My prediction of the next waste of 10 minutes of our lives with a segment that could be reduced to a 10-second preview:
Voiceover: "Previously on Survivor... "
Voiceover: "A hidden immunity idol was hidden on Exile Island."
Jeff Probst: (announcing to the group) "Somewhere on Exile Island are clues to a hidden immunity idol."
Voiceover: "Ozzy found the hidden idol..."
Ozzy: (holding up the idol): "I found the hidden idol."
Voiceover: "... but then he replaced it with a fake wooden idol. On a later trip to Exile Island, Jason found Ozzy's fake idol."
Jason: (holding up the fake idol): "I found the hidden idol."
Voiceover: "Idol Idol Idol Idol Idol the Survivors won pizza and beer."
Parvati: "We won pizza, yay."
Natalie: (shadow puppets) "Fluffy on top..."
Natalie: (shadow puppets) "Fluffy on top..."
Natalie: (shadow puppets) "Fluffy on top..."
Voiceover: "On the losing tribe, Erik was the last fan and was the target..."
Ami: "Erik is the last fan, and is the target."
Voiceover: "... but Erik convinced the others to save him and vote of Ami..."
Erik: (voting) "I'm voting for Ami."
Jeff Probst: (reading the votes) "Ami"
Voiceover: "... sending Ami home. 10 people are left who will be voted out tonight?"
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Predict Tonight's "Previously on Survivor" Segment |
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Posts: 266 (04/10/08 08:51 AM) Registered user |
Um,
Was gunna, but too lazy, I'll look for something to flame instead. good luck with this brilliant thread. |
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Posts: 27507 (04/10/08 12:35 PM) Registered user |
Previously on Survivor:
VOICEOVER: Nothing happened, so we showed you this Jason: I have the idol Eliza: (incredulous) Its a stick! |
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Posts: 389 (04/10/08 12:53 PM) Registered user |
Voiceover: "Previously on Survivor... "
Voiceover: "Ozzy's tribe lost a very tough IC." Erik: *one of his many confessionals about Ozzy* Voiceover: "Ami was in the hot seat when Erik went to Ozzy to target her" Erik: *Another confessional about Ozzy* Voiceover: "At TC Ami faught for her Survivor life but Ozzy was having none of it" Erik: *voting for Ami* I love Ozzy...i'm sorry. Jeff Probst: (reading the votes) "Ami" Voiceover: "Ami was voted out unanimously by Ozzy's alliance..." *Shot of Ami's torch being snuffed* Voiceover: "...9 people and Ozzy are left who will be voted out tonight?" |
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Posts: 434 (04/10/08 12:56 PM) |
MyChemicalShowmance wrote: |
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Mega64 |
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Posts: 8818 (04/10/08 03:29 PM) Registered User |
Previously, on Survivor...
Jeff: Come on in guys! Jeff: Wanna know what you're playing for? Jeff: _____ wins reward! Jeff: _____ wins immunity! Jeff: The _th person voted out of Tribal Council... Jeff: ____, the tribe has spoken. |
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LKMOSCAR |
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Posts: 1967 (04/10/08 03:54 PM) Registered user |
Previously on Survivor: Cirie owned another player!
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PeachessandCreeams |
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Posts: 8635 (04/10/08 05:30 PM) Registered user |
Previously, on Survivor...
Jeff: Cum on me guys! Jeff: Wanna know what you're playing for? A night with Chet. Jeff: Chet wins reward! Jeff: Chet wins immunity! Jeff: The 8th person voted out of Tribal Council... Jeff: Ozzy, the tribe has spoken. Next time on Survivor: Parvati has a Herpes breakout and has to leave the game. "They're all over my mouth and crotch and it hurts so bad!" James soon falls seriously ill and then realizes he caught a serious case of Crabs and body lice from Parvati... "I'm sorry guys, but I have to leave the game." Eliza tells Jason that it is a stick not the hidden immunity idol "It's a stick!" |
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Posts: 81 (04/10/08 05:45 PM) |
PeachessandCreeams wrote: man you guys are brutal.. 
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Posts: 84 (04/10/08 05:52 PM) |
Last time on.....Survivor:
Voiceover: Natalie was sneaking under the radar... *Natalie walking around* Natalie: Fluffy on top Voiceover: At the Challenge, Natalie continued to dominate by throwing bags. *Natalie throws a bag* Voiceover: Ultimatley winning it for her tribe Natalie: woo! Voiceover: At Airai, Natalie enjoyed the pizza and beer with her tribe Natalie: yay! Voiceover: At Malakal, Ami was voted out as her tribemates feared a lesbian alliance with Natalie Voiceover: 10 are left, especially Natalie. Who will be voted out tonight? *shot of Natalie* |
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