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OaktownFunk wrote:

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Ryan gets my vote.
The 19 cheeseburger a day diet isn't gonna cut it Rhino.
Oh, and the IV full of bacon grease really does wonders for your complextion, doofus.

He might as well just make cocktails consisting of Wesson oil and chucks of Crisco and down them all day. Last night he inhaled about 50 stips of bacon covered in cheese in 5 seconds. His arteries are hardeing as I type this. By the time his HOH reign is done he'll be freebasing skittles and mainlining old french fry grease. What a fat pig.

Vegazguy wrote:

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i laffed at a poster's comment about ryan taking a bath and comparing it to the curds of fat in soup as it cools. it was funny. poor guy.

That was me on another thread. I simply cannot crank out enough Ryan fat jokes. I am telling you- he cut himself shaving and a trickle of oil ran down his chin. Someone else said he shit crisco.

Riff wrote:

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It's easy to make "Ryan is fat" jokes because he doesn't give us much else, but the dude could go on the Mary Kate Olsen diet and still look like that. He has a big frame. I've got one, too. Nothing you can about it. It's pretty obvious to me looking at him that his body fat percentage is way lower than the Doughgay's and certainly Alex's -- who proved you can lose a lot of weight, look thin, and still be horrendously out of shape.

With that said, I am in awe of how much food Rye can put away. Is he storing for the winter or something? At this rate, he's pretty much a shoe-in for the Final 2. Because he's going to eat anyone who stands in his way.