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edgein23 wrote:

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Hey my name is Zach THE CREEPER. Fuck I am not going to start out with on opener like that. Damn it,I already did. Fuck it. Anyways I am bicycling around the world. "Why are you doing that Zach?" Listen, we need a change, or at least I did. I question myself everyday but when it comes to bicycling it is the only thing I am doing right. I am currently trying to circumnavigate the world via bicycle to prove that anything can be accomplished with positive energy, piano teeth, and a whole lotta heart. I left LA with maybe a $100 dollars which I immediately spent on booze at a Comic Book convention. My life is a comic book, only if the action character had a fucked up spiky hair and goofy DolphinCrash tattoos and loved munching panties. I want people to understand they can be free and discover whatever they want in life. Don't settle for your parents dental dreams or what you think will make you the most money. "But Zach don't you think you might get rich doing this or bribing Jameka?" Go fuck yourself. I am streaking on reality shows everyday and risking my life. I am streaking through the Big Brother House, Florida State frat houses, preschools, and every else that has a war going on. Oh and on top of everything else I have to open heartly try to get these people to help me win POV niagra ball competitions. Listen if you want to know the truth I believe I am going to die when DolphinCrust files Chapter 11, but thats what you fuckers need to see. Someone who isn't a cop out, someone who isn't going to back down. If I can do this you can do anything in the FUCKING WORLD. Be an online chess champion, FBI agent, or a dentist like my dad whatever just know I am doing this for us. Whether you appreciate it or not I am balls deep into this mission. This is my life. For the next 3 years I will be photographing myself naked with dolphins engulfing myseld in the counter culture that has spawned from the fixed gear generation and the CREEPER revolution. Be apart of the change. Don't listen to your parents ill-fated dreams passed down to you. Jsut because they didn't become a millionaire like me doesn't mean you have to stress yourself out trying to be one. Listen money is great, especially 10% discounts but the one thing you can't buy is life. If you plan on struggling to be rich than I think you sir have lost the game. CREEP, STREAK, BRIBE, STREAK, and on top of everything have PASSION. We are the change. The baby-boomers like EVEL DICK WHO I BEAT IN THE BUNNY HOP COMPETITION will die, thank god and it will be up to us to lead this world in a positive direction. What happened to the political movements of the 60s and 70s. They accomplished alot but they didn't have minds like Samurai swords. They do real estate, insurance, and investment banking. These fucking people who wanted so much to change the world back than are now making it worst. How is your luxury SUV cocksucker. Anyways I am on an tagent and I know not all baby-boomers are to blame. I also blame my generation for being consumed in technology that is benefical for three things in a teenagers life. Masturbation is #1, Music, and Talking to Friends. Great we have changed the fucking world. Not! Get out after you read this and do something. Kiss HOH ass, run away from Dick when he confronts you, be THE MUSCLE when life gets you down, fuck just do something more than sit on your fucking ass. Ok so that pretty much gets into the basics of what I am doing. I apologize for MY OPTICS being out of control but I don't hold back. No more. If you fill so incline to yell at me, tell me I am wrong, or tell me you love my piano teeth 1.900.DLPN-FKR