually not a violent person, but James was totally asking for it."- Brady confessional]

At Perez, Courtney continued to feel miserable about her lack of friends. Empathizing with her, Christa decided to make an alliance.[ "I know what it feels like to be the Pariah, to be friendless, it's not a good feeling, I think it would be good if Courtney and I form an alliance, we're both equally lonely, and maybe we could be I don't know lonely together."-Christa confessional]

Immediately Courtney took it the wrong way and assumed Christa was only trying to be her friend out of pity, and was openly rude to her about it. Wanda took a stand and explained to her that the reason why she didn't have friends was because of the way she treated people.

At the challenge Sanchez thought they had come to their first victory, when an unfair twist was revealed, and the immunity was given to the losing tribe. James was furious and for no apparent reason chose to take it out on his tribe mates for not suspecting a twist. At tribal council, James became the second member voted out of Survivor Mexico. 16 are left, who will be voted out tonight

Theme song order: Sanchez: Brady, Todd, Stacy, Lesley, Dolly, Osten, Ashley, James, Greg, Perez Jaime, Pieh Gee, Erick, Courtney, Frosti, Dave, Wanda, Yauman, Christa

For the first time, the Sanchez tribe was in a slightly more relaxed mood. "Finally we could sleep in" Greg said in a confessional, "Without that Tyrant James giving us rude awakenings, I think James is even crazier then me" he smiled, "That's the fun thing about being on this tribe, everyone's a little cookoo, and I probably look sane next to a lot of these people. What would be really insane" He continued, "Is if someone actually missed James" Greg winked at the camera. "I know just how to scare these people"

He knocked on the tarp. "Hey" He said putting on his best James voice. "It's James, yes that's right I'm back, it turns out you didn't vote me out after all. Now let's get up and run 50 laps"

"What?" Osten cried, "James is back? NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Great" Dolly said rubbing her eyes, "Not another unfair twist"

"Shame on you!" Greg said in his best James voice. "You should have suspected a twist!"

"Jeff I'm going to kill you!" Stacy mumbled, "Yes, I know James was one of his favorites, for some reason or another" She said in a confessional, "But that's no reason to bring him back."

Greg continued pounding on the door. "I'm coming in you guys." Everyone backed against the wall." "Ha, Ha, Ha!" Greg laughed, "You should have seen the looks on your faces"

"Greg, that was inappropriate" Lesley snapped, "You could have given all of us a heart attack." "Yeah" Osten said, "And I almost peed my pants" "We did not need to know that" Stacy said.

"That was Awesome Greg" Ashley said clapping her hands LOL!'

"Lol?" Osten asked, "What means lol?" Ashley continued laughing. Everyone else laughed too.

"For the first time" Dolly said, in a confessional "We're actually having fun, I really hope it lasts." Ashley feeling completely at ease put her arm around Stacy. Stacy once again moved away.

"I just couldn't help myself" Ashley said in a confessional, "I'm becoming more and more attracted to Stacy every day, and right now I'm just feeling so happy and relaxed, that I can do just about anything I feel like, of course I usually can do anything I feel like."

Ashley laid her head on Stacy's lap. Stacy flinched. "Will you cut it the fuck out?" She snapped. "What the fuck is your problem seriously Ashley that was creepy."

"Awe" Ashley said, "You couldn't have meant that," she leaned closer to Stacy.

"Stop it, stop it, STOP IT!" Stacy snapped and left the shelter. Ashley followed. Stacy spun around. "What is your problem?" She snapped for the second time. "You leave me the fuck alone!"

"Stacy" She said, "This is really awkward but well, I want us to be in an alliance." She once again leaned her body next to Stacy's.

"Well" Stacy said, "Why didn't you just ask, like a normal person, maybe than I'd be okay with it."

"Well?" Ashley asked, "Can we have an alliance?"

"No!" Stacy said, "We can't, I don't make alliances with people" She continued walking away, "But you said, if I asked you wouldn't have a problem with it."

Stacy spun around. "I said NO!" She snapped, "End of story. I'm really disgusted right now. I feel like I might throw up."

"No don't feel like that" Ashley said. "DON'T TELL ME HOW TO FEEL!" Stacy snapped. "And for god's sake LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE!"

"Well" Ashley said in a confessional, "She's actually talking to me now, it may not look like it right now, but I think we're making some progress, should I stop now? I think not."

At Perez, the tribe was in a less joyful mood. "Wanda expects us all to be happy, happy, happy, but seriously if we have to sing another round of De Colores, I think I might slit my wrists." Courtney said in a confessional.

"It's Sing along time!" Wanda sang. "Awe, what's with all the long faces?" She asked. "I'm sorry" Jaime said, "I just have a REALLY big problem" She sat with her arms across her chest. "Do you want to tell us what's bothering you? What kind of REALLY big problem" Wanda asked; she scowled at Pieh Gee, "The kind of REALLY big problem that's sitting next to Erick! Pieh Gee!" She snapped, "You get your eyes off of him!"

"Huh?" Pieh Gee asked. "Oh" She said, "I didn't do anything."

"Its okay" Erick said, "She's not bothering me. She's just my friend you know that Jaime, I can have other friends that are girls right?" The words slapped Pieh Gee like a whip. "Just a friend?" She said in a confessional, "That shouldn't have hurt, that much, but it did." @!$%* weld up in her eyes. She stared at the ground. "What's your problem?" Dave asked "He said you were his friend."

"Yeah" Pieh Gee sulked, "Just a friend!" She continued to hang her head low. "What did you want him to say he couldn't stand you, because he can't, he's just way too nice to say it." Dave asked

"No I'm not" Erick said, "I mean I am too nice to say it, but um I can stand you, I mean, I can more than stand you, I mean I love Jaime."

"Well okay than!" Erick said in a confessional, "Very smooth, I just can't stop saying the wrong things to her, I should just shut up."

"I'm sorry" He said, "I mean I love you and Jaime, um as friends, um I mean, well Jaime more than a friend, but um you're cool too."

"Man this is painful to watch" Dave said in a confessional, "Erick is such a klutz, he clearly has a lot of difficulty talking to girls, I don't want to watch him embarrass himself, so I'm not going to, I'm going to go collect fire wood."

"Dave!" Wanda said, "Where are you going? We're about to sing and dance to La Bamba."

"Okay" Dave admitted in a confessional, "Maybe I also wanted to get away from our group sing a long too."

"Oh La Bamba" Courtney said, "I thought it was called, Blah Bamba" Wanda's smile faded, "Alright everyone" She said "Raise your hand if you think Courtney needs a mood makeover." Everyone raised their hands. "No offense Courtney" Erick said. Courtney just shrugged. "Its okay" She said, "I already know I'm hated here"

"That's exactly the attitude I'm talking about" Wanda said, "Everyone is not out to get you."

"I'm beginning to get the impression that this is my fault." Frosti said in a confessional, "I was the one who set her off, I should apologize, but she won't listen, and at the same time, it's kind of a relief when she's mad at me."

"Just cheer up!" Wanda said hugging Courtney next to her. "All of you guys" She said, "Cheer up"

Jaime and Pieh Gee continued glaring at each other. "Jaime, Pieh Gee!" Wanda gushed, "I hate to see you two not getting along, why don't you kiss and make up."

"No!" Jaime said huffily. "Yeah" Pieh Gee agreed, "No thank you!"

"Well" Wanda said, "It sounds like you agreed on one thing, you agreed not to give up."

"Ha, Ha!" Jaime said irritably.

"I realize their fighting over me" Erick said in a confessional, "And know I should probably do something about it, but what?"

"We got tree mail" Announced Yauman, "It say's we have our second reward challenge, you will get to participate in another exciting game played by the ancient Aztec's." "I really hope this game doesn't include any kind of twists like the last game we played did," Yauman said in a confessional "I don't think I could handle that it's all so confusing. But you never know, those Aztec's had a lot of wicked tricks up their sleeves.

"Welcome Survivor's" Jeff announced as the tribes met "Perez, you're looking at the new Sanchez tribe, James was voted out at last night's tribal council."

"That's too bad" Erick said. "Yeah" Jeff said, "Shame, what's really too bad is that James was one of my all time favorites, before he went cuckoo. Any way let's get to today's challenge the game you will play is called, patolli. This was a gambling game that was played with pebbles and dry beans. In this game you are given six pieces to play with and you have ten jade pebbles to gamble. The board you would play on is an "X" divided into squares. Each player has a home base in the middle of the "X". Now you must decide how many jade pebbles you want to gamble on the whole game. You are given five cacao beans with white dots painted on them. These will be used as dice. If you get one white dot you move one square, if you get two white dots you move two squares and so on, but if you get all five white dots you move ten squares. The pieces must move clockwise. To begin the game you must throw a one. When you make it back to home base, you take that piece off the board; your opponent owes you one jade pebble. You keep playing until one player has lost all of his or her beans (I copied and pasted off the internetJ) wanna know what you're playing for?" Everyone nodded. "The winning tribe, gets are you guys ready?" Everyone nodded excitedly a box of Corona beer, Mexico's finest. Both tribes cheered.

"Ooh Corona, corona!" Ashley chanted. "Perez, you will sit two members out, remember you can't sit out the same people in back to back challenges, so Courtney and Yauman both have to participate in this challenge, who's going to sit out this time?" "I will" Christa volunteered. "Me too" Wanda said. "Alright" Jeff said, "Wanda and Christa you may have a seat on the bench. On your marks get set go!" (Sanchez wins)

"Congratulations Sanchez" Jeff said, "Perez, I'm sorry, I have nothing for you, you may head on back to camp."

"I think there's like something totally wrong with me" Ashley said in a confessional, "I should be all excited about the Corona, but right now, all I can think about is Stacy, I broke the ice, I got her to speak to me, now I'm just going to go from their."

"Hey Stacy" She said putting on her sexiest voice. "You don't give up do you?" Stacy asked. "Not if theirs something I really want" She said. "Look Ashley" Stacy said, "This is really weird, why do you want to be in an alliance so much, why are you so interested in me, I don't get it." Stacy sipped her beer.

"Yes" Ashley said in a confessional. "Jackpot, now we're really going somewhere."

"What's not to get?" Ashley asked leaning against her. "You're interesting, and I want to be your friend."

"No" Stacy said and turned away, "I don't think you do."

"But I just said I did." Ashley protested. "No" Stacy repeated, "Trust me" You do not want to be my friend."

"Yes I do" Ashley said.

Stacy smirked, "You would not say that once you get to know me, you'll be sorry, making friends with me is a big mistake." Stacy looked at Ashley. "She like has this puppy dog look on her face" She said in a confessional, "It's really kind of pathetic, but she actually looks like she seriously wants to be my friend. No one ever seriously wanted to be my friend." @!$%* filled her eyes. "This is just all too much for me" She said.

"Are you like serious?" She asked.

"I've never been more serious about anything." Ashley said.

"No one's ever wanted to be in an alliance with me, well except for Lisi"

"Lisi?" Ashley asked wrinkling her nose, "You mean that fat red head bitch, BLECH!"

Stacy glared at her, "That's my friend your insulting."

"I thought you didn't have any friends" Ashley reminded her.

"Oh" Stacy said, "oh yeah."

"So Allies?" Ashley asked holding out her hand.

"Sure!" Stacy said and reluctantly held out her hand. The two of them shook hands.

"SNAP!" Ashley said in a confessional, "It's finally happened, and for the first time in a long time, I'm speechless, I haven't been speechless since I had my tetanus,"

"I'm so happy!" Ashley cried, "Come on!" She grabbed Stacy by the hand, "Let's go get Drunk!"

"Wow!" Stacy said, "It's all happening way too fast, my stomach is full of butterfly's I don't know what's going to happen next, is she going to be my friend or is she just going to be like the rest of them and dump me?"

"Wheeee!" Ashley shrieked delightfully. "Hand me a beer, let's celebrate." She opened up the pack of beer. "Cheers" She shouted. "Believe it or not, this is Ashley when she's not even drunk" Brady said in a confessional, "I can't wait to see what she's like when she's actually drunk."

"I'm not a big drinker" Dolly said in a confessional, "I don't know if I can handle this."

Osten didn't seem able to handle it either. In fact he became drunk after just one sip. "Osten are you drunk already?" Greg asked. "Not as think as you drunk I am." Osten said slurring his speech.

"Not an experienced drinker I take it" Greg said in a confessional. "He just takes one sip of beer, and he's totally out of it."

Dolly at that point was not at all interested in drinking, "How does Ashley do that?" She asked in a confessional, "I've tried talking with Stacy before and I got nothing but an instruction to go away, Ashley and I are sort of friends" She said, "So maybe it would work for us to be a three way alliance, it's worth a try."

Dolly marched up to them, and cleared her throat. "Yes?" Stacy asked rudely. "Um?" Dolly asked shyly. She furiously played with her hair. "Can I be in your alliance?"

"Sure!" Ashley said nonchalantly.

"No!" Stacy said, "No you can't, Ashley" She complained, She pointed to Dolly, "I don't like her"

"Why?" She asked. "I don't know" Stacy said, "She's too girlish or something, and like too sheltered, she acts like she's like 5. I mean that hair style, Puh lease"

"I'm right here you know" Dolly said, tearfully.

"Uh huh" Stacy said.

"Hey, she wants to be in our alliance, we should let her" Ashley said.

"We've only been friends for like a few minutes now or something." Stacy said in a confessional, "And already she's taking Dolly's side. What a sleaze ball seriously."

"Please Stacy" Dolly begged, "I'll be your best friend."

"Omigod!" Stacy said laughing, "No! Not happening, me best friends with you, no chance in hell." Dolly stared at the ground, but said nothing.

"Come on Stacy" Ashley said, "Let's go um, let's see if we got tree mail."

"Can I come?" Dolly asked. "I don't think so" Ashley said rudely, "I don't think there's really any reason for three people to get tree mail is there?" Stacy started towards the tree mail, and Ashley turned the other cheek, "Thanks for being so understanding." She said sweetly, "You're such a nice person, hey Stacy, wait for me." "Owe!" Dolly said in a confessional, "Just owe! Just a minute ago Ashley and I were the best of friends, and now she acts like she can't stand me."

"We got tree mail" Ashley sang. "It says for your next immunity challenge, a good memory is required, because that's what this challenge is all about."

"I was never good at the game of memory, if that's what it is, and I was always such a sore loser too."
"Welcome Survivors" Jeff said as the tribes met. "First things first, Perez, you may hand in the immunity, it's now back up for grabs, I have lade out a bunch of Puzzle Pieces on each piece there is a picture of an Aztec Deity, each of the picture's have two matches, the tribe who has the greater amount of matches will win the immunity, Perez, since you have two extra member's you have to sit two people out, and remember you can't sit the same people out in back to back challenges, so that means, Wanda and Christa are going to have to participate, let's get two members. "I'll volunteer" Yauman said, "Me too" Said Frosti. "Alright" Jeff said, "So Yauman and Frosti are sitting this one out, on your marks get set go. (Sanchez wins)

The Sanchez tribe cheered loudly. "Wow!" Jeff said, "It seems like you guys are on a roll. Perez, I'm sorry, I have nothing for you, except a date with me at tribal council, see ya tonight.

"You guys shouldn't be in such a bad mood" Wanda said to her tribe mates, "We tried our best and that's all we ask"

"Believe it or not" Courtney said in a confessional, "But I'm pretty sure losing the challenge is the least of anyone's issue's right now, I don't think Wanda realizes this but I think she's the one putting everyone in a bad mood, I for one am still sore about her because Frosti chose her over me, which I guess isn't her fault, but it still makes me unable to stand her," She shrugged, "It's just I don't know she needs more talk and less singing."

"Hey Courtney" Christa said, "So who do you think we should send home tonight?"

"Mmmhmmm" Courtney mumbled. "I'm sorry if you don't understand this concept" Courtney said in a confessional, "But there is no we, I'm pretty sure I made that clear the first time"

"I guess Wanda would be my first choice" Christa told Courtney. "Mmmhmmm." Courtney mumbled again.

"This is really painful trying to have a conversation with her" Christa said in a confessional "It's so frustrating, I understand she's made it very clear that she doesn't want to be in an alliance with me, but she doesn't have to go to drastic measures to ignore me. All I did was try to be her friend, and right now I have no idea why.

Meanwhile, Jaime was getting Erick to vote Pieh Gee out with her. "Now we can finally get rid of that pesticide" She said in a confessional, "Erick and I can finally have a more smooth relationship, without any annoying interruptions."

"Hey Erick" Jaime said she was giddy with excitement, "Now we can finally get rid of Pieh Gee." Erick looked hesitant. "I like Pieh Gee" He said lamely, "Yeah honey I know you do." Jaime said, "But she's trying to ruin our relationship and we seriously can't have that, so come on could we?"

"Um" Erick said, "Yeah sure"

"Right now" Erick said in a confessional, "I have two alliances going, one with Jaime and one with Dave and Frosti, I know Dave's probably definitely going to vote for Pieh Gee, I'm not really sure about Frosti.

"Hey guys" Erick said approaching Dave and Frosti, "So Jaime definitely wants to get rid of Pieh Gee, I don't really but I suppose you guys might want to get rid of her."

"DUH!" Dave said instantly, "She's been bugging me since day one in China."

"I don't know" Frosti said, "I think; I'm going to vote with Courtney,"

"I think I might have a plan to win Courtney back." Frosti said in a confessional, "I was the one who chose Wanda to be on our tribe, and I think if I devised a plan to get rid of her, Courtney will be happy, the problem is, I'm kind of nervous about talking to her."

"So Erick you with me?" Dave asked, "I don't know man" He said wringing his hands furiously; I kind of have someone else in mind."

"Oh" Dave said "Who's that." Erick continued wringing his hands, "Well you see, it's um, you see, it's uh well um it's….Jaime!" He said in a small voice looking at the ground.

"Who?" Dave asked. "Jaime" Erick said a little bit louder.

"Good for you man" Dave said patting him on the back. Erick looked around nervously, "Shhh" He said, "She might hear us."

"Are you guys talking about JAIME??" Pieh Gee loudly. "Not so loud!" Dave said, "Keep it down."

"Yeah" Erick said lamely, "I'm thinking about writing her name down tonight."

"You totally should!" Pieh Gee said, "Are you going to?"

"I don't know" Erick said, "I might, I might not." "Well, I'm definitely voting for her" Pieh Gee said.

"Okay I'll just admit it" Erick said in a confessional, "I don't have the guts to vote out Jaime, or Pieh Gee, I'm probably going to end up voting for whoever the majority's voting for. I'm such a wuss sometimes."

"Hey Courtney" Frosti said, "What do you want?" Courtney said bitterly with her hands across her chest.

"I thought maybe we could get rid of Wanda." He said.

"Are you? Bribing me?" She asked. "Because I'm sorry but, it's not going to work, you can try but, wait a second what did you say?" She looked up at him. "I just thought you'd like to get rid of Wanda, I know you can't stand her."

'Yeah?" Courtney asked suspiciously, "But what about you? Don't you kind of like her?"

"Not that again" Frosti said in a confessional. "This is going to be a bit harder than I thought."

Frosti threw his arms around Courtney.

"Courtney, look I'm sorry I said that about not wanting to be your friend or whatever I said, could we please be in an alliance again, please? Please?

"How could I possibly say no to that face?" Courtney said in a confessional.

She threw her arms around Frosti. "Of course I'll be in an alliance with you again" She said.

"Well" Frosti said, "That went really well, I wasn't expecting this to actually work but it did.

Meanwhile Wanda felt like she was being left out. "No one even once came up to me and asked me to be in their alliance." She said in a confessional, "I am totally stumped, I've been really nice to everyone and fun, and optimistic, I've been working my butt of to make this a fun an exciting experience for everyone, but no one here seems to appreciate me. No one even said thank you." @!$%* streamed down her cheeks. "And now they're all talking with their alliances, which I was not even bothered to be included in." Her eyes widened. "This may sound like a really absurd idea" she said, "But I think they just might be trying to vote me out."

"Group meeting everyone!" Wanda called, "Group meeting." "Great" Courtney said, "Probably another sing a long."

"Okay" Wanda said, "I'd like us to all be honest with me okay? Some of you, I'm not sure who right at this moment, is trying to vote me out. I'm not mad at anyone, no one here's in trouble, I'd just like to know that we can all talk to each other. And I'm kind of suspecting that, that might be the reason why I haven't been included in any of your alliances.

"Well" Yauman said, "no offense Wanda, but you were really fun for a while, but you have to understand something, fun and games is not what the game of Survivor is all about, there are times when you're supposed to take the game seriously, and I don't think you've done that once."

"I think that sounds like a really nice way of putting things" Courtney said, "You have been totally obnoxious and I don't think anyone can stand you any more, and you've seemed to make a hobby out of humiliating me."

Wanda bit down on her lip. "This is good you guys" she said "congratulations, but you guys want to know something? You're no fun, none of you." She crossed her arms across her chest. "You guys are just a bunch of sour pusses, especially you" she pointed right at Courtney.

Courtney felt herself tearing up again. "Leave me alone" She shrieked, then burst into @!$%*.

"Yeah leave her alone" Frosti said. "Well" Wanda said, "I'm going to go collect fire wood."

"Yeah goody" Courtney said, pouting. "That really makes us want to keep you around. I just totally snapped" She said in a confessional. "I've just had enough of Wanda always picking on me all the friggin time, it's been so miserable, and now I want her gone even more."

"Welcome to your first tribal council Perez" Jeff announced as the Perez tribe entered the tribal council area. "None of you guys look very happy right now."

"Good job Jeff" Courtney said, "We're not."

"You know what they're planning on doing?" Wanda asked, "They're planning on getting rid of me, and you want to know why? It's because I'm fun. Can you believe it?"

"I could definitely disagree" Courtney protested, "Unless she thinks that fun is embarrassing people, me in particular, oh and let's not forget about what you did to Stacy."

"That was in the past" Wanda said, "And besides, I think it's important for people to get to know each other. And I also think it's important for everyone to make the experience of Survivor as fun as possible, and something that they'll always remember."

"Yeah!" Courtney said, "We'll remember it as being a disgustingly annoying experience."

"She has had this terrible attitude this entire time" Wanda complained, "I really don't understand what her problem is, but she needs a serious mood make over, I'm sure somewhere inside Courtney is a happy person."

"I think so" Courtney said, "And I think she'll emerge once you're gone."

"Wanda has been really mean to Courtney" Frosti said "I've noticed that too, and I can't help feeling it's my fault, I was the one who invited Wanda to be on this tribe, because well I thought she'd be a really fun person to be around.

"Frosti" Wanda said, "You wouldn't vote me out would you? And remember be honest, I do not like dishonest people on Survivor."

"Of course I wouldn't" Frosti said. "Good man" Wanda said patting him on the back, "Earlier today before we came here I felt like I didn't have any allies" Wanda explained, "but I think Frosti is definitely a real ally, he has my back. Frosti began feeling heavy with guilt.

"Alright" Jeff said, "Let's get voting, Yauman you're up"

As soon as everyone had their votes written Jeff read them out loud. "Alright he said first vote…………….

Wanda

Jaime

Pieh Gee

Pieh Gee - Two votes Pieh Gee, one vote Jaime one vote Wanda

Courtney - Two votes Pieh Gee, one vote Jaime, one vote Wanda, and one

Vote Courtney.

Wanda - That's two votes Wanda, two votes Pieh Gee, one vote Jaime and one vote Courtney

Wanda - Three votes Wanda

Wanda - Four votes Wanda, two votes Pieh Gee, one vote Jaime and one vote Courtney, one vote left. Third person voted out of Survivor Mexico…………………………Wanda.

"Wanda" Jeff said, "You may hand in your torch. Wanda the tribe has spoken" Frosti's eyes filled with @!$%*, he couldn't even bring himself to look at Wanda, he had looked her right in the eyes and lied to her. "The rest of you" Jeff said, "You may head on back to camp, I'll see you next time"

Votes

Yauman - Wanda

Pieh Gee - Jaime

Jaime - Pieh Gee

Dave - Pieh Gee

Wanda - Courtney

Erick - Wanda

Frosti - Wanda

Christa - Wanda

Courtney - Wanda

.Episode five - "Lone Wolf"

Previously on Survivor: Osten decided that he had enough of the game and considered quitting a second time, but than saw an opportunity, to annoy his tribe so much they would all want to vote him out. During the eating challenge, Osten was both the only person who got the normal smoothie and the only person to throw up. Sanchez lost the challenge and the reward went to Perez. Courtney was in an unusually good mood, and congratulated herself endlessly on the fact that she didn't throw up. Jaime burst her bubble, by reminding her that she sat out that challenge. Courtney couldn't take it anymore, and her good mood was short lived.

Back at Sanchez, Osten was endlessly coming up with excuses to why he threw up at the challenge, and got on everyone's nerves. ["Osten keeps showering us with endless excuses. In fact I bet I can name every excuse he's come up with so far, 'I drank it to fast; I got drunk off it; I got brain freeze; I have the stomach flu; I got poisoned from the "poison berries" I'm lactose intolerant, I haven't had real food for several day's and the smoothie was way too much for my stomach; I have this weird stomach problem, where I can't digest cold food, I was nauseated from hunger; I was nauseated from relief; I was disgusted because of what Christa's smoothie had in it; I have a really bad cold, that one makes no sense, but whatever; the mango's went bad, the pineapple went bad, the milk went bad; I have heat exhaustion; I have heat stroke; I'm black, black people have naturally weak stomachs; I was too lazy to digest it'- Gregg (Confessional)"] Meanwhile Dolly was trying to get everyone to lay off Osten, because they were behind in the challenge anyway. Osten decided that Dolly was too nice to write his name down, so he took his strategy even further.
At the immunity challenge Osten volunteered, to answer the questions on Mexico. Osten took the challenge so unseriously and gave the worst possible answers, that the challenge ended up being held off, and the immunity went to Perez.

Just as Osten had expected, the whole tribe was furious at him. Dolly refused to believe he could really be that stupid, and tried to convince the tribe. She was unable to convince anyone. At tribal council, Osten was the fourth person voted out of Survivor Mexico, 14 are left, who will be voted out tonight?

Theme song order: Sanchez: Brady, Todd, Stacy, Lesley, Dolly, Osten, Ashley, James, Greg, Perez Jaime, Pieh Gee, Erick, Courtney, Frosti, Dave, Wanda, Yauman, Christa

After getting rid of Osten, the Sanchez tribe was once again at ease with each other.

"Whew!" Ashley said in a confessional, "Now that Osten's gone, it feels like we've lifted this huge dead wait off of our shoulders. Now maybe, just maybe we'll have a chance at winning. A challenge." She clapped her hands in excitement.

"The thing about Osten" Greg said in a confessional, "Is that next to him, I look like this perfectly normal and sane person. I've always been considered weird and crazy, who is considered the "Lone wolf" but on this tribe, everyone's a little crazy. So I guess I fit right in." He sighed heavily, "I guess now that Osten's gone, I'm going to be the weird person. I'm going to be the next Osten" He made a nervous face. "I'm not going to let that happen" He continued, "From this day forward, I'm going to make an attempt to fit in, which shouldn't be hard at all in a tribe full of freaks, but you never know, Pagong was a tribe full of freaks too, and I didn't really fit in that well there either, but I guess I wasn't really trying that time. I'm going to show everyone that I'm not the lone wolf anymore."

Greg walked over to Stacy and Ashley, who were lying on the beach giving each other back rubs. "I don't really know how to make friends" Greg said guiltily in a confessional, "So I'm just going to watch them socialize."

"I'm loving every minute of this" Ashley said in a confessional, "Right now there is absolutely nothing in the world that makes me happier than lying here on the beach with Stacy. And nothing, I repeat nothing is going to ruin this for me" She turned to Stacy, "More sunscreen?" She asked in her sexiest voice.

"I'd love some" Stacy said in an equally sexy voice. "I've never experienced anything like this before" Stacy said in a confessional, "It's really weird and not at all like something I'd do, but you know what I don't care, Ashley likes me, she actually likes me" @$@@% of joy flooded her eyes. "The truth is" She continued, "I seriously don't think I deserve for her to like me. She's way too good for me."

"That feels gooooooooooooooooooood!" She said as Ashley rubbed sunscreen over her body. "At first I thought she was just this annoying creep" Stacy said in a confessional, "And to tell you the truth, nothing's changed, I still think she's this annoying creep, but she's really starting to grow on me, and I think I might be as attracted to her as she is to me, and that scares me a bit."

Greg began to feel his mouth water; "If this isn't the hottest thing I've ever seen" He said in a confessional, "I don't know what is" He watched as the two of them lay side by side sunbathing. "That's my cue" He decided. He got up the courage and walked over to them.

"Hello, lady's" He said trying to sound cool. "Don't you knock?" Ashley asked. "We're trying to sunbathe here."

"Yeah" Stacy moaned "Go away."

"You two" He said boldly, "Have the sexiest pairs of leg's I've ever seen. I'm getting hot just looking at you and those boobs?" He pretended to drool.

"I beg your pardon?" Ashley said eyeing him. "I'm sorry, but you're being very disrespectful right now, ewe! Back off pervert!" She grabbed Stacy by the arm, "Come on Stacy let's get away from him."

"Good idea" Stacy agreed.

"I don't understand what I did wrong" Greg said in a confessional, "I was giving both of them a compliment, I thought for sure they'd be flattered, but instead they both got pissed, which I think makes them even hotter"

"Don't mind them" Dolly said when he told the other's about them, "They're just not that nice sometimes, you didn't do anything wrong"

"I don't agree Dolly" Brady said, "I think telling them that they had nice legs and nice boob's seems a little bit rude, don't you think Greg."

"It wasn't supposed to be" Greg protested. "It was supposed to be a compliment."

"Yeah whatever" Brady scoffed, "A compliment"

"I don't know" Dolly said, "I'd be flattered if someone told me I had nice legs and nice boobs."

Greg looked at Dolly, "Well I hate to say this" He said, "But I don't think you're going to hear that too often, because your leg's are a bit too skinny, and well you're kind of how should I say this? You're flat chested"

Dolly started crying. "Hey" Brady snapped, "She's probably really sensitive about it, what the hell is your problem."

"I was just being honest" Greg said taken aback. "What was I supposed to do lie?"

"Just go away!" Brady snapped. "Where does he get off being such a jerk?" Brady said in a confessional, "It's a good thing to be honest" He continued, "But there's a fine line of things that you're just not supposed to say to people, and bringing up someone's sore spot is just plain rude."

"Well" Greg said in a confessional, "Surprise, surprise, I struck out again, I think a lot of time's I kind of intimidate people with my bluntness and that's why I've never been very popular, but I can't change that. I just tell people what they need to hear. I'm just being honest. There have been so many people who played the game of Survivor who were dishonest, and they have gotten themselves into a lot of trouble, I'm proud to say I'm not one of those people."

At Perez, Frosti was having second thoughts about Courtney. Him and Erick were hanging out in the shallow end of the ocean talking about it. "I don't know if I want to be in an alliance with her anymore" He was telling Erick.

Erick smirked. "Okay spill" He said, "What's Courtney done now"

"She's just been, I don't know just being herself, but you know how she is, if I tell her I'm breaking off the alliance again she'll freak out."

Erick nodded, "You know" He said, "I feel really bad about what I said to her the other day, you know that she probably wouldn't have done well in the eating challenge."

"I know what you mean" Frosti said, "You can't say anything mean about Courtney, or she freaks."

They both sighed. Suddenly Erick felt a sharp pain shoot up his back. He clenched his back tightly and made a moaning sound. "Erick?" Frosti asked. "You okay?" Without any warning at all, Erick started vomiting uncontrollably right in the water. "You okay Erick?" Frosti asked again putting his hand on his shoulder. Erick wiped his mouth. "I was just sea sick. That's all" He lied.

"I don't know why I didn't tell him about that sharp pain" Erick said in a confessional, "I guess, I just don't want to rock the boat, it's probably nothing, I'll probably be fine."

"Oh okay, sea sick right" Frosti said. Erick continued looking pale. "You should probably get out of the water." Frosti suggested. He continued staring at him. "Frosti?" Erick said his voice quivering, "Could you please not tell Jaime about this?"

"Jaime?" Frosti asked confusedly, "Why would I?"

"I don't know" Erick said, "Just don't, she'll probably make a big deal about it."

"Don't be ashamed buddy" Frosti said, "Sometimes people get sea sick, it's not a big deal, I'm sure even Jaime's gotten sea sick before."

"I've actually never heard of anyone getting sea sick when they weren't on a boat" Frosti said in a confessional, "But I guess it can happen anything's possible."

"I'm just going to lie down for a while" Erick told Frosti, "I'm sure I'll feel better later"

"I wish it was just sea sickness that was wrong with me" Erick said in a confessional, "Than I'd know everything would be fine." @$@@% streamed down his cheeks. "I probably just have a pinched nerve in my back or something" He assured himself, "It's probably nothing, but it hurts like hell. I know one thing, I'm never going to breathe a word about this to Jaime, I don't want her to be worried."

"Hey Courtney" Christa said, "So are we still in an alliance?" "I just had to ask" Christa said in a confessional, "I know the answer's going to be of course not but you never know."

Courtney looked at Christa like she was from another planet. "Christa, what are you talking about?" She asked, "We were never in an alliance; now leave me alone, I don't want to be your friend."

"Well what do you know" Christa said in a confessional, "I'm not upset in the least, in fact, I'm kind of relieved, she was really freaking me out in her good mood, now things are back to normal."

"That's fine" Christa said boldly, "I don't want to be your friend either, or be in your ally or anything."

"Oh my god Christa" Courtney cried, "You are so mean. You're a mean girl!"

"I am not" Christa protested, @$@@% streamed down her cheeks. "Yes you are!" Courtney snapped, "And you know it"

Meanwhile, Erick was lying in the tarp, attempting to get some rest. "Right now," He said in a confessional, "My pain just shot up about 50 million levels, and I'm scared to death, earlier today, I was perfectly fine, and now all of a sudden I have like 50 million arrows in my back, I'm not even exaggerating, it's that bad." Erick took a deep breath. Don't panic he reminded himself it's probably nothing. Erick closed his eyes and tried to disassociate himself from his body. "This is not my body" He repeated over and over to himself. It didn't work.

"We got tree mail" He heard Jaime say. "Oh great" Erick said in a confessional, "Now I have to face an even bigger pain, that bigger pain being Jaime" He reluctantly got up from the shelter.

"Are you feeling better?" Frosti asked, unfortunately loudly enough for Jaime to hear. "What?" She cried, "You weren't feeling well?"

"It's okay Jaime" Frosti said, "He just got sea sick."

"Oh no!" Jaime gasped, "Are you alright?"

"Yeah, I'm okay" Erick lied.

"I think if I remember correctly" Erick said in a confessional, "I told Frosti specifically not to tell Jaime, and now I see exactly why, if this is how she's going to react to sea sickness, she's going to like die if she finds out about all this pain"

"I am hurt and offended, that Erick didn't tell me he wasn't feeling well" Jaime said in a confessional, @$@@% rolled down her cheeks, "I thought we were friends. More than friends I mean, I should have been the first one to know that he was sea sick, I would have made him all better, but no I wasn't informed at all." She sniffled loudly. "I just feel so betrayed." She began sobbing. "I know I'm taking this a bit too far" She continued in her confessional, "But I've always had a bit of a histrionic personality, and" Her voice broke off and she broke into yet another sobbing fit. "My heart has broken right down the middle"

"So what does the tree mail say?" Erick asked, trying hard to sound enthusiastic. "It say's we have another reward challenge" She said eying Erick suspiciously.

"I don't like the way Jaime's looking at me" Erick said in a confessional. "It's making me really uncomfortable."

"It says for today's challenge, we get to participate in the childhood experience of breaking open a piñata."

"That's really lame" Dave said, "He might as well have given us pin the tail on the donkey"

"Welcome Survivors" Jeff said as the tribes met, "Perez, you're looking at the new Sanchez tribe, Osten was voted out at last nights tribal council, Anyway" He continued, "For today's challenge, you will break open this piñata." Dolly jumped up and clapped her hands.

"This is not your typical piñata game" Jeff said. Dolly looked disappointed, "For this challenge we have a piñata filled with balls."

Ashley laughed hysterically. "Omigod" Stacy said under her breath. "Want to share the joke with us Ashley?" Jeff asked.

"What did you say the piñata was filled with?" She asked, "Balls" Jeff said nonchalantly. Ashley was once again doubled over laughing. Greg laughed with her. Ashley suddenly stopped laughing and gave him a silencing look. "Okay" Jeff said, "Any way what you are to do is whack open the piñata, over this pool of mud, then your tribes will race through the pool of mud and collect the balls, which ever tribe has the most balls wins the reward." Ashley once again broke into hysterics. "I don't know this person" Stacy said under her breath. "Want to know what you're playing for?" Everyone nodded, "The winning tribe, get's a piñata filled with candy."

"Ooooh Yay!" Dolly squealed. "Perez, you have two extra member's who are you going to sit out."

"Me and Erick are going to sit this one out" Jaime said without hesitation.
"I think you mean Erick and I" Jeff corrected her.

"This can't be happening" Erick said in a confessional, "I have fallen into the Jaime trap"

"On your marks get set go." Jeff commanded. (Sanchez wins)

"Congratulations Sanchez" Jeff said, "Perez, I'm sorry I have nothing for you, you may head on back to camp."

"Yeah!" Said Ashley, "Our tribe has the most Balls" She once again broke into hysterics. "Balls" She said laughing.

"Look Ashley" Stacy said, "That wasn't funny the first time, and it's not funny this time either, so do everyone a favor and give it up."

"Can we break open the piñata now?" Dolly asked excitedly. "You know Dolly" Stacy asked, "No! I think you're the only one who wants too, I think everyone else is way more mature, you can break it open all by yourself, but good luck with that, with your zero hand eye coordination, it's not going to happen."

Dolly's chin started quivering, and the next thing everyone knew she was crying.

"Seriously" Greg said in a confessional, "The girl cries at the top of a hat, she must have really screwy hormones or something, and have her period 24:7. It seems really tempting, but I'm not going to ask, or her knight in shining armor aka Brady is going to really let me have it. I think he might have screwy hormones too, way too much testosterone that one."

Erick was feeling very unhappy with Frosti. "I can't believe he told Jaime, I'm already feeling terrible, and now Jaime knows." He sighed heavily, "Oh well at least she doesn't know all of it, but she's really nosy, and she's pretty smart, she'll figure it out."

"Look man" Frosti said sitting down next to Erick, "It just kind of popped out; I honestly didn't know Jaime was going to say anything about it."

"It's okay" Erick said, at that moment his pain was too intense to think about being mad at anyone.

"You don't look like you're feeling better you know" Dave said,

"I'm fine" He lied, "I'm just frustrated about Jaime."

"Hey" Jaime said approaching them, "Here" She said thrusting a cup into Erick's hand, "I made you some tea, Yauman say's' it's good medicine for just about anything,"

"I don't need it" Erick said pushing it away, "I'm feeling better honestly" Suddenly his pain shot up another level, and he once again started vomiting. "Yeah you're all better" Jaime scoffed, "Sure, whatever"

"I can't believe it" Jaime said in a confessional, "Erick looked me right in the eye and lied to me, "He's like 'I'm all better, honest' BLECH!" She said imitating vomiting noises, "I think I'm going to vomit myself now" She said, "I am just so sickened by all of this. I've never heard a stupider lie and" Her eyes widened, "Omigod" She said, "Erick must think I'm really stupid"

She could feel goose bumps all over her skin. "I seriously didn't know Erick was the shallow type, who judges people by their hair color."

Meanwhile, Courtney was having major issues with Christa. "Christa is such a bully" She said in a confessional, "She just acts like this really sweet nice person and than she says I don't want to be your friend, no thanks." @$@@% rolled down her cheeks, "Do you have any idea how mean and hurtful it is to tell someone you don't want to be their friend? Now I have no friends, not even Frosti, he's spending all his time with Dave and Erick now; they're practically like the new Brotherhood or something."

Courtney walked up to Christa and purposefully bumped her. "Owe" Christa said, "Hey"

"Sorry" Courtney said apathetically "didn't see you"

"Wow" Christa said in a confessional, "Courtney is really rubbing it in my face that she's mad at me, all I said was I didn't want to be her friend I know it's mean and okay I do feel pretty horrible about it, but wait a minute, she's been saying that to me since day one. So I guess for some reason it's okay for her to say things like that to me because she has such a horrible life, and can't help it that she's a bitch, but if I say anything like that, I'm a bully and a mean girl. I can't think of any reason at all why that's fair."

"We got tree mail" Announced Yauman. "It says for this challenge, you are to complete three different mazes, in the mazes I have set up flags the tribe who completes all three and finds the most flags wins immunity."

"That sounds original" Pieh Gee said rolling her eyes, "Jeff or Mark Brunet or whoever has been running out of challenges a lot these days"

"Welcome Survivors" Jeff said as the tribes met, "Let's get to today's challenge, first things first, Perez hand in the immunity. You all got my tree mail you all know what you're supposed to do, Perez you have two extra members which means you are sitting two out, and remember you can't sit out the same people in back to back challenges, which means Jaime and Erick have to participate this time." Jaime continued staring at Erick. "I'll sit out" Christa volunteered. "Me too" Frosti said. "Alright" Jeff said, "Let's get started." (Perez wins)

"Congratulations Perez" Jeff said handing them the immunity, "Sanchez, I'm sorry I have nothing for you, you may head back to camp."

"Right away" Greg said in a confessional, "I could sense that I was on the chopping block." Greg's eyes wandered "Sorry" He said to the camera's I got a little distracted there"

Once again his eyes were fixed on Ashley and Stacy. "I'm just going to be extra quiet" He continued in his confessional, "That way they won't know I'm here."

"Have you ever kissed a girl before" Ashley asked in a mischievous voice.

"It's none of your business" Stacy said huffily, "Now shut up and kiss me" The two of them leaned next to each other and kissed. Greg felt his mouth watering even more.

"I'm getting hot" Ashley said, and removed a piece of clothing.

"This is hot even for Mexico" Stacy added, and stripped down as well. "Yeah" Greg said. Suddenly forgetting they could here him Greg clapped loudly and cheered. The girls immediately stopped what they were doing. "What do you think you're doing?" Stacy snapped. "You guys were about to go all the way" Greg said, "And I liked it, keep going if you want, just pretend I'm not here"

"You weren't supposed to know about this" Ashley cried. @$@@% ran down her cheeks. "Its okay" Greg said, "I accept it that you're gay"

Lesley heard the commotion and came over to see what was going on. "What is this yelling about?" she asked.

"Greg was spying on us" Stacy said her voice quivering. "Guess what?" Greg suddenly blurted out. "Ashley and Stacy are GAY!" "W'what?" Lesley stammered, her face was just about as white as a ghost. "They're lesbo's" Greg said. "They were about to go all the way with each other." Ashley and Stacy both stood with there mouths hung open in disbelief.

Lesley covered her mouth as if to vomit. "I'm sorry" she said, "I can't be around you guys" With that she took off.

"Let me tell you something" Lesley said in a confessional, "I am very disturbed about the information I just received. As it says in the bible God created Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve, and therefore they are committing one of the mortal sins. I can't look at these girls anymore, their pure evil, and oh my god this is just way too much for me to handle." She burst into loud hysterical @$@@%. "How could they do this to me?" She shrieked loudly at the cameras. She continued crying. "Lesley you okay?" Dolly asked touching her lightly.

Lesley moved away. "I just heard about something really disturbing she said, that I am far too ashamed to repeat." She was shaking uncontrollably. "Wow" Dolly said, "What was it?"

"Did you miss the part where I said I was too ashamed to repeat it?" She snapped. Dolly fell silent.

"I'm sorry" Lesley said in a hushed voice. "Do you want to know why Lesley's crying?" Greg asked coming up to them. He didn't even give Dolly a chance to answer, "It's because Ashley and Stacy are Lesbo's."

"You shut your mouth" Lesley cried putting her hands over her ears.

"I don't have any problem with Lesbians" Dolly said in a confessional, "In fact I'm really happy for Ashley and Stacy, but I can see where Lesley's coming from, being born and raised a Christian her whole life."

Meanwhile Ashley and Stacy were both very shook up and furious with Greg. "I can't believe he did something like that" Ashley said in @$@@%. "That pervert" She kicked the side of the Aztec pyramid.

"Well" Stacy said, "I knew this was just all too good to be true, I knew something was going to ruin us"

"Yeah God damnit" Ashley cried, "Greg does not deserve to be here! He's getting my vote tonight that perve"

"Mine too" Stacy said huffily. "And I still haven't forgotten about that sexist comment he gave us earlier." She added. The girls fell into each other's arms and sobbed loudly.

"I can see Ashley and Stacy are really upset about what Greg did to them" Dolly said in a confessional, "I wouldn't mind getting rid of Greg myself, he did call me flat chested, and that's something I've always been super sensitive about"

"Hey Guys" Dolly said approaching them. They were still sobbing uncontrollably in each other's arms. "Listen you guys" The two of them released each other at once.

"Don't do that!" Snapped Stacy, "Sorry" Dolly said quietly looking at the ground, "Well anyway, I'm totally on your side, Greg was a total jerk, and just so you know, I'm voting with you guys" Stacy suddenly forgot that she couldn't stand Dolly. "Omigod could you?" She begged. Dolly completely relaxed. "I have my own reason's too" She explained, "He said I was" She blushed furiously @$@@% clouded her eyes. "He said I was flat chested" She said in a small voice.

Stacy couldn't help but smirk a bit. Ashley nudged her. "He said that?" She asked in disbelief "That Sexist" She shrieked. .

"I heard them all talking about me" Greg said in a confessional, "And let me tell you I am totally freaked out now, we only have a couple of minutes until tribal council, and I know that if I don't try to turn things around, then it's definitely going to be me going home tonight."

Greg continued to look panicked. "And the big problem" He continued, "Is that I don't really have anyone in particular I'd like to target, I better think fast, Stacy? Ashley? I know Lesley won't have any trouble voting one of them out." Greg walked over to Lesley. "I need your help fast" He commanded. "Anything" Lesley said, "I really trust Greg" She said in a confessional, "Honesty is one of the most important and best qualities in a human being, especially with all the dishonesty going on, on this tribe. I know everyone's going to vote him out tonight, but not me, I am on his side."

"Tribal council start's really soon" Greg told Lesley, "And I know I'm a target" Lesley patted him on the back. "Don't worry" She said, "You did the right thing"

"The only problem" Lesley said in a confessional, "Is that right now, both Ashley and Stacy completely offended me today, and I know I can't write both of their names down so I'm going to have to choose just one of them, I guess if I had to choose, it would probably be Ashley, because I think Stacy would have been okay, if she wasn't there to poison her with her disgusting beliefs. But that does not mean Stacy's clean of sin."

"So vote out Ashley?" She asked Greg. "I have no problem with that" Greg said, "Except she's hot stuff."

"Don't think about it" Lesley snapped, "Ashley's gay remember"

"Right" Greg said. "But Stacy's the bigger bitch" He protested. "Are you with me or not?" Lesley asked. "I thought we were both going with Ashley."

"Yeah I'm with you" Greg answered.

"So I guess it's going to be two votes against four, because I'm guessing Brady's going to vote for me since I you know upset Dolly" Greg said in a confessional, "But at least I'm not hated by everyone like Osten, at least I have one person on my side."

"Welcome to your fourth tribal council" Jeff said as the tribe entered the council area. "None of you look very happy" Jeff noted, "Why the long faces."

"Well no one likes going to tribal council you know Jeff, what did you expect? Us all to look ecstatically happy? " Stacy snarled, "But besides that, Greg is the biggest pervert ever to make the story short, and he needs to learn to keep his big mouth shut"

"I was just being honest" Greg said innocently, "I just thought everyone should know that they're lesbian, which is totally cool with me."

"So now it's totally cool with you?" Lesley cried in disbelief. "Well, you're not as honest as you make yourself out to be now are you" She snapped. "You said you were totally on my side"

"I am on your side Lesley" Greg said taken aback.

"What's this about Lesley?" Jeff asked.

"Well" Lesley started, "Greg was the one who reported this disturbing news to me, and I was stupid enough to believe that we were on the same page as each other, he somehow made me believe that he too was anti gay, I totally admired him for his honesty" She continued, "But than I find out that he's just as dishonest as the rest of them."

She started crying again. "I just feel that I'm on a tribe with a bunch of unholy demons, I just can't trust anyone here anymore"

"So?" Greg asked, "I take it were not together on this vote anymore"

"I'm sorry" Lesley said guiltily. "But I only make alliances with people I can trust, and I can't trust people who are dishonest."

"Well Greg" Jeff said, "It appears that you might be going home tonight are you at all worried."

"Yes Jeff Duh!" Greg said irritably. "So does everyone here want Greg gone?" Jeff asked.

"Lesley might admire him for his honesty" Brady said, "But I think there is a big difference between honesty, and knowing what and what not you're supposed to say to people. He made a really rude comment today about Dolly being flat chested and skinny; she's really sensitive about that."

Dolly buried her head in her knees. "Brady" She moaned. "Dolly I'm talking here" Brady said huffily. "If you say things like that to people" He continued, "That's not a good quality"

"I was just telling her the truth" Greg protested, "Was I supposed to tell her that she wasn't flat chested? She is, it's not my fault, what was I supposed to say?"

Dolly was once again sobbing. "You were supposed to say nothing" Brady snapped, "See you did it again, you upset her."

"Brady" Dolly said evenly.

"You should have kept your mouth shut!" Brady snapped again.

"Yes I agree" Ashley said. "Why did you have to tell Lesley about us? Why did you tell her that we were lesbian?"

"Because she asked what was going on" Greg answered nonchalantly, "And I figured she probably wanted an answer so I gave it to her."

"Oh Stop" Lesley shrieked in disbelief, "You can try to convince me that you are a completely honest person, but I know very well that you're not, so stop buttering me up, I'm no longer voting with you.

"Well" Jeff said clearing his throat, "It sounds like you all know who you're voting for so, let's get started. Lesley you're up"

As soon as everyone had written down their votes Jeff read them out loud. "Alright" He said, "First vote………….

Greg

Greg - Two votes Greg

Ashley - Two votes Greg, one vote Ashley

Greg - That's three votes Greg one vote Ashley

Greg - That's four votes Greg that's enough to hand in your torch, Greg the tribe has spoken.

Greg did the fake crying act he did in Borneo; unfortunately no one thought it was funny this time around, so he gave it up. "See ya guys" He said.

"Well" Jeff said, "I have to say, that was definitely one of the more interesting tribal councils, you are now down to five member's I suggest if you want your tribe to start winning, you may need to step it up a notch. You guys may head on back to camp, and I'll see you next time.

Votes

Lesley - Greg

Dolly - Greg

Greg - Ashley

Ashley - Greg

Brady - Greg

Stacy - Greg

Episode six - "You can both go to Hell"

Previously on Survivor. With Osten gone, Greg worried that he might become a target. Trying not to become the "new Osten" Greg decided it was time to take action and make an effort to fit in around camp. He made a couple attempts but failed by being too honest and saying rude things to his tribe mates.

At Perez, Erick mysteriously got hurt while he was swimming, but decided to hide it from everyone especially Jaime.

Meanwhile Christa was skeptical about her alliance with Courtney and whether that still existed. Not surprisingly, Courtney denied that there ever was an alliance between them.

Meanwhile Erick tried to get rid of his pain but it was unsuccessful. ["Right now, my pain just shot up about 50 billion levels, and I'm scared to death, earlier today, I was perfectly fine, and now all of a sudden I have like 50 billion arrows in my back, I'm not even exaggerating, it's that bad." - Erick (confessional)] Not wanting Jaime to know, because of what her reaction might be, he down played it by saying he was just "sea sick" Jaime decided to take it the wrong way, and became unreasonably upset that she wasn't the first to know about it. ["I am hurt and offended, that Erick didn't tell me he wasn't feeling well, I thought we were friends. More than friends I mean, I should have been the first one to know that he was sea sick, "Jaime (confessional)]

At the reward challenge, Jaime made sure that she and Erick sat out. Back at camp Jaime continued to be upset and felt like Erick was being dishonest with her. ["I can't believe it, Erick looked me right in the eye and lied to me, "He's like 'I'm all better, honest' BLECH!" Jaime (confessional)] at the immunity challenge, Perez once again won the immunity, and Sanchez once again had another date with tribal council. At camp Greg knew he was definitely on the chopping block. He tried to refrain himself from making any more waves, but accidentally caught sight of Ashley and Stacy involving themselves in sexual intercourse, and was caught right in the act. Immediately Lesley wanted to know what was going on and Greg was not afraid to tell him in sheer detail about what he saw.

Lesley became so disturbed, that she refused to talk to or even look at the girls. ["I just heard about something really disturbing she said, that I am far too ashamed to repeat."(Lesley confessional)] She decided to align with Greg and vote out Ashley because she was the bigger problem. Lesley believed that she and Greg were on the same page and that they both had the same opinions but at tribal council, Greg accidentally, let it slip out that he really had no problem with them being lesbian. Lesley immediately flipped sides, realizing that Greg really couldn't be trusted, and Greg became the 5^th person voted out of Survivor Mexico, 13 are left, who will be voted out tonight?

Theme song order: Sanchez: Brady, Todd, Stacy, Lesley, Dolly, Osten, Ashley, James, Greg, Perez Jaime, Peih Gee, Erick, Courtney, Frosti, Dave, Wanda, Yauman, Christa

When the tribe returned to camp, Lesley no longer felt scared and intimidated by Ashley and Stacy, now she was just angry. "I can't believe they would do something so disgusting" She said angrily in a confessional. "And to make matters even worse, no one else seems to think it's a bit disgusting, everyone else is just turning the blind eye. Even Greg" She said his name with pure disgust, "Who said he was on my side, admitted that he had no problem what so ever with them being lesbian." %**!% rolled down her cheeks. "I just feel so betrayed" She said. "No one's even trying to see it from my side." She wiped her %**!%. "Well I don't care" She said, "As far as I know it they can all go to hell, they can all suffer, it certainly doesn't matter to me, but those girls, what they did was completely unforgivable" Her eyes were filled with rage. "And right now" She said, "I am not afraid to put them in their place."

"Ashley Massaro! Stacy Kimball!" She snapped at them "You two get over here this instant."

"Well" Stacy said in a confessional, "At least she's talking to us now, yesterday she couldn't even look at us, but now I think Ashley and I are about to get the lecture from hell, or about hell, or whatever."

"Omigod I'm gonna die, I'm gonna, die, I'm gonna, die, I'm gonna die" Ashley said in a confessional. "Melodramatic, I think not. Lesley is a scary bitch when she wants to be." She whimpered in fear. "I'm scared."

She walked over to Stacy. "Nice knowing you" She said throwing her arms around her, she then started sobbing. "Right back at you" Stacy said and began sobbing as well.

They pulled themselves together and got up their courage to walk over to Lesley. "Maybe we're not in trouble" Ashley suggested nervously. "Doubt it" Stacy scoffed, "I mean she called us by our first and last names."

"Omigod" Ashley said, "You're right."

They held on to each other. "Help!" They cried in unison. They released each other."

"Okay" Stacy said, "We just need to stay calm, we can handle this." She grabbed on to Ashley's hand, and they both walked over to where Lesley was waiting for them.

"Drop hands!" Lesley said coldly. The girls shuddered and did what they were told. "Sit!" Lesley commanded. Her voice was very sharp and made both of them quiver.

"I just want to tell you" She started, "That not only did you disappoint me with your lesbian activity yesterday, but you also disappointed God." She put her hand to her heart. "You guys are wicked demons" She snapped. "You here me wicked demons" She gave each of them a slap across the face. They quivered and held on to each other. Lesley got in the between them and separated them practically cutting off their circulation. They both cringed.

"Some people can be saved" Lesley preached walking circles around them. Ashley and Stacy exchanged looks of relief. "But the two of you" She said pointing her finger at them, "Are hopeless cases, you can never redeem yourselves." The two of them held onto each other again, but were immediately separated once again by Lesley's hard cold hand. "As far as I know" Lesley said, she gave them an evil look. "You may both go to hell"

"Wow!" Stacy said, her heart was beating so loudly that she was sure people could here it from miles away. She put her hand on it to calm it down. "That was really intense," She turned to Ashley "are you okay Ashley?" She asked her voice quivering.

Ashley shook her head. "I don't want to go to hell" She sobbed.

"I don't even believe in hell or heaven or any of that shit" Ashley said in a confessional. "But now I find out that's where I'm going when I die, and it's suddenly real to me." She began hyperventilating. "And there's no way Stacy and I can be saved, we're going to Hell whether we like it or not."

"I think heaven's over rated" Stacy said trying to calm Ashley down. "In fact, I actually prefer Hell, because heavens full of people like Lesley."

"That doesn't help" Ashley said quietly. The two of them sat in awkward silence, too ashamed to look at each other.

"Ashley and Stacy look very shook up right now" Lesley said in a confessional, "I think I really got to them. Am I sorry about that? Never, they totally deserved what they got, and I am not apologizing to them until, they apologize to God, which won't help because there's no way they can be saved. It's too late for them to turn themselves over."

Erick had expected to feel better but instead ended up feeling worse. "This morning, when I woke up" He said in a confessional, "Not only did my pain get worse, but it pretty much migrated" %**!% streamed down his cheeks. "There's not a single muscle, bone or joint in my body that doesn't hurt like hell. He wiped his %**!%. "I'm just going to try to tough it out, because the last thing I want is to be a burden to my tribe. Right now, I just need to think about getting out of the shelter."

Unfortunately Jaime was unable to take her eyes off Erick. "I gotta tell ya" She said in a confessional, "Erick can try to tell me that he's not sick, but I'm not fooled, he actually looks sick, like the walking dead even. His skin's almost so pale you can see his vanes, I don't think that's normal, and he has these huge lesions all over him. I've never been sea sick, but I know enough about it, I know it doesn't cause lesions" She bit down on her quivering lip. "What's going on? And why isn't he telling me?" Her eyes became as wide as dinner plates. "Omigod" She said putting her hand on her chest, "What if he has? Cancer!" The words sounded bitter on her tongue. She covered her mouth and began sobbing once again.

"It's probably nothing" Courtney said when Jaime told the rest of the tribe. "I mean sometimes people look like there's something wrong with them, but than it turns out to be absolutely nothing, you see people always assume, I have an eating disorder because I'm so skinny, it's kind of like that."

"No it's not Courtney" Jaime snapped, "Bad analogy, this is NOT nothing."

"Gee's everyone's mean to me" Courtney said pitifully, "I'm just trying to be optimistic for once."

Jaime groaned in exasperation. "Am I the only one who's worried about Erick's health," She wondered in a confessional "I mean seriously, I don't even think Erick's worried about his own health"

Erick finally made it out of the shelter. "I don't want to sound pathetic or anything" He said in a confessional, "But that was like a huge work out for me, I'm not looking forward to the challenge"

Jaime continued staring, but said nothing.

"Jaime is creepy" Erick said in a confessional, "Almost every second she's staring at me, I'm not even kidding, she was awake all night staring at me, I know this because whenever I woke up, she was right next to me, with her eyes wide open."

"It's not polite to stare you know Jaime" Dave said.

"It's okay to stare if you're worried about someone" Jaime protested, her voice was shaking.

"I agree with Jaime" Peih Gee said. "It's perfectly fine." She was now staring too.

"Stay out of this Peih Gee" Dave and Jaime snapped in unison.

"What the fuck" Peih Gee said defensively in a confessional. "I'm people too you know, I have a right to state my opinion. It has nothing to do with my crush on Erick, I'd be worried about anyone, because I'm just a concerned person, okay fine you got me there I'm not usually, but Jaime's not the only one who's entitled to worry about Erick, like I said, I'm people too."

"Great" Erick said in a confessional, "Not Peih Gee too now, it's bad enough having Jaime stare at me like some kind of hawk, but having her and Peih Gee stare at me, that's more than too much."

"We got tree mail" Yauman announced.

"Oh Mmmhmmm." Jaime said irritably.

"What's the matter with you Jaime" Yauman asked.

"Nothing" Jaime mumbled "Leave me alone" She was once again in %**!%. "She's just feeling kind of left out, because Erick's not telling her absolutely everything." Said Peih Gee.

"Shut up Peih Gee" Jaime said evenly. "What does the tree mail say?" She asked. "I'm not up for any kind of challenge" Erick said in a confessional, "But there's no reason why anyone should know that, I'm just going to put on a tough face and do it. I'm sure it can't be that bad."

"It say's" Yauman read, "We have a slip and slide challenge" "Never mind" Erick confessed, "I'm already in enough pain as it is, I don't really feel like hurting myself even more." He moaned loudly. "I feel like I could die any minute now" %**!% streamed down his cheeks.

"Welcome in Survivors" Jeff announced as the tribes met. "Perez, you're getting your first look at the new Sanchez tribe, Greg was voted out at last night's tribal council. So here's the deal, you will race head-to-head with a member of the other tribe as you slide down a slippery course you will retrieve a numbered ball that will be randomly assigned each round. The first tribe member to toss your ball into a basket scores a point for their tribe. The first tribe to five wins Reward. Jeff Probst: Wanna know what you're playing for?" Both tribes nodded.

65 gallons of fresh water delivered to your camp. Since Perez has three extra members' you're sitting three members's out. And remember you can't sit the same people out in back to back challenges, so that means, Christa and Frosti have to participate. "Erick's going to sit out" Jaime volunteered. "Now wait a minute, Jaime" Jeff said, "Have you discussed this?"

Jaime blushed. "I could sit out" Erick said. "Right now" He said in a confessional, "I'm actually grateful towards Jaime, I'd probably kill myself doing this challenge, and Jaime literally saved my ass."

"I'll sit out too" Jaime announced.

"Okay" Jeff said, "That's two members now we need one more to sit this out."

"I volunteer" Yauman said.

"Well at least it's not Peih Gee" Erick said in a confessional, "If I had to sit out with her and Jaime that might be even worse than the challenge. Yauman's nice; he hasn't once been nosy about any of this"

(Perez wins) "Sanchez I'm sorry" Jeff said "I have nothing for you, hopefully you'll do better the next time, you may head on back to camp."

"When we got back to camp" Yauman said in a confessional, "No one seemed in a very celebratory mood, I don't know what's going on with everyone, no one's been saying anything, it's kind of creeping me out. I try not to get involved in other people's problems, but I'd like to know what's going on."

"I didn't even do the challenge" Erick said in a confessional, "But I'm as tired as hell" He yawned furiously. "I have no idea what's wrong with me"He continued "And I don't think I want to know either. I just might be the first survivor ever to die on the show." It's nothing, It's nothing, It's nothing Erick repeated to himself over and over again. That didn't help at all.

Jaime was not far away. "Erick's obviously in pain" She said, in a confessional "He looks so miserable. And he's making me miserable too; I haven't been able to eat or sleep the past couple of days all because I'm worried about him. I feel really bad inside"

She held her head down and let her %**!% hit the ground. She sighed heavily and walked over to the others.

"I want to switch tribes so badly" Courtney was complaining, "I have no friends on this tribe."

"Well I suppose you could switch tribes" Frosti said. "NO!" Courtney snapped, "I'm not going to switch tribes, nobody does that, that's a nobody thing to do, and besides I think that was the part where you were supposed to say, 'we really like having you on this tribe; you have plenty of friends'"

"Oh" Frosti said shaking his hands, "We really like having you on this tribe, and you have plenty of friends." He giggled nervously.

"Chh yeah right" Courtney scoffed, "You wouldn't have even thought of saying that on your own." She once again went into a rant. "Not even Christa likes me anymore" She complained, "She even admitted it herself, she said she didn't want to be my friend, isn't that a horrible thing to say to someone?"

"You said that to me all the time" Christa reminded her. "I never said that" Courtney protested. "See everyone's being mean to me."

"Do you think you're the only one here with problems?" Jaime suddenly snapped. "I can't believe this, you are so selfish, how could you even think about yourself, when?" Angry %**!% rolled down her cheeks. She stared at Erick. "Forget it" She snapped, "You wouldn't understand, and you probably wouldn't care either."

"Well saw'ree" Courtney sneered, "I'm not exactly an empath if you haven't noticed.

"Oh believe me Courtney" Jaime snapped, "I've noticed."

"Wow" Dolly said in a confessional, "That was just pathetic; during the challenge I fell flat on my face one too many times there" %**!% streamed down her cheeks. "I just feel like such a klutz."

Dolly was not the only one who had trouble with the challenge. "I just couldn't keep my mind on it" Stacy said in a confessional, "All I could think about was, the fact that Lesley called Ashley and I bad people, so in a way, I can blame her on losing our challenge, and I suppose I could also blame Dolly, though it's not her fault she's a klutz. But seriously, how are Ashley and I supposed to do any kind of challenge, when all we can think about is that we are bad people who are going to hell?" She shook furiously.

"Wow we really messed up" Ashley said sitting down next to Stacy. "But you know what? I don't care, that's the furthest thing from my mind right now" The two of them sat in silence shaking uncontrollably.

"Well I'll tell you one thing" Ashley confessed, "Someone who upset's a player so much that they're unable to do the challenge, is someone who does not deserve to be here anymore. But that won't do any difference, I'm still a horrible person" She began sobbing uncontrollably.

Stacy almost on cue began sobbing as well.

"I don't know exactly what Lesley said to them" Dolly said in a confessional, "But I've never seen Ashley and Stacy more depressed, I just want to go up to both of them and hug them." She sighed, "I know Stacy and I haven't been the best of friends, but I feel bad for her." She gingerly approached the girls and gave them each a light tap on the shoulder.

They both flinched.

"It's okay you guys" Dolly said softly.

"Whew!" Ashley said breathing in a sigh of relief, "I thought for sure you were Lesley."

"Look" Dolly said, "I don't know what Lesley said to you guys, but I'm sure it's not true"

"Well you just have to say that because, you're too nice" Stacy said bitterly. "She said that we were both terrible people, and we're both going to hell"

"This is really bad" Ashley said, "I mean, I don't even believe in Hell, or that kind of afterlife thing, but it scared the shit out of me anyway."

"She said that?" Dolly asked in exasperation.

"In those exact words" Ashley said still shaking.

"Well" Dolly said, "I'm going to have a word with her." As she walked over to Lesley, Dolly practiced the conversation over and over in her head. "I know exactly what I'm going to say" She said in a confessional, "I thought it over, and I'm feeling really confident right now, this is probably the first time in this game when I actually have felt this confident." Her confidence was short lived when she approached Lesley, collecting water, and mumbling, under her breath. Dolly hesitated. "Is this really the right time?" She asked in a confessional, "I mean she already seems to be in a bad mood, I don't want to make it worse." She continued to approach her. "Here goes" She said under her breath.

"Lesley!" She exclaimed. Lesley spun around. "What do you want?" She asked irritably.

Dolly fell completely silent, and rung her hands nervously. "Um" She said. Lesley glared sharply at her.

"Hi!" Dolly said weakly and than hurried off.

"I completely choked right there" Dolly said in a confessional, "I just feel like such a pathetic loser, I had it all planned out in my head, and then all I was able to say was 'Hi'" She buried her face with her hands. "Okay" She said, "I just picked the wrong time to talk to Lesley" She told the cameras next time, I'll be ready."

"We got tree mail" Brady announced. "It says for this challenge, you will once again experience, a game that was played by the Ancient Aztec's."

"Unfortunately" Dolly said in a confessional, "It's not the challenge I'm concerned about, I kind of just made this mental promise to myself that when we finish the challenge, I will confront Lesley," She bit down on her lip, "Is it okay to break a promise to yourself?" She asked the camera, "Because, I thought it through and I don't think I'm ready."

"Welcome in Survivors" Jeff announced as the tribes met. "First things first, Perez, hand in the immunity, once again it is back up for grabs. So now let's get to today's challenge, Totoloque was a gambling game popular in Mexico at the time. The object of the game was to hit a target with gold pellets. Bernal Diaz, the Spanish historian, wrote that Cortés and Moctezuma II played totoloque together. Perez, you have three extra member's that means you can't sit out the same people in back to back challenges, so Erick, Jaime and Yauman have to participate. "I'll sit out" Courtney said without any hesitation.

"Those gold pellets must weigh a ton" She said in a confessional, "There's no way, me with my skinny little arms could through that, let alone lift that."

"Who else?" Jeff asked. Peih Gee raised her hand. "Peih Gee sitting this one out" Jeff said, "One more person" Frosti raised his hand. "Alright" Jeff said, on your marks get set, go!" (Perez wins)

"Congratulations Perez, once again" Jeff said, "Although, neither tribes did that well this time. Sanchez, I once again have nothing for you, except of course another date with me for tribal council, I'll see you tonight."

"So, during the challenge, I was thinking a lot about how my conversation with Lesley was going to go" Dolly said in a confessional, "And I think that might have been one of the reason's why we messed up so bad, well just one of the reasons anyway." Lesley was boiling water; she looked a bit more relaxed then the last time Dolly tried to talk to her.

"I can do this" She said to the camera, "I just have to remember that it's not for me, it's for them" She turned her eyes in Ashley and Stacy's direction.

She boldly walked up to Lesley. And cleared her throat. Lesley turned around again. "Is their something you've been meaning to tell me?" She asked, "Because this is the second time today that you've come up to me, so get it over with and spill"

Dolly's eyes moved back and fourth from Lesley to Ashley and Stacy.

"Spill" Lesley said again, her voice was so cold it made Dolly flinch. "You really hurt Ashley and Stacy's feelings" She said lamely, "You really scared them, an um no offense or anything but, what the hell is your problem?"

Lesley fell completely silent.

"Wow" She said in a confessional, "I totally under estimated Dolly, I never in a million years thought she had it in her to speak to me like that, let alone side with Ashley and Stacy, I always thought Dolly was this sweet completely harmless little girl, but now I find out, she's just as evil as they are."

Lesley buried her face with her hands. "Omigod" She mumbled over and over. Dolly nervously waited for her to say something else.

"Uncomfortable silence" She said in a confessional, "Any thing would be better, than that, I'd almost prefer if she started yelling at me" She bit down on her lip. "Oh who am I kidding?" She said, "I would hate that, but she should at least get it over with"

"You can yell at me now if you want" Dolly told Lesley.

"Damn right I will" Lesley snapped. Dolly once again felt her eyes fill with %**!%. "How could you go and take their side on this?" She snapped, she was convulsing with fury. "You are just like them!" She scolded, pointing her finger right at her. %**!% rapidly spilled down Dolly's cheeks.

"I'm not" She said lamely.

"There are two kinds of evil" Lesley explained, "There are those who do evil, and there are those who watch other's do evil, and look the other way."
"Am I going to hell?" Dolly said quietly.

"You can count on it" Lesley snapped.

"It's not fair" Dolly cried in a confessional, "I can't go to hell, I just can't, I'm a good person, I honestly didn't think this conversation was going to go this way, I somehow got it in my mind that Lesley would realize she was being a bitch, and I'd come out looking like the hero, and Stacy would let me in her alliance. I can't believe that was how I thought it would go." She pounded her head, with her fist. "I'm such an idiot" She moaned. "This is exactly why I keep my mouth shut most of the time"

She walked over to Ashley and Stacy. "Guess, what I'm going to Hell too" She said gloomily. Stacy couldn't help but smirk.

"I can see why Ashley and I might be fit to go to Hell," Stacy said in a confessional "but Dolly, she's like your classic good girl sweetheart, she'd never fit in down their."

"Well that's just so not fair" Ashley snapped, "Lesley can't just go around telling random people they should go to Hell for no reason."

"It wasn't for no reason" Dolly tried to explain, "It was because I told her to leave you guys alone, she thought I was evil too because I was taking you're side."

"Oh" Said Ashley. "Ooooh"

"Is that all you're going to say?" Dolly asked.

"Well I'm sorry" Ashley said, "I just can't think of anything else I'm supposed to say about this, wow, I guess"

"Look you guys" Stacy said "Lesley's been making us miserable, she's been making us mess up on the challenge, we obviously don't want her around, so why not just get rid of her, did you guys think of that? I bet you didn't, did you blondies?"

"She's getting my vote" Ashley said. "Mine too" Dolly said. She went over to talk to Brady.

"So we're planning on voting out Lesley, are you with us? I thought you'd probably want to since she did you know tell me to go to hell?"
"SHE DID WHAT?" Brady snapped. "Shhh!" Dolly hissed, "Not so loud, it's okay really"
"NO!" Brady snapped, "It's not okay, Lesley had no right to say that"

"Well" Dolly said wringing her hands, "I can kind of see where she's coming from, I mean I did side with Ashley and Stacy"

"That's no excuse" Brady said coolly. "She does not deserve to be here"

"I here them talking about me" Lesley said in a confessional, "I know every single one of them is about to vote me out, and you know what? I don't give a shit, I'd much rather get voted out, than have to stay around with a bunch of evil demons, In fact, I'm going to write my own name down, I know that's not something most people do, but believe me, if you had to live with these people, you'd want out of there too. I'm willing to make a sacrifice. These people can try to make me look like I'm the bad person, but I know very well that I'm not."

"Welcome in Sanchez" Jeff said as the tribe entered the council area. Lesley was in %**!%.

"Come on Lesley" Jeff said, "Nobody likes a sore loser, I know it sucks to have to go to tribal council, but it's nothing to cry about."

Lesley glared at Jeff.

"This is not about losing Jeff!" Lesley snapped. "It's not?" Jeff asked sounding genuinely surprised, "Than what is it about?" Lesley began sobbing even harder. "If you really must know Jeff," She said bitterly, "It's about my tribe; it's full of evil demons"

"Oh?" Jeff said, "Please explain"

"Well, Ashley and Stacy, they're a given, we went over this last tribal council, if you recall."

"Right" Jeff said, "They're" He cleared his throat, "Lesbians."

"Well any way" Lesley said through clenched teeth, "Dolly had the guts to stand up to me."

"Alright Dolly" Jeff said, "Never thought you had it in you."

Dolly smiled weakly.

"She took their side Jeff!" She snapped, "So that automatically makes her evil, and Brady sided with her, so that automatically makes him evil too."

She threw back her head in exasperation. "What's the world coming too?" She moaned, "Am I the only decent person left on this tribe? Oh wait a second; I was always the only decent person on this tribe."

"Wow Lesley" Jeff said, "Nice, I'm going to switch gears now" He said, "Lesley, after that speech you gave, do you think everyone's going to want to vote you out?"

"You know what Jeff?" Lesley spat out, "If those demon's want to vote me out, than they can, in fact I have no desire to be here anymore, this is the closest I've been to Hell."

Jeff nodded showing no signs of Sympathy. "In fact" Lesley said "You can snuff my torch right now."

"So wait a minute" Jeff said, "Does that mean you quit"

"I believe it does" Lesley said crossing her hands against her chest. "Well Lesley" Jeff said, "You very well know how I feel about quitter's, and I think you're decision is pointless, considering, everyone's probably going to vote for you anyway. Can't you wait to be voted out?"

"No I can't" Lesley snarled, "I think the sooner I leave this hell the better"

"This is just something I usually do when someone quits" Jeff said, "But I have to ask every tribe mate whether or not they think it's a good decision."

"It is a good decision" Lesley said thickly. "Wait, wait, wait" Jeff said, "Let's hear everyone else's opinion first."

"Get out of here Lesley" Stacy said bitterly, "No one wants you here, so you might as well quit."

"I think Lesley's being a total Drama Queen about this" Brady said, "She's been really mean and obnoxious and I don't think she deserves to have her way, I think that by letting her quit, we're rewarding her for being a bitch."

"What are you saying Brady?" Lesley snapped.

"I'm saying that I'm against you quitting" He said.

"Thanks Brady" Jeff said, "Anyone else."

"I agree with Stacy" Ashley said right away, "The sooner she's gone the better, bye, bye, bitch"

"What about you Dolly?" Jeff asked.

"I never want to see her again" Dolly said tearfully.

"Well" Jeff said, "It looks like majority rules, Lesley I'll snuff your torch right now."

"Thank you, thank you, thank you Jeff" Lesley said.

"You may go Lesley" Jeff said after snuffing her torch.

Lesley walked away without even looking back.

"Well that was certainly eventful" Jeff said to the rest of the group. "I used to have some respect for Lesley" He said, "But now, she's just another no good quitter, you may head on back to camp, and I'll see you next time"