The last two sentences of that Debb one made me go EWWWWWWWWWWW!!!
Nice job.
Nice job.
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Secret Survivor Diaries REVEALED!!!!
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Posts: 7583 (04/23/08 1:23 AM) I need a life |
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Posts: 276 (04/23/08 1:54 AM) |
Dear Diary,
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Posts: 60 (04/23/08 8:56 AM) Registered User |
Dear Diary,
I checked out survivorsucks today and saw a thread named Secret Survivor Diaries Revealed!!. I knew it like instantly that it would be the best thread ever. Oh God I'm so smart. Did I tell you I met Jenna the other day? I totally adore her,I still do.Do you think Ethan and her are up for a foursome? Love Heidi 
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Posts: 52 (04/23/08 10:20 AM) |
Today I ate all the food the men caught & I'm still ravenous! Now I'm sleepy & have curled up on the beach for a long nap. I miss my couch & tv! I'm so glad the men do everything here at camp. I still can't believe I got picked for Survivor twice! I can't swim or make fire & how do you catch a fish? It looks so hard. I'm clueless how to go about making a shelter or finding food. And why should I help find firewood or water when the men do that? Thank goodness for the men. They work so hard so I don't have to work at all. My husband tells me all the time at home I'm so lazy I stink, which I do sometimes since it takes so long to shower & it's just not necessary to do that everyday. Why my ass is so big but at least I'm good at shocking the guys I get booted at TC. Will write more after my 6 hr nap. ps I can't wait to eat all the fish Ozzy is catching everyday. I think I've gained weight since he feeds us so well here. Love, Cirie |
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Posts: 2483 (04/23/08 10:34 AM) This is so supernatural!! |
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Posts: 1583 (04/23/08 10:48 AM) |
sunnfllower wrote: Have you even been watching Survivor? Retard. |
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Posts: 2486 (04/23/08 10:50 AM) This is so supernatural!! |
Dear Clay,
I'm about ready to give you the information for my today's diary entry. So take your hands off me, you little bitch. Get back over there by the fire & get ready for my dic-tation. Thanks, Your Lord & Master 
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Posts: 2879 (04/23/08 11:01 AM) Registered user |
dear diary
wow no one on sucks is paying attention to me. time for me to shore up totally unsubstantiated gossip about dlist reality tv whores and celebs i don't know and have never met so people still remember me. lol xoxo love coby 
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Posts: 14922 (04/23/08 11:02 AM) >: | |
4/23/2008
Dear Diary, Today, I thought I would post something funny at Survivor Sucks. I failed. Love, sunnfllower 
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Posts: 53 (04/23/08 11:56 AM) |
As I woke up from my 8 hour afternoon nap in the wonderful leak proof shelter that Ozzy built, I remembered that I DID miraculously catch a fish when I was on Survivor that other time. Yes, I threw a string out with a hook on the end that Shane had made. I was clever enough to put some fish guts I found laying on the beach on the hook & I actually got a fish! I was so proud of myself then! I've never caught another one since, but I don't have to fish or work. Ozzy & Erik do all the work around camp. Boy, I'm still sleepy. I think I'll sleep some more & ponder over who to blindsight tonite at TC. I sure wish I could win a challenge, especially a reward so I could gorge on food, but I suck at every thing where you have to walk, run fast, balance, swim, or anything in the water or on land. Sure wish Ozzy would hurry up & come back with more fish to eat, I'm hungry again. Love, Cirie |
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Posts: 14926 (04/23/08 11:59 AM) >: | |
Yeah, even less funny the second time.
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Posts: 3038 (04/23/08 12:21 PM) kthxsubnic |
WB SUNNFLOWER!
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Posts: 7588 (04/23/08 12:32 PM) I need a life |
Dear Diary,
SHUT UP, YOU STUPID BITCH OF A BOOK! I CAN GET LOUD TOO, YOU MUTHAFUCKIN PIECE OF SHIT! Sincerely and with gratitude, Sandra Diaz-Twine 
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Posts: 54 (04/23/08 12:44 PM) |
Wow, I can't believe the show is almost over & I'm going to be in the Final 4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I never had to do ANYTHING on this show except run when I saw the camera crew coming & keep Parvati warm at night. She hasn't come "out" yet, but after the show is over we're going to let everyone know we're in love! This has been the easiest game I've ever played. Sure wish Ozzy would hurry back with our food. Love, Invisible Me |
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Posts: 55 (04/23/08 12:54 PM) |
I can't believe how smart I've played this game so far. I've made so many new friends and even beat Ozzy once I found a way to cheat & breath air in that water challenge. I know I will make it to the F2 as everyone here loves having me around. I found a bigger stick yesterday that I think is the HII after they rehid it. For all my millions of fans out there, please send me your fan mail at my website www.iamdumberthandirt.com. Love, Jah-son p.s. I smoked some tree leaves this morning & got a great buzz. |
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Posts: 1139 (04/23/08 12:57 PM) |
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Posts: 476 (04/23/08 1:32 PM) Registered User |
Dear Diary--
Oh no he DIDN'T!! Now Penner's denying that there was anything between us? Oh sure, he's going on now like he's the family man, he loves his wife and kids. He told me they had an understanding! She knew he had to get this side out of him once in awhile! Why does he have to cheapen what happened between us so much? That rat. He didn't respect my authority on Cook Islands, didn't respect me in Micronesia. He's got an entire fucking RELGION thread dedicated to him at Sucks because he kept pwning me every chance he got. My first instincts were right--I was bitchy at him because he's a bitch himself. In his own words, he's a COMPLETE bastard. Oh well. Maybe I should call up Erik and see if he's over his Ozzy crush yet. Until next time the tribe has spoken, Jeff Probst |
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Posts: 12 (04/23/08 1:32 PM) |
Dear Diary,
Sorry I have to return you to the Pick 'n' Save because I can't afford you on my lunch lady salary janitor salary the money that I got from MB unemployment. I have to make ends meet and this mullet doesn't maintain itself. Love, Denise 
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Posts: 56 (04/23/08 1:38 PM) |
I can't WAIT til I win a million dollars so I can buy some breasts!! Then I can be a REAL sex kitten!!! I'm the most flat chested of any female survivor in history! As soon as I finish betraying the rest of my friends, I'll be SO close to that money I can smell it! I can't believe I ACTUALLY WON a challenge! My 1st one in the 2 dozen I've been in! So happy Jason let me win. I'll laugh in his face when I send the loser home! Maybe I'll throw up in his face, you know I'm twice as mature as Jonathon!!!! Well, time to go flirt, only thing I know how to do! p.s. It sure paid off to sleep with half the CBS crew to get on this show! Love, Parslutty |
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Posts: 477 (04/23/08 1:50 PM) Registered User |
Dear Diary--
Just got home from climbing Mount Everest. Without a guide. Yeah, yeah, I did that. And when I got to the very top I looked down on the planet spinning below me and yelled 'I'M KING OF THE WORLD!!' Because I am you know. I'm King of the World. The people in Tibet were so impressed with what I did, they flew me home on the Concorde. For free. People on the plane kept asking me for my autograph, because I'm the greatest player the NFL has ever had. Yeah I 'm even bigger than Dan Marino, I hold more records than him. And there were some who saw me on Survivor and congratulated me for winning the whole thing. I beat Tom Westman. Yeah, that's the ticket. And I heard Jonathan Penner wants to play me in a movie story of my life. Isn't that great? Okay, have to go and sleep with my wife now. Angelina Jolie. Whom I've slept with. And then I have to attend the meeting of the Stephenie LaGrossa fanclub. That I founded. Yeah, that's the ticket. Gary Coleman Miller Taylor LaGrossa Pitt 
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