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Janice: Look out, bitches, because Janice and Tyra are here. And we're gonna fuck you up with out fierceness. Just check out our hot new team picture:



Tyra: Whoa, Janice, that's... uh... quite a revealing shot. Are you sure someone your age should be showing off so much skin?
Janice: Hey, I've spent a lot of money having most of my body hollowed out and replaced with silicone, and I intend to show it off. This'll probably be the most covered up I get on this race. At least I'm not a fat sow like you.
Tyra: But we'll be traveling all over the world. Some of the places we're going to will probably be quite cold.
Janice: Then my headlights will lead the way. And dazzle our male competitors.
Tyra: Ew. But anything to get ahead, I suppose.
Janice: Speaking of our pathetic competition, have you seen some of these ugly bitches we'll be racing with? They don't look like they'd know haute couture if it came up and purged all over them.
Tyra: Yeah, it's tragic, really. In fact, we might have to hold an impromptu ANTM judging panel to critique they ugly-ass team photos.
Janice: Yeah, yeah, in a minute. I've just found an un-botoxed patch of my face I'll have to go get sorted out.

Or the nanny named Fran?

Tyra: Personally, I think she looks more like the blow-up doll named Fran. Mmmmmmmmhmm. *Z-formation snap*
Janice: Oh please, if I was in that lame-ass show it would have been over in one episode. I'd have seduced Mr. Sheffield, married him and then dumped his sorry ass for the divorce settlement. And I'd poison all those snot-nose kids just to keep myself amused.