Dear Diary,
It's been weeks since she's called. I've been sitting here, motionless, waiting for her to tell me what to do, but alas - no phonecall. I shall sit here and wait for another 24 hours for her to call me with today's instructions on how to live my life today. If she doesn't call, I'm afraid I'm going to end it all.
Where are you, Ami?
Sincerely,
LeAnn
January 19, 2008
Dear Diary,
Oh my GOD, diary! You won't believe what happened today!!
I went to Kwan Ho-Li's salon to get my eyebrows waxed, okay? Well, while she was applying the wax, she got into an argument with a black girl over who had the better nail bling. She got so riled up that she swore in Swahili and dumped wax on my face! Once it was removed, I had hideous eyebrows! I don't know what to do now! My boyfr......er, I mean my hot model female lover will surely laugh at me! I am now going to the store to purchase a Sharpie. Hopefully I can fill them in before my big date to the Blue Oys......er, I mean my romantic sex-filled date with my female model lover.
Love,
Ken
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