Jenny du Jour wrote:
December 6, 2001
Dear Diary,
Today Kathy told me that Paschal and I were supposed to be playing a game. Whoops! Better get on that!
Love,
This thread it great. It needs to be bumped.
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Secret Survivor Diaries REVEALED!!!!
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Posts: 3099 (11/13/08 12:34 AM) |
This thread it great. It needs to be bumped. |
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 Dan Down Under |
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Posts: 3425 (11/13/08 12:47 AM) Registered user |
Dear diary,
Today I made my first television appearance! I can't believe it, I thought the producers wouldn't like me enough to screen me at all this season. I'm usually quite shy and reserved and I don't really show myself to other people in reality because they can be quite nasty. I mean, once I decided to let loose at this party but everyone started pointing at me and laughing and calling me horrible names like "insignificant"! Pfft, well not anymore bitchez, I WAS ON TV! Love, Marcus' penis. P.S I was so excited I dribbled! |
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Posts: 19683 (12/20/08 7:00 PM) >: | |
Dear fucking diary,
Hey, bitch! It's me, Corinne. I'm so mean that I'm writing in you with a highlighter. Yeah that's right! I don't care! And you know what else? I just finished my week-long PR tour following my awesome stint on Survivor: Gabon, and you know what? I sure showed those fucking kids who was boss! This one kid came up to me while we were at St. Jude's and he asked for my autograph. I am such a bitch, that I spelled my name wrong on his colostomy bag. HA! No one has ever been as mean as me. OH - and then, when we were at this high school, Marcus and I spoke to these kids about going to college, and after my speech, I belched loudly in the microphone. Oh, wow - what bitchy thing will I do next? I know that since everyone now knows that I'm the biggest bitch in the world, I will SO get casted on MTV's The Hills. Boo yah! I'm the best bitch, and I don't care to tell anyone! Poop face!!!!! Love, Corinne 
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ExileIslander |
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Posts: 120 (12/20/08 9:12 PM) |
dylandaniels wrote:
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ojodelaplata |
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Posts: 23 (12/20/08 11:12 PM) |
NlGHTCRAWLER wrote: CORINNE, YOU'RE A F*CKING BITCH!!! BUT YOU'RE SO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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O2JamFreak |
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Posts: 245 (01/10/09 3:12 AM) |
BUMP
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Gojoseon |
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Posts: 60 (01/10/09 3:28 AM) |
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ThrowMeGabon |
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Posts: 198 (01/10/09 3:50 AM) |
Dear Diary,
I looked for fish today... 
Love, Zoe |
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Ozzmanda Fan234 |
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Posts: 818 (01/10/09 9:58 AM) |
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BSGrinder |
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Posts: 3 (01/10/09 11:18 AM) |
Dear diary,
I fucked Ozzy today when no one was noticing... Love, Parvati |
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JaniTholeMyDolly |
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Posts: 4753 (01/10/09 12:45 PM) Dicked....by Evel that is
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ThrowMeGabon wrote: She looks like a creature from a horror movie. jeez. Woke me the hell up. |
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O2JamFreak |
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Posts: 247 (01/11/09 12:19 AM) |
ThrowMeGabon wrote:Fixed. |
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ThrowMeGabon |
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Posts: 202 (01/11/09 12:43 AM) |
Dear Diary,
No fish yet. I never do anything right. Sometimes I just want to end it all. 
Love, Zoe Z |
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SurvivorArctic |
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Posts: 13604 (01/11/09 1:13 AM) Not a team player
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Dear Diary,
I actually prefer cats. Yours in Bast, Randy 
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Jina |
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Posts: 21 (01/11/09 2:40 AM) |
wow that it funny
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Mister Plum |
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Posts: 5174 (01/11/09 6:35 AM) |
Dear Diary,
OKay, so now, while I was reading on Sucks, I felt bad that they nicknamed me as the Merhag. It really do suck. Plus, they also do know that I forgot to remove the condom in my finger. Oh well, til then. XOXO Yours truly, Debbie 
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Posts: 20194 (01/11/09 12:44 PM) >: | |
Uh-dear Diary,
Today, I get a sticky post at Uh-Survivor Sucks! They rike my shoes and various clothing aparrers!!! Rong rive my rovery aparrer store! HI-YAH!!! Rove, andyli08 
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WylDawg |
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Posts: 17331 (01/11/09 12:51 PM) Registered user |
Dear diary,
I tried to be as mean as possible to him, but I can no longer deny my real feelings. He his amazing, an exemple of a true man. I've tried to fight it by constantly getting into flame wars with him, but I can no longer keep this masquerade, so I will admit it, FTO, you are my one and true love and soon enough we will be one! There, that felt so good! Truly yours, NIGHTCRAWLER Dear diary, Why do I keep getting a boner everytime NIGHTCRALWER flames me? Could it be? Is it possible, that deep down inside.......I yearn for him?!? But he's so mean, there is no possible way of expresssing my true feelings for him. If only he secretly felt the same about me..... *sigh* Your pal, finishthemoff |
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Posts: 16056 (01/11/09 12:58 PM) Kiss me, I'm Adminish |
Dear NC
I need you before the Eagles game is over <----------------------- needs a helmet Yours Truly, Trix |
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NlGHTCRAWLER |
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Posts: 20198 (01/11/09 1:03 PM) >: | |
Dear Trixie,
Your av is on the way! Love, NC Dear Diary, I'm not sure how much longer I can keep this facade up. I've masturbated so many times to pictures of gay guys from fratpad.com that I've chaffed my dick. Should I let everyone know that I really am gay? Why else would I keep posting at Sucks and keep going into every thread that's obviously gay in theme - and then I argue that I'm straight. They can see right through me, like a brand new pane of glass in the window of my soul. Oh, God - and now I'm crying. I'm an emotional wreck. I just want a guy to slide his erect penis into my asshole and then shoot his warm load into me. Is that so wrong? Love, Wyldawg ("Fluffy") |
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- Survivor Speculation
- Survivor 20+
- The Amazing Race
- Big Brother
- Big Brother - PAST SEASONS
- The Apprentice
- American Idol
- American Idol PAST SEASONS
- The Mole
- Lost
- Other Shows That Suck
- Off Topic
- Clubs That Suck. No, Really.
- The Dump
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- In Memory, 9/11/01
