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 Double Edged Sword |
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Posts: 5071 (04/22/08 8:09 PM) Registered User |
Dear Diary,
Jeff and I just broke up. I really loved him, but I felt my life was in danger. I kept getting these death threats from someone identifying himself only as "OedipusTex". Julie 
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Posts: 437 (04/22/08 8:13 PM) Registered user |
Dear Diary, That Bitch Julie is lucky she broke up with MY MAN! I hope she doesn't expect the death threats to stop...
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NlGHTCRAWLER |
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Posts: 14915 (04/22/08 8:18 PM) >: | |
Dear Diary,
HALLELUJAH!!!!! Love, Joanna 
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Posts: 7580 (04/22/08 8:26 PM) I need a life |
dar dary,
ay wuz gargu shuma wen ay hurd da cow cum back an mah wife say u dun no bout dis shumin bout as ay wuz a sayin bout back home she hurbu a goat sex urbu wuz ay dun get play likes thats no mer. but thun shurbul urgle fumbu wuts and thats how ay gots mah daughters preggers. aw daggurnuts, dah sheep ar back in da yurd, ay gutta goes and do shurbul urbul um bu. luv, big tum 
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notremojo |
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Posts: 1500 (04/22/08 8:28 PM) Registered user |
Dear Diary,
I don't know why I keep getting grouped together with my sista Vecepia, I just love rapping to her about teaching all the children in my hometown of Harlem, she gets me, we have the same chicken cravings, we always compare notes on the emotional value of MLK's monumental speech. I mean I would just rather talk to her than that queer John, Rob's gone, Kathy pees on people, Paschal gives me flashbacks to my parole officer, and Zoe give me the skeeves. Just because I only associate with a woman of color doesn't make me racist or in an unbreakble alliance with her. Anyway Remember diary ALYWAYS BET ON BLACK!!!!! Sincerely Sean Rector. 
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SurvivorNinja |
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Posts: 438 (04/22/08 8:30 PM) Registered user |
(Sometime Early 2002)
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Posts: 474 (04/22/08 8:33 PM) Registered User |
Dear Diary--
The work of a superhero is never done. Preventing nuclear accidents, holding up planes to keep them from crashing because the hyrdaulics failed in midair, trying to decipher the end of the Sopranos, it's all in a day's work. That's why I turned down Jeff when he asked me to come do Micronesia. That and it was easier to hide my true identity when I was a working firefighter. It's a little harder to hide my true self when I'm working in insurance. Speaking of firefighters, I've seen Joel. This shit for brains calls himself a brother firefighter? Maybe on the Anabolic Planet. Yeah he looks buff and big now, but when he stops doing them you know what you're gonna get? Yep....big, stupid and fat. I got more than my fair share of big and stupid dealing with Ulong during challenges. Oops, gotta go. I've picked up the sound of a bank robbery here in Tom W. 
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Double Edged Sword |
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Posts: 5074 (04/22/08 8:37 PM) Registered User |
Dear Diary,
Here I was all excited about going on Survivor, and they vote me off first. DAYUM!!!!!!!!!!! Chicken 
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NlGHTCRAWLER |
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Posts: 14916 (04/22/08 8:38 PM) >: | |
Dear Diary,
Well, I woke up this morning and made the long trip down the hall. I opened the door, but it was still empty. Yep, he's still dead. Love, Timber Tina 
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SurvivorNinja |
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Posts: 439 (04/22/08 8:53 PM) Registered user |
NlGHTCRAWLER wrote:
 Aww that's terrible.
Here i'm avoiding doing Christy out of fear of coming off insensitive.
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notremojo |
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Posts: 1503 (04/22/08 8:57 PM) Registered user |
Dear Diary,
I think I'm starting to lose my scare factor. I realized this when a big ass owned me. Uffda, Leaves.
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NlGHTCRAWLER |
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Posts: 14917 (04/22/08 9:01 PM) >: | |
Dear Diary,
Love, BB
Last Edited By: NlGHTCRAWLER
04/22/08 9:03 PM.
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Paris Hilton |
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Posts: 1564 (04/22/08 9:20 PM) |
at the Tina one. Am I going to hell for laughing?
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SurvivorNinja |
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Posts: 440 (04/22/08 9:48 PM) Registered user |
Dear Diary,
I am just completely out of energy, I can't take it anymore. I was out on a walk and came across a coke machine. In hopes that it would boost my spirits I put in a dollar but nothing came out. I noticed a paper on the ground nearby saying "out of order". What am I going to do? *paper now slightly wet from teardrops* I have no soft drinks, my energy and spirits are at an all time low..my life is over. Scratch that...my boyfriend just called...now i'm just horny as hell. 
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Dan Down Under |
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Posts: 2162 (04/22/08 10:28 PM) Registered user |
Dear Diary,
I am so not gay. <3 xoxoxox <3, Brian. P.S LYDIAOWNAGE 
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Posts: 868 (04/22/08 10:47 PM) |
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Posts: 270 (04/22/08 11:01 PM) |
Dear Diary
Ah' WIYL git farwood whene'er ah WANNA git farwood! Luv, Darrah 
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Posts: 5395 (04/22/08 11:35 PM) Registered User |
LMFAO at the Tina one! I don't care if I'm going to hell, it's just that funny
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Posts: 7420 (04/23/08 12:54 AM) Registered User |
Dear Diary,
It was an exhausting day at work today. I was surprised by the crowd we had at the shop. Two people stopped to check out our quilts as they were passing by out garage and one of them actually bought something! Bobby was so excited with the business that we opened up a six pack to celebrate. I was feeling particularly romantic this evening, which meant that it was Bobby's lucky night. The touch of his hand as he caressed my cheek and the way he held my body in his arms overwhelmed me with a deep fiery passion. It was like our honeymoon in Jersey all over again. As we basked in the afterglow of our love, I looked into his eyes and felt the undying connection that would hold us together forever. Oh god, he reminds me so much of his father. It's like he never left. With love, Debb 
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Posts: 323 (04/23/08 1:19 AM) |
Cassidy666 wrote: I'll be looking forward for the anal-beads and lube entry |
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