Jassyca wrote:never read the book, listened to wendy william's show. Luckily once they guy stopped thinking with his cock his senses kicked in and he did not marry her, but he prob came close to since he was cheating on his wife with her.
maxxfisher wrote:There are models who only model their hands or feet. But I think in Beverly/Danielle's case it's a euphemism for something else like when she says she was "an exotic dancer" and it really meant "stripper".
Ok I saw her mugshot, how the fuck was she a model? She was grotesque
CAPSattack: I have a couple questions about your Danielle bone list. The dude she fucked on the bathroom floor and later slashed with a knife.. is he the fool that ended up marrying Danielle? And is he the father of her two kids? Okay, wait, considering how much mileage her vagina has seen, let me re-word that. Is he the one Danielle pretends to have been the one who fathered them? And did you get that from .. dit-dit-daaaaah THE BOOK?
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Posts: 23135 (06/09/09 7:15 PM) Registered User |
Only crazy Negroes watch Wendy Williams.
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Posts: 2616 (06/09/09 7:34 PM) |
hossc wrote:Dont you have an aryan abortion meeting to go to? and btw if you know about wendy willams your either gay, about to come out or a woman. KTHXBAI |
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Posts: 3240 (06/09/09 7:39 PM) Registered user |
I'm surprised Danielle has children because I would have assumed her almost certain herpes diagnosis would have made childbirth impossible.
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Posts: 326 (06/09/09 9:59 PM) Registered User |
Proving yet again what a klassy dame she is, Danielle dumped Steve at a truck stop diner. I'm surprised there weren't any 18 wheelers in the parking
lot but Steve dressed appropriately.
The restaurant scene with Teresa, Joe and the trolls was annoying to watch. The kids acted like complete spoiled brats. I can't imagine how horrible the real experience was for the other people at the restaurant. I love Christine (Danielle's oldest daughter). "All guys bullshit you. They just want the 'goodies' from you." <3 <3 <3 She's only 14 but wow, she's wiser than her mom. |
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Posts: 2005 (06/09/09 10:41 PM) Registered User |
Too bad she's been taught it's goodies to be given away instead of sacred.
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Posts: 6570 (06/10/09 12:53 AM) Registered user |
So NEXT WEEK we finally get the table-turning incident. The preview looks promising.
This week's episode... 
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Posts: 327 (06/10/09 8:06 AM) Registered User |
AtlantaChik wrote:No, no.. Danielle didn't "give" her "goodies" away. You can rent hers, like shoes at a bowling alley. 
Last night's episode was rather dull. There was a scene where Dina, Caroline, Teresa, and two of their friends were gathered for dinner at some new restaurant that pissed me off. Did I understand Dina right? She whined that she worked for, DEAR LORD, two months and (sniffle) wasn't able to run off at the last minute and do things when her girlfriends called because she was (gasp!) working? Oh boo-fucking-hoo, how horrible.
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Posts: 32681 (06/10/09 8:30 AM) Sexy asshole |
yikes, that restaurant episode with theresa and her family. if my kids EVER carried on like that in a restaurant, out we would go. i can't stand it when
people let their spawn disturb me in a restaurant.
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Posts: 9582 (06/10/09 11:20 AM) Registered User |
The one thing that really disturbs me about next week's episode is that we saw Danielle walking into the restaurant with her kids. I hope the
table-flipping goodness happens with them out of the room. And I love how Teresa is all about not having Danielle drama, but conveniently invites her out next
week.
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Posts: 16404 (06/10/09 11:28 AM) AI Forum Moderator |
Theresa HATE! Stupid ass trash. And terrible mother.
Who is the one that flips the table? I didn't see the early previews and if I did, I forget who flips. |
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Posts: 16971 (06/10/09 11:40 AM) Registered user |
THERESA!
How can you hate that table flipping newly big-bubbied still tiny-foreheaded %*!#!%#. |
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Posts: 16405 (06/10/09 11:42 AM) AI Forum Moderator |
OOOH!!
I look forward to watching her meltdown and be crazy. I didn't watch last nights show yet, but it doesn't sound like I am missing that much. I think Danielle needs to go to the NY Housewives show and leave the rest of these bitches behind. |
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Posts: 3105 (06/10/09 11:52 AM) |
It looked to me like it's Twohead who flips the table and then she goes for someone's throat. Looked like Juicy and maybe Dina had to hold her back.
Did anyone catch that?
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Posts: 6572 (06/10/09 11:57 AM) Registered user |
Yes, I caught it. It was her husband and he wasn't going for her throat as much as he was holding her back, cuz it looked like she was on her way to cut a
bitch. Dina was standing behind them.
And I'm now thinking the table doesn't get flipped but instead it will be an attempted flip that results in all the dishes and glasses ending up on the floor. |
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Posts: 328 (06/10/09 12:06 PM) Registered User |
memyselfandi wrote:Big bubbies, small brain and no class. No wonder her bad-guido-joke husband loves her. One of the earlier previews of the table-flipping incident, they flashed to Danielle's youngest sitting at the table with a shocked look on her face. Sorry, pjadedd, I think Danielle's kids got a ring side view. |
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Posts: 4213 (06/10/09 12:21 PM) Registered user |
Anyone else catch how many guy's names Danielle's daughters rattled off as having 'been in their lives?' Those girls don't have a chance...
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Posts: 83 (06/10/09 12:29 PM) |
Theresa's middle daughter is the best looking, the blonde-ish one? She looks like she came from a slightly deeper gene pool. You can always wear a
Wonderbra, I'd think that money would have been better spent on some threading on the twohead region.
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Posts: 6575 (06/10/09 12:32 PM) Registered user |
Jassyca wrote: What's the big deal anyway? Danielle isn't the one who did the table flip. And if they don't already know their mother is a train wreck the sooner they learn the better. It sounds like the oldest one is figuring it out. The earlier they realize it the more likely they can resolve to live their lives differently. |
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Posts: 9584 (06/10/09 12:45 PM) Registered User |
I'm also assuming this is the episode where Caroline tells you a-sumptin about her family.
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