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Pimp Your State! |
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Posts: 5851 (04/23/08 07:43 AM) Registered user |
Please feel free to post a reason to visit your home state!
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Hamdingers |
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Posts: 5800 (04/23/08 07:45 AM) Just ruined this thread |
New Hampshire has the Old Man of the Moun....oh. Wait.
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Posts: 7776 (04/23/08 07:46 AM) Guttersnipe, and a lazy slob |
we've got snow. and mosquitos. big ones. trees. um, green stuff sometimes. aw fuck it. go to alaska. same dif
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HugItOut |
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Posts: 6742 (04/23/08 07:46 AM) Registered User |
We don't really want you here. |
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GoodNeighborgirl |
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Posts: 15939 (04/23/08 07:52 AM) Fatty McBadmom |
I can not, in good conscience, ask anyone to come to Indiana. I'm not that cruel.
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Snakes And Arrows |
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Posts: 2814 (04/23/08 07:53 AM) ...In A Vapor Trail |
Wee need your money - Michigan.
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MMMadcow |
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Posts: 5829 (04/23/08 07:56 AM) Registered User |
Illinois-Home of corrupt politicians since well, forever.
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PennyMontana |
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Posts: 2122 (04/23/08 08:04 AM) Registered user |
ETA: But you might want to look out for the grizzlys and mountain lions.
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04/23/08 08:08 AM.
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foulmouthedleon |
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Posts: 2463 (04/23/08 08:12 AM) MESS member |
Maryland has crabs.
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StatelyWayneManor |
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Posts: 5854 (04/23/08 08:13 AM) Registered user |
"Lions and Pennys and Bears...oh my!"
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PennyMontana |
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Posts: 2123 (04/23/08 08:15 AM) Registered user |
StatelyWayneManor wrote: Hell no! That's why I'm not pimping it out. |
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BuffyTheThreadSlayer |
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Posts: 1274 (04/23/08 08:25 AM) |
New Jersey.
Hey, you don't smell so great yourself there, pal. |
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hwamf |
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Posts: 1721 (04/23/08 08:33 AM) FAQ bitcher |
Visit Ontario. Its almost like visiting another country.
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nekey |
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Posts: 853 (04/23/08 08:36 AM) Registered user |
PennyMontana wrote: Oh, hell no Ms. Montana. It's not the greatest place to live and work, but there's lots for visitors to do. Put in Bay, Kelly's Island, Cedar Point, Kings Island, Rock n' Roll HoF, Football HoF, Hocking Hills, Lake Erie wineries, Amish country, Indian Burial mounds, Botanical Gardens, Museum of Natural History, etc. |
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PatadyBag |
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Posts: 5149 (04/23/08 08:39 AM) Registered user |
If you go to Wichita you can get a piece of this action.
http://wichita.gov/CityOffices/Police/FieldServices/North/Prostitution+Page.htm |
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khnum |
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Posts: 17823 (04/23/08 08:42 AM) dimply pooh bear |
Pennsylvania has rednecks and gangstas and middle class all living together in disharmony <3
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Posts: 1870 (04/23/08 08:44 AM) Registered User |
Snow and lutefisk!!!
Lakes and mosquitoes!!! High taxes and immigrants!!! Rah! Rah! Rah for Ski-u-mah!!! MINNESOTA!!! |
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ScruffyGuy |
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Posts: 7785 (04/23/08 09:20 AM) Registered User |
Proud to be America's limp dick. 
They're not really native, but we've got them anyway and we're not letting them go. 
Never forget. 
We have squirrels. Do you? 
Blueness. 
Black mold is very popular here. 
Yeah, she's a redneck. 
Lots of inexpensive places to fuck. 
Who doesn't love a little cooter? 
Lots of scavengers. 
Super kick-ass serial killers. |
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WiscBadger95 |
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Posts: 10994 (04/23/08 09:23 AM) Registered user |
foulmouthedleon wrote: Someone tell Beagle we found a new place for him to live. |
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GnarlsInCharge |
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Posts: 1106 (04/23/08 09:24 AM) Registered user |
Top 10 Reason to visit California
1. Tasty Waves 2. Winter ????? WTF is that 3. We produce more porn than Thailand,Taiwan,England,Sweden and Brazil combined 4. Bennigans 5.We have the best Maui Wowie in the continental United States 6.Santee/Klantee is the meth capital of the world 7.You can meet A List celebrities such as Dr Joyce Brothers,Gary Coleman and Ruth Buzzie 8.If you stay here long enough one day you will get on a reality show if not you get a tax rebate from The Governator 9. Our Asian Shemales are hotter than yours 10. You can eggo at Lego Land |
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Posts: 3871 (04/23/08 09:47 AM) MESS member |
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