RYAN THE MANBEARPIG FOOD LOG THREAD. *OVER 1 BILLION CALORIES SERVED* in Big Brother-Past Seasons Forum

RYAN THE MANBEARPIG FOOD LOG THREAD. OVER 1 BILLION CALORIES SERVED

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JaniTholeMyDolly	RYAN THE MANBEARPIG FOOD LOG THREAD. OVER 1 BILLION CALORIES SERVED	Lead	[-]
Posts: 18033 03/14/08 10:45 PM Resident bitchy bitch Reply Quote More Recent Posts	He looks like 1/2 man, 1/2 bear, 1/2 pig- Let's rename him MANBEARPIG!! And since his life seems to be eating- Let's log everything he eats here! Last Edited By: JaniTholeMyDolly 11/16/08 03:25 PM. Edited 65 times.
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JaniTholeMyDolly		#1	[-]
Posts: 18033 03/14/08 10:47 PM Resident bitchy bitch Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Oh man- in the time it took me to post that he ate something! This could be the biggest thread in sucks history thanks to Rynos eating habits! 11:47 PM: A container of yogurt (the first healthy thing I have seen him eat)
factoryhurl		#2	[-]
Posts: 28088 03/14/08 10:49 PM Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	It's truly amazing. When he is not sleeping or laying down he is perpetually noshing on something or other.
RomCen		#3	[-]
Posts: 26028 03/14/08 10:50 PM Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Yogurt just now.
agent2424		#4	[-]
Posts: 8414 03/14/08 10:53 PM Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	BEST THREAD SUCKS HAS EVER SEEN
JaniTholeMyDolly		#5	[-]
Posts: 18033 03/14/08 11:40 PM Resident bitchy bitch Reply Quote More Recent Posts	agent2424 wrote: BEST THREAD SUCKS HAS EVER SEEN And the fact that Jen just got out and is reading the message boards on BB has nothing to with why I started this thread. I swear. <sarcasm> Last Edited By: JaniTholeMyDolly 03/14/08 11:44 PM. Edited 1 times.
JaniTholeMyDolly		#6	[-]
Posts: 18033 03/14/08 11:42 PM Resident bitchy bitch Reply Quote More Recent Posts	12:42 pm EST.: Drinking a beer and eyeing the fridge. I call by the time BBAD is 1/2 over he will have gone in for another feeding. He is truly living up to his name- MANBEARPIG! Last Edited By: JaniTholeMyDolly 05/03/08 02:52 PM. Edited 1 times.
thumbalenae		#7	[-]
Posts: 3114 03/14/08 11:42 PM Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	(taken from the chops thread)
JaniTholeMyDolly		#8	[-]
Posts: 18033 03/14/08 11:50 PM Resident bitchy bitch Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Courtesy of the fabulous ArtMaggot.
Jellybelly71		#9	[-]
Posts: 3470 03/15/08 12:02 AM Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	i would love to see a running count of his caloric intake as he hoovers down all the food here in LA - that reminds me, i should go to the grocery store tomorrow before BB gets there and buys ALL the groceries for Ryan
factoryhurl		#10	[-]
Posts: 28088 03/15/08 12:15 AM Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I feel it is our duty to post every time a morsel goes in his mouth. I know it's a lot of work, but if we persevere, I think we can do it.
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SimplyKimberly		#11	[-]
Posts: 5631 03/15/08 12:21 AM Reply Quote More Recent Posts	factoryhurl wrote: I feel it is our duty to post every time a morsel goes in his mouth. I know it's a lot of work, but if we persevere, I think we can do it. IN I think this is something we can all support.
factoryhurl		#12	[-]
Posts: 28088 03/15/08 12:29 AM Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	The added incentive is that his bitch may likely be reading it.
AeRo 21		#13	[-]
Posts: 7783 03/15/08 12:40 AM Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	A fucking food log for him I love it.
ghettofabman		#14	[-]
Posts: 5412 03/15/08 12:43 AM I don't get most of the jokes Reply Quote More Recent Posts	JaniTholeMyDolly wrote: Courtesy of the fabulous ArtMaggot. Heh, Ryno Klump. Now how....YOU Durrrrrrrin'! Last Edited By: ghettofabman 03/15/08 12:47 AM. Edited 1 times.
JaniTholeMyDolly		#15	[-]
Posts: 18033 03/15/08 12:56 AM Resident bitchy bitch Reply Quote More Recent Posts	factoryhurl wrote: I feel it is our duty to post every time a morsel goes in his mouth. I know it's a lot of work, but if we persevere, I think we can do it. Just post whenever you see him eat in this thread. At the end of the day I will copy and paste it into one post. Then we should have an idea of his daily calorie consumption. His girlfriend Jen is a total bitch- if he makes it final 2 he will lose the entire game because of her. Last Edited By: JaniTholeMyDolly 05/03/08 02:53 PM. Edited 1 times.
AeRo 21		#16	[-]
Posts: 7783 03/15/08 01:11 AM Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	11:10 PM: Ryan is eating what looks like cookies.
JaniTholeMyDolly		#17	[-]
Posts: 18033 03/15/08 01:13 AM Resident bitchy bitch Reply Quote More Recent Posts	2:14am EST: Ryan is eating cookies. And talking about Weight Watchers. How ironic.
blistering		#18	[-]
Posts: 11148 03/15/08 01:17 AM Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	There used to be a forest here until one day when Ryan pulled over for a quick snack:
JaniTholeMyDolly		#19	[-]
Posts: 18033 03/15/08 01:18 AM Resident bitchy bitch Reply Quote More Recent Posts	To recap, since 4pm: 4:30pm: Tacos with sour cream (I think he had 3 or 4) 6:05pm: A steak with a side of mac and cheese 8:47pm: Container of yogurt (which he scraped clean) 9:42pm: 2 Beers 11:17am: a rack of cookies All times BB time. If you saw him eat earlier today, please post it. I was busy all day.
AeRo 21		#20	[-]
Posts: 7783 03/15/08 01:18 AM Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I'm tempted to try to convert what he eats to Weight Watcher's points and send his daily totals to his myspace.
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