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Posts: 418 (03/11/08 05:38 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Ads - The reason I wake up every morning. Remove this ad The CW lets 'Farmer Wants a Wife' out of the barn on April 30 Mar 9, 2008, 11:00 PM \| by Dan Snierson Categories: TV Biz Ten women. One farmer. A bunch of livestock. Is this any way to find true love? The CW certainly hopes so. The network will unveil its new hog-eat-hog reality show, Farmer Wants a Wife, on Wednesday, April 30, at 9 p.m., after America's Next Top Model. The show, which has been a hit in several European countries, will chronicle the romantic journey of a Missouri farmer who seeks that special someone to hoe around with. His fish-out-of-water female suitors - who hail from the big city - must compete in barn-based challenges like rounding up chickens. At the end of each elimination ceremony, the contestant without an egg under her assigned hen is sent packing. Last Edited By: scoop0 06/05/08 05:01 PM. Edited 3 times.
ProbstFan123		#1	[-]
Posts: 8292 (03/11/08 05:41 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	That picture is just crying out for a caption.
PeggyinOhio		#2	[-]
Posts: 2262 (03/11/08 05:46 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Believe it or not they called our office looking for a farmer candidate for this show! LOL (I work in a gov't agency that works extensively with farmers. We're nominating a FEMALE farmer for the next edition!)
shower puss		#3	[-]
Posts: 1423 (03/11/08 06:46 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	His fish-out-of-water female suitors - who hail from the big city - must compete in barn-based challenges like rounding up chickens. What exactly does the farmer have to offer as a potential husband that women from the big city would want to exchange their careers for? ...other than a stint on a reality show?
PeggyinOhio		#4	[-]
Posts: 2264 (04/21/08 10:07 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Well, as a city girl who now lives in the country, many of the farmers I work with on a regular basis are millionaires at least (although not necessarily liquid assets). My next door neighbor has hundreds of head of black angus cattle, and that's his HOBBY. They just raise them for showing and for fun. So farmer does not equal poor in today's society. Do you know what a bushel of corn sells for in the day of ethanol production? YIKES! (And how many bushels they produce per acre and how many acres even an average sized farm is? -- it ain't grandma and a cow anymore.)
Downpuppy		#5	[-]
Posts: 1470 (04/27/08 05:34 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	A bushel of corn is trading at $5.82 tonight.In Indiana, yields are about 150 bu/acre. Costs are up too, especially fertilizer & diesel. From the site, it looks like the farm is a joke. A few chickens and goats - more like a petting zoo than a serious farm. Which makes sense - the bimbos they have going on the show would be more likely to lose an arm in a combine than be useful on a tractor.
ProbstFan123		#6	[-]
Posts: 9770 (04/27/08 05:52 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Farmer wants a wife...or a consenting sheep.
JustNotThatIntoYou		#7	[-]
Posts: 164 (04/27/08 07:33 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Yeah, being a farmer's wife sounds like a riot.
54321blastoff		#8	[-]
Posts: 3887 (04/27/08 11:48 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Somebody chop Silas w/ that animal NOW! P.S. This show looks like shit and not even fun b/c it's so bad like Crowned which crowned winners of a fake pagent but just pitiful. Pass.
RetroFox		#9	[-]
Posts: 146 (04/28/08 02:41 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	At least from the promo, this looks AWFUL. Like some sort of horrific cross between The Simple Life and The Bachelor, with every annoyingly overdone reality show stereotype you can think of thrown in. It's on the CW? I'm not surprised. Just another example of how their programming (outside of Gossip Girl) sucks shit.
54321blastoff		#10	[-]
Posts: 3889 (04/28/08 02:55 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Ads - The reason I wake up every morning. Remove this ad RetroFox wrote: It's on the CW? I'm not surprised. Just another example of how their programming (including Gossip Girl) sucks shit. Fixed. YW.
LastRide		#11	[-]
Posts: 301 (04/30/08 12:10 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	This show starts tonight. Lets see how it pans out.
swim4life227		#12	[-]
Posts: 3390 (04/30/08 12:42 AM) OMEDETO, CATHY!! Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Based on the previews it appears as if Josie will be my fav! <3
ProbstFan123		#13	[-]
Posts: 9907 (04/30/08 04:04 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	CAN YOU FEEL THE EXCREMENT? Literally.
ZombieLinda		#14	[-]
Posts: 3631 (04/30/08 04:31 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	The farmer is pretty fug. Who cares about him though? MEET THE BITCHEZ!!! Amanda 'Student' Ashley 'Catering Sales Manager' Brooke 'Marketing Representative' Christa 'Personal Assistant' Josie 'Math and Tennis Teacher' *this is the one to watch <3 Kanisha 'Property Management' Krista 'Accountant' Lisa 'Singer/Dancer/Street performer' Stacey 'Sales and Marketing' Stephanie 'Jeweler'
willsucks402		#15	[-]
Posts: 5379 (04/30/08 06:20 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I just saw the preview during ANTM They said the dude was from fortescue mo, that isnt too far from me. Where was it filmed? ETA Nevermind i must have heard wrong the CW site says he is currently living in Portage Des Sioux, Missouri Last Edited By: willsucks402 04/30/08 06:23 PM. Edited 1 times.
hossc		#16	[-]
Posts: 15089 (04/30/08 07:22 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Already seen this guy..on the Waltons.
Pencake		#17	[-]
Posts: 11403 (04/30/08 07:25 PM) mwah Reply Quote More Recent Posts	The part with the chicken in slow motion was HILARITY!!!
hossc		#18	[-]
Posts: 15092 (04/30/08 07:31 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Aww Pencake..they could do a same sex version with NC as a West Virginian farmboi in search of someone who'll fill out a pair of overalls..
Pencake		#19	[-]
Posts: 11404 (04/30/08 07:36 PM) mwah Reply Quote More Recent Posts	!!!!
yofox02		#20	[-]
Posts: 1576 (04/30/08 07:54 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Ads - The reason I wake up every morning. Remove this ad this show reminds me of the joke about the farmer who introduces his wife and his sister and there is only one woman standing next to him.