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I met Chet yesterday
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Posts: 5 (03/22/08 06:37 AM) Registered User |
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Posts: 949 (03/22/08 06:58 AM) Registered user |
Hi guys-- I'm a long time lurker, first time poster.
I live in the Los Angeles, CA. suburbs. I work in a large prostitution ring. Imagine my surprise when I looked over at the checkout line, and there was Parvati. I immediately went over and introduced myself, and flirted with her a little bit, told her what a big fan of her boobs I have been, etc. She was very slutty, and seemed not at all surprised that she had been recognized. She looked terrific, her boobs were much bigger than they had appeared on the show, although her herpes were still there. At the end of our conversation, she tried to give me an STD, and thanked me for watching her cleavage, and being so nice to her. It was the high point of an otherwise crappy day at work.
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Posts: 133 (03/22/08 07:06 AM) |
Hi guys-- I'm a long time lurker, first time poster.
I live in the Los Angeles, CA. suburbs. I work in a large horse stable. Imagine my surprise when I looked over at the hay feeding line, and there was Danielle. I immediately went over and introduced myself, and stroked with her a little bit, told her what a big fan of her galloping I have been, etc. she was very teethy, and seemed very neihgish that she had been recognized. She looked terrible, her hooves were much bigger than they had appeared on the show, although her teeth where still huge. At the end of our conversation, she let me have a ride, and thanked me for washing her mane, and being so nice to her. It was the high point of an otherwise crappy day at work. |
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Posts: 131 (03/22/08 07:29 AM) Registered user |
Hi guys-- I'm a long time lurker, first time poster.
I live in the Berlin, New Hampshire. suburbs. I was in a large, quilt retailer. Imagine my surprise when I looked over at the checkout line, and there was Debb. I immediately went over and introduced myself, and flirted with her a little bit, told her what a big fan of Survivor I have been, etc. She was very gracious, and seemed almost surprised that she had been recognized. She looked terrific, horny, and fuckable, much hotter than she had appeared on the show, although she is still very voluptuous. At the end of our conversation, she gave me a big hug, a big kiss, a good fucking, and thanked me for watching the show, and being so nice to her. It was the high point of an otherwise crappy family reunion. |
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Posts: 770 (03/22/08 07:58 AM) Registered user |
Hi guys--I'm a long time lurker, first time poster.
I live in the Lawrence, Kanasa suburbs. I work in a...in a.... Aw, fuck this shit. |
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Posts: 138 (03/22/08 08:02 AM) Registered user |
Hi guys-- I'm a long time lurker, first time poster.
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Posts: 170 (03/22/08 08:22 AM) |
This thread has potential.
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Posts: 86 (03/22/08 09:23 AM) |
sure does!
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Posts: 28 (03/22/08 10:31 AM) Registered User |
Hi guys-- I'm a long time lurker, first time poster.
I live in the Washington, D.C. suburbs. I work in a care center for chronic mutes. Imagine my surprise when I looked over at the sign language class, and there was Becky. I immediately went over and introduced myself, and talked with her a little bit, told her how apathetic toward her I have been, etc. She was very silent, and seemed not at all to respond to the fact that she had been recognized. She looked Asian, she had even less of an independent identity than she had appeared to on the show, although Yul wasn't there for her to glom on to. At the end of my single-sided conversation, she tried to articulate a single word, and thanked me for not making her talk, and being so nice to her. It was the high point of an otherwise crappy day at work. |
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Posts: 69 (03/22/08 10:40 AM) |
the original poster removed his post, what a noob
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Posts: 23311 (03/22/08 11:20 AM) Registered user |
How would meeting Chet enliven an otherwise crappy day at work, is what I want to know.
Okay, not really. |
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Posts: 955 (03/22/08 11:22 AM) Registered user |
PUSSY EDIT!
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Posts: 1649 (03/22/08 12:25 PM) Registered user |
(How the fuck can a first-time poster have 5 posts already upon making his first post?
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Hi guys-- I'm a long time lurker, first time poster. I live in the Los Angeles, CA. suburbs. I work in a shitty trendy metrosexual dance club / bar. Imagine my surprise when I looked over at the bar, and there was the entire Survivor cast from the past 7 seasons... all of them! They live here it seems! I immediately went over and introduced myself, and asked them if they indeed really were all recruited from this bar for their Survivor seasons, told them what a big fan of the show I used to be until the show started sucking ass once their boring asses were cast, etc. They were all very drunk, loud, boring, and slutty, and seemed not at all surprised that they had been recognized. They looked fucking horrible, the girls were wearing 50 lbs. of makeup more than they had worn on the show, although their herpes were still there. At the end of our conversation, they all tried to get me recruited onto the show, and thanked me for watching their horrible boring seasons of alpha males being retards, girls being mute, and minorities being more racist than ever, and being so mean to them. It was the low point of an otherwise crappy day at work. |
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Posts: 625 (03/22/08 12:44 PM) |
(Man, I wish I had seen the original post!)
Hi guys-- I'm a long time lurker, first time poster. I live in the Chicago, Illinois suburbs. I work for a large gynocological practice. Imagine my surprise when I looked over at the line to get douchebag-inflated heads out of rectums, and there was Jason. I immediately went over and introduced myself, and scratched his greasy hair a little bit, told him what a big fan of his misogynistic douchebagginess I have been, etc. He was very douchey, and seemed very surprised he had not been recognized. He looked terrible, his douchebag-inflated head was much bigger than it had appeared on the show, although his ego and rectum were still huge. At the end of our conversation, he took a giant shit on the floor, cursed me for being female, and being so nice about trying to get his head out of his rectum (it didn't work because his brain was so infected with douche). It was the high point of an otherwise crappy day at work. |
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Posts: 124 (03/22/08 01:21 PM) |
BuffyTheThreadSlayer wrote:
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Posts: 31 (03/22/08 05:12 PM) |
 Buffy that is the best one yet..
Hilarious!! Thank you for giving me a laugh at my otherwise crappy day at work..
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Posts: 4389 (03/22/08 06:15 PM) Registered User |
Hi guys-- I'm a long time lurker, first time poster.
I live in the Los Angeles, CA. suburbs. I work in a large pet store. Imagine my surprise when I looked over at the checkout line, and there was Catalie. I immediately went over and introduced myself, petted her a little bit, and told her about my obsessive Catalie fan page on Sucks, etc. She was very afraid, and seemed surprised that I had a job. She looked terrific, her whiskers were much bigger than they had appeared on the show, and her fur appeared to be freshly washed and brushed. At the end of our conversation, she meowed and thanked me for calling her by her correct name, and masturbating to her. It was the high point of an otherwise crappy day at work. |
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Posts: 31691 (03/22/08 06:45 PM) I'm an ugly Yeti King |
Oh look it's an "oldbie" humor thread.
Just another thing you stole from us. |
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Posts: 629 (03/22/08 10:37 PM) |
^^^
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Posts: 630 (03/22/08 10:46 PM) |
Hi guys-- I'm a long time lurker, first time poster.
I live in the Los Angeles, California suburbs. I work for a large restaurant chain. Imagine my surprise when I looked over at the line to get into the bathroom, and there was Ozzy. I immediately went over and introduced myself, and revelled in his arrogant sluttiness a little bit, told him what a big fan of his nozzyating smugness I have been, etc. He was very self-absorbed, and seemed not at all surprised he had been recognized. He looked terrible, his manslut-infested crotch crabs were much bigger than they had appeared on the show, although his ego and sense of entitlement were still huge. At the end of our conversation, he pulled a still-wriggling fish out of his ass, climbed over the men's room stall, and thanked me being so nice about trying to figure out why he hadn't been drowned at birth. It was the low point of an otherwise normal day at work.
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