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Douchekateers Club: Nice Things We Might Be Able To Say About Jason Siska

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BuffyTheThreadSlayer	Douchekateers Club: Nice Things We Might Be Able To Say About Jason Siska	Lead	[-]
Posts: 633 (03/22/08 11:01 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't. Remove this ad NoChetCherlock correctly pointed out that there is no love thread for Jason Siska. Obviously, Siska's behavior on the show has nothing to do with that. We here at Sucks are just unfair and one-sided...right? So, this thread is dedicated to the positive side of Jason Siska. For example: He has not actually flung his own feces at anyone in camp (yet). He has not been convicted of a felony (yet). He speaks English. Sort of. Last Edited By: BuffyTheThreadSlayer 03/24/08 10:45 AM. Edited 1 time.
sammyhain2364		#1	[-]
Posts: 1515 (03/22/08 11:07 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	He looks more like Bon Jovi than Bon Jovi himself.
SPunKeeMonKee		#2	[-]
Posts: 10157 (03/22/08 11:10 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I read on another forum that his brother's in a moderately-successful rock band, so maybe 2-3 people like him because of that.
BuffyTheThreadSlayer		#3	[-]
Posts: 634 (03/22/08 11:11 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	He doesn't have rabies.
Apprentice Talker		#4	[-]
Posts: 3793 (03/22/08 11:11 PM) WRP Official Spokesperson Reply Quote More Recent Posts	His hair is long.
Lemun		#5	[-]
Posts: 300 (03/22/08 11:12 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I was a fan of Jason's until I tried to add him as a friend on Myspace and he didn't accept me! He has a whole bunch of underage scenester girls as friends, though. What an asshole. On a side note, Ami gladly accepted me as a friend. :) <3Ami<3
JasonSiskaLulz		#6	[-]
Posts: 12 (03/22/08 11:13 PM) What is a muffin top? Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Uh OMG there are obviously so many amazing things about Jason Siska. The way his hair hangs long and limp over his gorgeous middle school gymnastics coach face...his chiseled former-state-university-nude-model body...the way he totally PWNED two middle aged women in order to reserve himself a dank cave full of insects and spiders... And of course you will ALL BE SO VERY MUCH IN TEARSS when his secret plans for the fake immunity idol reveal themselves. Obviously he ACTUALLY has a secret psychic alliance with Ozzy. The fact that he looks like a total douchebag moron who is about to pull a JaimeX100 is ALL STRATEGY Last Edited By: JasonSiskaLulz 03/22/08 11:17 PM. Edited 1 times.
BuffyTheThreadSlayer		#7	[-]
Posts: 635 (03/22/08 11:13 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	He hasn't pushed anyone into the firepit. Yet.
Lemun		#8	[-]
Posts: 301 (03/22/08 11:13 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	SPunKeeMonKee wrote: I read on another forum that his brother's in a moderately-successful rock band, so maybe 2-3 people like him because of that. Oh yes, the band is called The Academy Is. His brother is actually a pretty nice guy, very down to earth. Not at all stuck up like Jason is.
BuffyTheThreadSlayer		#9	[-]
Posts: 637 (03/22/08 11:26 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	He didn't rape Chet when he had the chance.
cabanachat		#10	[-]
Posts: 2698 (03/22/08 11:29 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't. Remove this ad BuffyTheThreadSlayer wrote: He didn't rape Chet when he had the chance. Don't bet on it.
BuffyTheThreadSlayer		#11	[-]
Posts: 638 (03/22/08 11:32 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	cabanachat wrote: BuffyTheThreadSlayer wrote: He didn't rape Chet when he had the chance. Don't bet on it. Um...he didn't rape Kathy when he had the chance?
cabanachat		#12	[-]
Posts: 2700 (03/22/08 11:42 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	BuffyTheThreadSlayer wrote: Um...he didn't rape Kathy when he had the chance? Now that, I'd bet on ...
BuffyTheThreadSlayer		#13	[-]
Posts: 639 (03/22/08 11:44 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	He has not tried to kill a pig with his bare hands. Yet.
oh ehm gee		#14	[-]
Posts: 286 (03/22/08 11:56 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	He hasn't quit, thereby fucking over the other members in the minority of his tribe (yet).
SurvivorFanGP		#15	[-]
Posts: 5774 (03/22/08 11:56 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	He's..... Well, he's very.....uhm...... Fuck, I give up. I got nothin'.
Merely		#16	[-]
Posts: 3471 (03/23/08 12:20 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Lemun wrote: I was a fan of Jason's until I tried to add him as a friend on Myspace and he didn't accept me! He has a whole bunch of underage scenester girls as friends, though. What an asshole. On a side note, Ami gladly accepted me as a friend. :) <3Ami<3 Get some real friends, loser!
DarrahColleenJerri		#17	[-]
Posts: 388 (03/23/08 12:23 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	He's got a big cock. apparently.
DarrahColleenJerri		#18	[-]
Posts: 388 (03/23/08 12:23 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Double up.
STFU RUDY	Nice things about Jason Siska:	#19	[-]
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DarrahColleenJerri		#20	[-]
Posts: 390 (03/23/08 12:24 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't. Remove this ad ^ haha.