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Posts: 2511 (04/25/08 6:08 PM) Registered user |
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Posts: 1141 (04/25/08 6:22 PM) |
^^^LOL at the Katie & Coral relationship as "Huge Cunts"! The first RW New York >>>>>>>> 2nd time they were there.
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Posts: 2512 (04/25/08 6:33 PM) Registered user |
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Posts: 1732 (04/25/08 6:35 PM) |
Katie: WHAT THE FUCK?! FUCK YOU GUYS SERIOUSLY!
Coral: Eh, I don't care enough to get worked up over it. Too busy trying to wrangle my boobs in and stop them from taking over the free world. Katie: Really? Coral: Hell yes. These things are sentient. Think Skynet but on my chest. Katie: Shit. |
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Posts: 1142 (04/25/08 6:43 PM) |
Thingamajig wrote: Sleep, shmeep. Who will I U-turn now?!
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Posts: 2513 (04/25/08 6:46 PM) Registered user |
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Posts: 2365 (04/25/08 6:51 PM) |
Colette and Celeste, twin sisters!
.... They got some work done, okay? I was gonna use this awesome pic of the Olsens but then realized I hated them. I'm still learning how to photoshop, I know its horrible. 
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Posts: 28802 (04/25/08 7:38 PM) Not a Registered User anymore |
oh ehm gee wrote: omg animorphs!
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Posts: 378 (04/25/08 7:59 PM) |
Well, its been a great race, but, I don't know if I'll be able to get internet access tomorrow at 11 PDT (math tournament). R.I.P. JP & Fritz. I
hope that someone else doesn't show, otherwise I'm doomed to another 12th place finish...three races, this sucks.
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Posts: 1476 (04/26/08 5:29 AM) Registered user |
Tyra: OK, listen up all you racing ladies, because Janice and Tyra are here for the first round of team photo evaluations.
Janice: And what a sorry-looking bunch you all are. It'll be fun demeaning the lot of you. Tyra: Now first up was going to be Esther and Peach, but they chickened out and edited out their team photo. Now I don't know how many times I have to stress this, but if you want to be America's Next Top Model, You. Must. Show. Up. For. The. Photo. Shoots. Janice: Now, granted, you might not have been aware that you were entering a modeling competition on top of a race around the world. But you were wrong, and that mistake won't be forgiven twice. Tyra: Anyway, both of you have probably both had a bit too much 'life experience' to enter the modeling world at this point in your lives. Janice: Which translates as, you're a couple of hopeless, ancient bitches. Next team! 
Tyra: Now the next team up is Melanie & Cynthia... I'd say you two have some potential. Janice: Although, Melanie, that tanned, crepey skin of yours won't work in the world of high-fashion. Tyra: Says the woman who looks like a handbag... but I've got to agree, we're going to have to change up your look. Don't worry, I'll think of some ridiculous makeover to force upon you and make you cry. Janice: What I do like about you is your name... your last name to be precise. Melanie is a bit blah, but Humpalot? That's a name that'll get you noticed. Tyra: Yeah, I'd seriously consider dropping the Melanie and just going by 'Humpalot.' Now, Cynthia, you're rocking the flight attendant outfit here. The problem is that you've totally lost your neck. Janice: Which means, you're a doughy-faced, chinless cow. Lay off the in-flight meals, honey. 
Tyra: Next girl up is Isabella. Girl, you're looking FIIIIIERCE. Janice: You totally remind me of me here, except I'm way younger and hotter of course. But you've got the bone-structure, the big, over-collagened lips.. Tyra: But I just can't see the passion in your eyes. In fact, I can't see your eyes at all. You do have eyes, right? Janice: Yeah, honey, this is something a lot of girls overlook when starting out as a model - a model needs to have eyes. Seriously, you'll never get into this industry if all you've got is creepy, hollowed-out ocular cavities. Tyra: But we'll give you another chance to prove to us that you really do have what it takes to win the title of Americas....... Next..............Top.......................Model. Which would be, a pair of eyes. Janice: Shit, judging all these fuggo bitches is wearing me out, we're going to have to take a break for a while lest we be too tired to kick all of your asses in the first leg of the race. Tyra: Yeah, later girls. |
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Posts: 1294 (04/26/08 7:16 AM) Registered user |
Okay, so I'm still waiting to see if I've got a twelfth team...hopefully I will; if not, then I'll work around it. 10:50 AM the "Meet the
Teams" post'll go up, then at 11 we'll start things. As an aside, the first leg isn't the most interesting one ever in terms of tasks, but
that's because I didn't want to go OTT and end up way behind in terms of updates. Tomorrow's tasks are considerably better though, IMO. Regardless,
I still wanna set some good skits between teams...or else. The "or else", FYI, refers to the Pit Stop surprise.
Anyway, yes. Little under five hours to go. Yayzers...and time to find a number 12, like, ASAP >_> |
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Posts: 2514 (04/26/08 8:12 AM) Registered user |
Well, good luck everyone. Raymond will probably swing by with another emo widower rant, and Francis & Mary-Beth might be here to voice their opinions after
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Posts: 1478 (04/26/08 10:34 AM) Registered user |
Tyra: Previously on America's Next Top Amazing Racing Model:
Janice: You're a couple of hopeless, ancient bitches. Tyra: I'll think of some ridiculous makeover to force upon you and make you cry. Janice: Lay off the in-flight meals, honey. Tyra: A model needs to have eyes. Tyra: Okay, we're back and we're ready to critique the rest of the team pictures. 
Janice: Katherine, you look gaunt, you look skeletal, you look like you could house small children in that concave collarbone. And I love it. Tyra: I dunno, Janice, I'm not sure we want America's Next Top Amazing Racing Model to portray these kinds of unhealthy stereotypes about the modeling world. Janice: Go eat another cheeseburger, you porker. I love Katherine - you work that bony ass, girl. Who's our next victim? 
Tyra: Next up are Ax and Tobias. Janice: Wait, hold up. I thought this was a competition for girls? Tyra: Yeah, and these two are some of the fiercest in the bunch. They've got that androgynous look that all the designers are searching for. And just take a look at Ax's strangely detached head. Almost like it doesn't belong stuck on that body - that's the kind of weird, unique look the modeling world craves. Janice: Bitch, are you blind? They're both clearly guys, and I'm not just saying that because I banged them both a couple of hours ago. Tyra: Ew, I guess maybe they're blind then... who's next? 
Janice: Coral and Katie... whoa. Those are some major ballistic weapons you've got stuffed into that top. Tyra: Yeah, girl, I think those safely place you in the category of 'plus-size.' Janice: More like planet-size. I'm pretty sure those would have their own gravitational pull. Tyra: Yeah, I'm sorry Katie but it's hard to take any notice of you when you've got two giant boulders like that bearing down on you, like you're in some sort of pornographic Indiana Jones. Janice: I think we can both agree that there is something strangely mesmerising about Coral's rack, and for that she's earned herself her stay in this competition. 
Tyra: And the next team up are Colette and Celeste... wait, how am I supposed to tell these bitches apart? Janice: *runs over, scrawls A and B on their foreheads in permanent marker* There we go, that's a bit more distinctive. Tyra: But I still don't know who's who. Which one is A and which one is B? Janice: Does it matter? Tyra: Hmm, that's a good point... well, I think A's looking pretty fierce. I like the letter A. It's in both my first, and last name! Hey, now that I think about it, my last name starts with a B as well. Which means both of you are safe for this week. Janice: Okay, we've just got one more team picture here. 
Tyra: Wait, no, that's a mix-up. This is a team who ran in AT's TAR2, they won't be competing here. Janice: Oh, that's a shame... I mean, that one girl, she obviously wouldn't get far. Tyra: Yeah, I know what you mean. The one on the right is a bit too average for the fashion world. But the one on the left... Janice: That amazing bone structure! Or, the place where I imagine her bones would have been before her face collapsed. Tyra: She's really got that special something, that 'off' look that designers and photographers just love and want to capture... well, that's a shame. I'd already pre-selected her as the winner, now I'm actually going to have to put some effort into judging what we've got left. Janice: *looks at all the team photos* It's a horribly ugly job, but someone's gotta do it... |
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Ax: <Tobias, what is fierce?>
Tobias: <Hmm...you know that expression that Rachel always got before fighting the Yeerks?> Ax: <Of course.> Tobias: <That is fierce. There might also be something about smiling with your eyes.> Ax: <But I thought you could only smile with your mouth?> Tobias: <Apparently not. But I thought you would know that, being a mouthless creature and all.> Ax: <We do not smile. We simply alternate between glare and contempt.> Tobias: <Oh.> OMG: Ironically enough, the picture of Ax was not at all photoshopped. Tobias on the other hand...yeah. |
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Colette is Tila Tequila(And I forgot to resize her to match Celeste, x_X)
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Posts: 1479 (04/26/08 11:38 AM) Registered user |
Ew... so is Ax the one on the left (I am unfamiliar with these animorphs of which you speak)? Because if that's a real picture of a person he sure does
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Ax is on the left (that is the actor who played him on the shitty TV version). I guess they caught him at a bad angle.
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Phil Keoghan: I'm standing here in the middle of Central Park, in New York City. It was from this location that eleven teams originally set off on a race around the world - a race that now, is open to everyone thanks to the joys of the internet. Twelve teams of two, each with a special relationship, are now going to leave here on their own journey, hoping to win the $1 Million cash prize at the end. The teams are... Danny and Chloe; Best Friends from Atlanta, Georgia...(smileyriley14) Danny: Hi I am Danny and I live in Atlanta Georgia. I want to win this race. Chloe: And I am Chloe.....PIZZA!!!! Danny: I'm sorry she is very disfunctional sometimes she has a mental problem. Chloe: BUNNY!??!? Danny: Oh......k Well we are hoping to win even though we are very random....well she is random. Chloe: I am sorry DANNY BOY!!! Danny: I told you not to call me that. Chloe: I am sorry dude. Danny: Well ya well thats me and Chloe hopefully we will win!! Coral and Katie; Friends from New York City, New York ... (Nimberlane) Coral: Hey bitches, this is Coral Smith from Real World: Back To NY and self-proclaimed bad ass bitch. Katie: And this is Katie Doyle from Road Rules: The Quest. I smoke. And cuss. A lot. Coral: You may remember our past stints on Real World/Road Rules Challenges and how much more we rocked than anyone else. Katie: I still wish I could've destroyed that fucking pimple-faced whore Veronica. Ah, if only I could go back in time... Coral: And I still beat bitches up. Heh. Anyway, we decided to grace The Amazing Race with our presence and hopefully bring in a lot of ratings. Katie: After the way we got treated on The Gauntlet III we decided to distance ourselves from our old stomping grounds. Coral: The game has been taken over by the likes of Evan and Ev, who are both fucking backstabbing shitheels who should be pushed off the nearest fucking mountain. Katie: I agree wholeheartedly on that. *puffs on cigarette* Fucking fuckers fucking with US of all people! Coral: I know, but it made me feel so much better when they lost the final mission thanks to Eric. Katie: Or the Beached Whale as we like to call him. Hah. Coral: Beached Whale indeed! So, if you pick us we'll tear this fucking race to pieces with our awesome skills. Katie: Yeah... if Nimber doesn't fucking screw us over. Coral: She won't. I'll push that bitch down some stairs if she even tries. Katie: Haha, I love you. Coral: I know. *grins* Plus my boobs can be used as a flotation device if the plane we're on goes down. Handy, right? Katie: Very much so. Pick us, producers, and you get Coral's magnificent boobage. It's a package deal! Tyra and Janice; Fierce Divas from Los Angeles... (Level 5)
JP: Life is a campaign. Steve: Yes, it is, and we would like to cordially ask the amazing race Katsuya if they would allow us aboard. JP: Why yes Steve, I do believe they would happily oblige. Steve: Indubidably. JP: Our race plan is to present ourselves as pleasant gentlemen. Steve: Yes, we believe that as life is a campaign it is crucial to always present oneself as immaculate. JP: We've spent our lives campaigning and a trip will most certainly be no different. Steve: These other competitors have defined inferior structures. JP: Yes indeed, it would be a ridicuolous thought to think they could even comprehend the ability to challenge us. Marvin & Harry; Best Friends from Ketena, Ethiopia and Boston, Mass. ... (Funkey 01) Marvin: Harry and I just graduated from college. Harry: I received my degree in economics. Marvin: I received top-notch culinary training. I'm going to be a chef, you know. Harry: He eats more than you would think, too. Marvin: We became great friends as roommates during school. Harry: Marvin helped me immensely to fit in and get chicks. Marvin: I am a hit with the ladies. Anyhow, before we embark on our separate careers, we decided to have one last adventure together. Harry: That's right! We decided to go on the Amazing Race! Marvin: I can't wait to see the exotic locations. Harry: Marvin, Maybe you will even end up visiting relatives in Ethopia. Marvin: Either way, we are sure to have fun on our way to win ONE MILLION DOLLARS! Melanie & Cynthia; Flight Attendants from Hong Kong, China... (maximillian) Melanie: We are not your typical flight attendants. We don't serve dishes. We don't make coffee. We don't clean puke in the lavatory. No, we don't do anything you stupid passengers expect us to do. Cynthia: We actually the girly girls trapped in the uniform. As everybody knows being a flight attendant has its own merits. For my case, free food. Free tickets. And a huge R-E-S-P-E-C-T from those ground staff bitches. Melanie: Well, I can hump hot guys for free, or girls if I feel like doing pussies. *laughs* Hohohoho. And will I get fired? No! It turns out that the airline CEOs love to be treated from under their desks. *licks mouth* Just once a month and I got 'em round my little tiny fingers. Cynthia: And yes, there have been thousands of reports filed against us for *air quote* misconduct and abuse of power. Yeah, just stick them up my butt, losers! Not that we're getting sacked anyway. Melanie: So that's why Cynthia and I ended up best friends. No one else is willing to talk to us. Bummer. *rolls eyes* So how long has it been, two years? I suppose. Cynthia: Yeah, I think that our friendship is totally going to blast this race. We have got looks, as well as travelling savvies. We have been almost everywhere in the world. Melanie: If you don't count Africa and Middle East and Antarctica and Canada as part of the world, then yes. Hohohoho. Cynthia: *laughs* Mihihihihi, girl power is rocking this shit seriously. Melanie: Watch out for us. Cynthia: Yeah, watch out for us. Mihihihihi. *evil laughs* Gil and Katherine; Co-Workers from Las Vegas, Nevada... (Kitty Pride1) Gil: I've always wanted to travel the world and experience the exotic insects and locations of foreign lands. Katherine: I, personally, am just doing this for the money so I can give my daughter a better life. Gil: Didn't your dad give you two hundred thousand dollars? Katherine: Yes, but that's been written out of possible plots because I love my job. Gil: Oh right. Our job. Katherine and I are crime scene investigators. Katherine: Yup. I got my start in the field from a cop that used to visit the strip club where I worked. Gil: Didn't you get him arrested? Katherine: Again, written out of possible plots. Gil: Anyway, I'd run this race with my girlfriend, Sarah, but she ran out of town. Katherine: Plus, everyone knows I'm the real sex appeal. Note how my teeth are gap-free. Ax and Tobias; Uncle and Nephew from the Andalite Homeworld and Huntington Beach, California... (oh ehm gee) Tobias: We uh, aren't your average people. Ax: Yes. I am an Andalite prince. And Tobias is my nephew. Phewww. Tobias: It's a long story. The point is, he's an alien and I'm a human/alien turned hawk who can turn into other animals and who saved the world. But you probably knew that. Ax: And now that we have defeated the Yeerks, we've wanted to strengthen. Fen. Fen. Our relationship. Tobias: Hence why we've tried out. Ax: Not only that, but I wish to learn more about the human culture. So far I've determined that humans are very backwards even with the years I've spent on Earth. Why you humans feel the need to walk on two feet is a mystery. Missssss. Ter. Rie. Tobias: He has an...interest in the human mouth, particularly sounds. Ax: Yes. And also eating cinnamon buns. I enjoy the Cinnabon very much. I do not enjoy how people get angry whenever I do something like eat out of the trash or ask a question. Tobias: *solo* I've sort of taken it upon myself to make sure he doesn't kill himself. Plus, with the death of someone close to me, it sort of gives me something to live for. Ax: *solo* I hope that with this race that Tobias can overcome the loss of Rachel. It will be hard, but I think I can help him while he helps me become more human. Hu. Man. Celeste and Collete; Twin Sisters from New York City, New York... (NickF227) Celeste: *giggles* Hey, I'm Celeste and that's my twin Collete! Colette: Um, yeah. As you can see, Celeste is, um, bubbly? Celeste: Oh stop it! Your just to nice! *giggles* Colette is so serious and smarticle! Colette: *eye roll* Yeah.....I think anyone would seem smart compared to you.. Celeste: There you go with your mood swings! Nice one moment and than mean to me the next! Colette: I was being mean to you in the first place. Celeste: *grumble* Colette: You can't even spell grumble. Esther and Peach; Sisters from Exeter, Pennsylvania... (Vyvvi) Esther : This race is not about the money to me. Money comes and goes but family is something you will always have and me and my sister haven't really taken any effort to get to know each other and at such an old age I think it's about time we do this. Peach : My sister and I are completley different people, and I think that's a blessing and a curse in this race and in life. On one hand I'm so excited to get to know my sister on a personal level and I think that her life is very intresting and I'm really impressed with how mature and wise she is. But on the other hand we have completley different ways of handeling things. I'm the type of person who goes with their gut feeling and my sister likes to think things through. Esther : I'm not sure how far me and Peach can go in this race. We women in our 60's so clearly we can't do some of the physical tasks as well as the younger people, but we are both very smart and we are very good socially and I think that will help us with finding taxi's and plane tickets, both of us know that screaming at someone will not get us anywhere in this race and a lot of the young people don't seem to notice this. Peach : I think we can win. Obviously physically we aren't the strongest but we're smart and we have charm and I'm pretty lucky so I'm very certian that we can use that to our advantage. Ignatius and Isabella; Long Distance Dating from Salt Lake City, Utah and New York City, New York... (Dan Down Under) *knock knock knock* Isabella (to camera): Holy crap I'm so excited. This is the first time since we've started dating online that I'll actually see him face to face! *runs and opens door* Ignatius: Umm...hi...is that you Bella? Isabella (to camera): Oh God. He looks quite, er, how do I put this, different in real life. Definitely not like the pictures he sent over msn. Isabella: Oh...Ignatius...hello...*they go in for a pash but hesitate and end up shaking hands* Ignatius (to camera): Well. How awkward. *looks over at Isabella* How very very awkward. Isabella: We've been dating online for a little over 5 years now. Every moment I was just longing to see him but the distance and our lack of money made plans just so...difficult. Ignatius: So when I saw this crazy Kat person cackling whilst throwing out application forms from his hot air balloon, I picked one up and thought to myself 'why not?' This Amazing Race would be a great oppurtunity to actually spend some actual time together. Physically. Isabella: Hmyeah. Can't wait. Cinnamon and Lars; Ex-Exotic Dancer and Swiss-German Ninja / Lovers, from Royston Vasey, England and Switzerland/Germany… (ueberaffengeil) Lars: Hallo, I am Lars von Schniedelwutz, last living Swiss-German ninja. I was hired to kill Cinnamon, but developed strange feelings of love and affection that neither Swiss-Germans nor ninjas are prone to have...so I took Cinnamon away to safety. Cinnamon: Hi, I'm Cinnamon Ticklebrook. I am happy to be out of Bankok's Patpong red light district and temporarily safe from Sugata Zukuri who is trying to kill me…but I am not sure I feel comfortable with a Swiss-German… or a ninja….let alone both… Lars: Oh Cinnamon, you must trust me…I didn't kill you before…and now we're both in danger…and I might be having the love feelings for you. Cinnamon: (sigh) What do you know of love? I mean, you're Swiss-German…Besides, I don't understand why we have to go on this race…I've lost my youthful looks and am almost thirty years old…I don't want to be on TV… Lars: Cinnamon, we are in this race for your safety…everyone knows the Yakuza do not watch the Amazing Race…and it will keep us moving around. Cinnamon: So you're not interested in the prize money? I mean, I could use it to finally realize my dream of courting David Hasselhoff… Lars: But what about my love feelings for you? I am sure they will blossom on this race. Cinnamon: If we survive… Phil: Which of these teams will have the right combination of skills in order to win the cash prize? Who will fall by the wayside along the racecourse? These are the questions waiting to be answered, as we get ready to begin...The Amazing Race! (Race starts in T-Minus 10 minutes, people!) |
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Posts: 2183 (04/26/08 12:00 PM) Registered user |
DDU reporting in at 3:56 AEST. T.ears?
Opening Confessional Ignatius: I cannot WAIT Bella! We'll be finally able to spend more than a day together! Isabella: Awesome... Ignatius: And we can finally sleep in the same bed. Isabella: I guess I can deal with that. Ignatius: And we can also finally consummat... Isabella: Oh HELL NO! Ignatius: Why!? We've known each other for so long. Isabella: Yes but over the INTERNET. You've got a lot to learn darl. Now get that thing away from me! Ignatius: *puts penis back in fly* Ok ok...LET'S RACE! Isabella: *shudders* |
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