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what precisely is the appeal of SARAH JESSICA PARKER
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what precisely is the appeal of SARAH JESSICA PARKER |
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Posts: 7228 (04/10/08 08:15 AM) Registered User |
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Posts: 1536 (04/10/08 08:16 AM) Registered loser
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She doesn't start that many threads.
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Posts: 715 (04/10/08 08:17 AM) Gay Canookian |
I've asked this to some of my friends, and the females seem to think that she would be an awesome best friend.
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Pizzathetic |
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Posts: 7229 (04/10/08 08:17 AM) Registered User |
flamestalkers get banned
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Penelope McBagpipe |
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Posts: 1144 (04/10/08 08:20 AM) Geenyus extraordinaire
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I always liked the way Peter put it "They let Sarah Jessica Parker on tv and she looks like a foot". |
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Posts: 1538 (04/10/08 08:21 AM) Registered loser
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I am really worried.
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dennydoylelives |
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Posts: 2155 (04/10/08 08:24 AM) Registered User |
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Pizzathetic |
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Posts: 7230 (04/10/08 08:25 AM) Registered User |
that's HOT TO TROT
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Posts: 32213 (04/10/08 08:26 AM) I'm an ugly Yeti King |
That's Penelope Cruz.
They are easy to mix up though |
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Posts: 5621 (04/10/08 08:27 AM) Registered user |
I believe the term "butterface" was coined for her...
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unkle greggo |
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Posts: 1483 (04/10/08 08:40 AM) |
I think I bet a $100 on her last year in the Kentucky Derby.
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pinkdolphin |
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Posts: 6877 (04/10/08 08:58 AM) Registered User |
My favo part of her is the huge mole thing she has on her chin that they airbrush out for makeup ads. Cracks me up.
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Posts: 831 (04/10/08 09:01 AM) Registered user |
Excellent question.
Makes me believe in a world-wide Jewish conspiracy- how else could you explain her success? |
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Posts: 10856 (04/10/08 09:01 AM) Registered user |
StatelyWayneManor wrote:Christ, it looks like they airbrushed the hell out of her face in this pic. It doesn't even look like a real photo anymore, but a crappy computer-generated image. |
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WiscBadger95 |
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Posts: 10857 (04/10/08 09:05 AM) Registered user |
NiceToAnimals wrote: Mmmm .... HOT HOT HOT! |
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dennydoylelives |
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Posts: 2156 (04/10/08 09:08 AM) Registered User |
And they wonder why a show called Sex with the City doesn't have any straight male viewers.
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Snakes And Arrows |
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Posts: 2727 (04/10/08 09:15 AM) ...In A Vapor Trail |
She's ALMOST as ugly as Sanrda Bernhard...
They BOTH could knock a buzzard off a shit pile.... |
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StatelyWayneManor |
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Posts: 5623 (04/10/08 09:19 AM) Registered user |
Correction...2 out of 4.
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dennydoylelives |
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Posts: 2158 (04/10/08 09:23 AM) Registered User |
Who the hell chopped her face onto Carrot Top?
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finishthemoff |
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Posts: 7980 (04/10/08 09:35 AM) Registered user |
Um. I'm all for putting pillow over her face.
As long as it is not Samantha who gives cougar a bad name.... |
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