Rabbi Apeshit travels through the world with Keamy and Omar

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Posts: 1000 (04/11/08 4:21 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Since I am a RABBI now, I decided I needed to do something with this great responsibility. But I needed guidance. I walked on the top of the tallest mountain in all of Fiji, where I had a spiritual conversation with my lord. Earl was there too btw. He told me to spread his word upon all. "But how my lord?" I asked. "You know how my son. Go now." Before I left I mentioned to our saviour that His church was moved to clubs. He appreciated this information. Since some people are just too stupid to realise whats best for them, I needed to hire some...motivational speakers. So I came across these guys... "Do you believe in God, Mr Keamy? I asked. "For the right price." was the mans answer. "Fair enough. We leave tomorrow." Last Edited By: Bobby Jon goes apeshit 04/11/08 7:20 AM. Edited 2 times.
AidanAcello		#1	[-]
Posts: 1073 (04/11/08 4:31 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	This has the makings of an EPIC thread!!! Congrats on your 1000th post, Rabbi Apeshit! w00t!
Bobby Jon goes apeshit		#2	[-]
Posts: 1001 (04/11/08 4:53 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Damn. I must have missed your 1000 post
AidanAcello		#3	[-]
Posts: 1074 (04/11/08 4:56 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	It's okay. I dedicate all my post milestones to the Brady Love thread (you can find them there )
PagongSchlong		#4	[-]
Posts: 2613 (04/11/08 8:32 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	This thread is EPIC.
melicatsmom		#5	[-]
Posts: 407 (04/11/08 12:49 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Spiritual journeys are usually epic, Apostle Schlong. I am very curious on how Rabbi Apeshit fares going into the world to spread the Word of Jonathan.
STFU RUDY		#6	[-]
Posts: 2204 (04/11/08 12:53 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Maybe you can help Michael refind Jesus.
SuperJude		#7	[-]
Posts: 10310 (04/11/08 7:14 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I wish I had my foreskin still so I could humbly ask Apeshit here to remove it for me. -SJ™
Dictatorship		#8	[-]
Posts: 2115 (04/11/08 7:39 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite
Us Kids Know		#9	[-]
Posts: 4959 (04/11/08 7:39 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	My potential sense is tingling. Btw, I'm posting on the sweetest mac in the liberry right now <3
Undertakeress		#10	[-]
Posts: 5345 (04/11/08 11:53 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Do you need a walking stick, Rabbi Apeshit?
Bobby Jon goes apeshit		#11	[-]
Posts: 1019 (04/12/08 12:02 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I will not allow this threa to turn into a discussion about a stick! But yes, I have a walking stick.
Undertakeress		#12	[-]
Posts: 5349 (04/12/08 1:14 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	My apologies, Rabbi Apeshit, I did not realize I made a bad pun. Jonathan Christ forgive me.
Bobby Jon goes apeshit		#13	[-]
Posts: 1021 (04/12/08 1:17 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	It is okay Undies Magdalene (assuming Schlong accepts your promotion)
Undertakeress		#14	[-]
Posts: 5350 (04/12/08 1:17 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	crosses fingers I think as one of the minority of het's around these parts (Sucks) he may accept my request prays to Jonathan Christ
melicatsmom		#15	[-]
Posts: 411 (04/12/08 1:29 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I'm a het around here too Undies Magdeline, but for now I wish to remain a novice and a worshipper as I am still learning of the Radiant Light.
Undertakeress		#16	[-]
Posts: 5353 (04/12/08 1:32 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Sorry, Mel, I meant guy wise. Most of the femmes around here are hets, although I love my lesbian sistahs just as much!
Bobby Jon goes apeshit		#17	[-]
Posts: 1022 (04/12/08 1:34 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I hope you count me in as one of the few hets.
melicatsmom		#18	[-]
Posts: 412 (04/12/08 1:37 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Ah I see.
Undertakeress		#19	[-]
Posts: 5354 (04/12/08 2:02 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Of course, Rabbi Apeshit. The funny thing is, most of the hets are members of the Church. How the hell did that work out?
Bobby Jon goes apeshit		#20	[-]
Posts: 1033 (04/12/08 2:08 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Day 1. Rio de Janeiro We arrived to our first destination, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil. I decided I wanted to show Keamy and Omar the statue of Jonathan Christ since they were still wavering in they're faith. While Keamy and Omar were robbing some villagers from they're money, I went ahead to catch the first climbs of my saviours statue. I had never seen it in person. Oh how I wondered how they captured the holy ones incredible sexy form. But when I arrived to the statue... "WHAT THE FUCK?! Keamy! Omar! Get you're asses over here!" "Yeah Rabbi?" "Does that look like the son of GOD to you?" Keamy gave his professional opinion: "Looks like a bloody hobo to me." "Right. So tomorrow night, were gonna climb in there and where gonna change it so that it fits the Lords glorious presence." Omar looked in shock. "You cant do that!" I grew frustrated from Omar's lack of faith. "Don't tell me what I cant do! I'm a fucking RABBI!" What was this? Was I letting my anger take over me? Was I blinded by my new seat of power as a Rabbi? Was Dan Barry slowly corrupting my mind and converting me to become his new Terry Dietz? NO! NO! I will not allow it. I DENY you Dan Barry! Rabbi Apeshit must not fall for your temptations. Keamy and Omar looked in disgust. "Dude, who are you talking to?" "Nevermind. Tomorrow we change it. So it was written. And so it shall be."

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