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(07/02/08 4:53 PM)

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Zach's a guy who sucked at the Big Brother game...
Over 30 years old, yet he's never got laid.

Didn't use the veto, so he ended up third...
A placing 11 spots higher than deserved for that turd.

I've got the revenue numbers for Dolphin Crash here and what would you know...
The money he's made off that shitfest after all this time? Zero!

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(07/02/08 7:33 PM)

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Here's the blog about it from his myspace. I think you guys have a real shot at this!

BB8 Zach

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Gender: Male
Status: In a Relationship
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Tuesday, July 01, 2008

Dolphincrash Poetry Contest begins tomorrow JULY 2nd!!

You've been asking for it my loyal fans so here we go! How much do you love me and hate ED? Ode to my bunnysuit? 52 stanzas on my brilliant gameplay?

Let it all out in the first Dolphincrash poetry contest. Winner receives a print of me anal raping a dolphin in front of Girl Scout Troop 133. One of a kind! Plus the 10% discount on all Dolphincrash products*.

The only rule is it must not have words longer than 7 letters so as to not appear more intelligent than ZachBB8. Good luck!

*only valid on 8/8/08 between the hours of 2:15 am and 2:17 am.

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Nobody puts SA in a parody.

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(07/02/08 7:52 PM)

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^^ Who the hell is he trying to fool? They only thing that can be somewhat described as a relationship is the one between his cock and his palm. And that's not even considered a relationship because I'm going to guess that Zach even disgusts himself so much that he's masturbating against his will.

I love the way you added your spin to that td! Pretty damn funny BTW.

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(07/02/08 8:33 PM)

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<<<This is the most representative myspaz avi I have ever seen!! It describes to us who Zach is w/o having to read anything about him on his page.

Crappysucks wrote: You are many things Danniboi, but I don't think you have a black conceited soul...

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(07/02/08 10:12 PM)

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Crappysucks wrote:
^^ Good one Jani! How about this...

I call it 'Ode to Zach'

Broken piano keys...
populate my piehole...
I love the high seas...
lots of dolphins to cornhole.

I'm a delusional fuck...
who thinks he had game...
in the BB house I suck...
and in life I do the same.

JaniTholeMyDolly

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(07/02/08 10:19 PM)

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a short haiko

Zach O creppy one
How we loath thee
creepy teeth piano key
die creepo die

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(07/03/08 2:22 AM)

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Thank you so much tdugan for the laugh! That was hirarious! I have to admit, I have never been to Zach's myspace. ever. But seeing these posts, I had to go and take a look.. and this was his blog from yesterday:

Tuesday, July 01, 2008

bb10 geared up

im hoping that in between the surfing, skimming, bodyboarding and summer fun that bb10 will actually be good this year. im looking forward to seeing something new. anybody else out there>>>??? anyway hope your all good.

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I love that he still has no comments! And than he calls out to see if anyone is out there? Oh man..

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(07/03/08 3:41 AM)

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That RealDeal BB whore photog had the ..pleasure of having Big Bunny as his subject yesterday. Can't wait to see that horror!

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(07/03/08 4:50 AM)

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You wouldn't believe how fast I was in and out of there. I then bleached everything on my computer to get rid of the germs. It's like shooting fish in a barrel to make fun of this idiot. I was hoping that "ZachBB8" would come back and play along.

:pouts:

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(07/03/08 7:58 AM)

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Blondzilla5150 wrote:

Thank you so much tdugan for the laugh! That was hirarious! I have to admit, I have never been to Zach's myspace. ever. But seeing these posts, I had to go and take a look.. and this was his blog from yesterday:

Tuesday, July 01, 2008

bb10 geared up

im hoping that in between the surfing, skimming, bodyboarding and summer fun that bb10 will actually be good this year. im looking forward to seeing something new. anybody else out there>>>??? anyway hope your all good.

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I love that he still has no comments! And than he calls out to see if anyone is out there? Oh man..

Lets not forget that he was on a primetime national tv show ...

Can't wait for the TRD shoot, it shall be classic... <333

Crappysucks wrote: You are many things Danniboi, but I don't think you have a black conceited soul...

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(07/03/08 10:30 PM)

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tdugan333 wrote:
You wouldn't believe how fast I was in and out of there. I then bleached everything on my computer to get rid of the germs.

It's like shooting fish in a barrel to make fun of this idiot. I was hoping that "ZachBB8" would come back and play along.

:pouts:

Don't be sad

maybe ZachBB8 is away for the holiday or something, he will return and play along, he always does!

hossc wrote:

That RealDeal BB whore photog had the ..pleasure of having Big Bunny as his subject yesterday. Can't wait to see that horror!

I think the lot of us are BB whore's!

I bet TRD will be able to make Zach look good in his pictures too!

JaniTholeMyDolly

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(07/04/08 9:05 PM)

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Blondzilla5150 wrote:

Thank you so much tdugan for the laugh! That was hirarious! I have to admit, I have never been to Zach's myspace. ever. But seeing these posts, I had to go and take a look.. and this was his blog from yesterday:

Tuesday, July 01, 2008

bb10 geared up

im hoping that in between the surfing, skimming, bodyboarding and summer fun that bb10 will actually be good this year. im looking forward to seeing something new. anybody else out there>>>??? anyway hope your all good.

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I love that he still has no comments! And than he calls out to see if anyone is out there? Oh man..

I think I checked his myspace once about a month after BB8 ended - it was more barren that ManBearPigs myspace (who had racked up all of 3 comments a week after BB9- all from Jen .) I think Dick gets as many commets a day as Zach gets in 6 months. Now the Creeper has eBay stuff up again- and in the auction it says "I want to see you in my clothes and see Dick and ask, "Why the long face?" Yeah, I dont get it either. He also puts in all his sales "Dick threw the Key" I don't underatnd why he's so fixated on that BunnyHop comp he won- the entire 7 hours he spent cold, wet and getting humilated by Dick didn't mean shit since he lost anyway.

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(07/04/08 9:10 PM)

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hossc wrote:
That RealDeal BB whore photog had the ..pleasure of having Big Bunny as his subject yesterday. Can't wait to see that horror!

Why would he do that?? WHY? Wait...........I bet you $1000 bucks Zach saw Dick & James photos and contacted TRD and begged him to do his. He's likely making Creeper pay for his film and his time. It's the only thing that makes sense- TRD does all the photos within a few weeks of people leaving the house- not almost a year later. Next thing you know they'll be framed and up on DolphinCrash with a $1600 price tag.

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(07/04/08 9:11 PM)

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Blondzilla5150 wrote:

Thank you so much tdugan for the laugh! That was hirarious! I have to admit, I have never been to Zach's myspace. ever. But seeing these posts, I had to go and take a look.. and this was his blog from yesterday:

Tuesday, July 01, 2008

bb10 geared up

im hoping that in between ~~the surfing, skimming, bodyboarding and summer fun~~ masterbating, begging Sweets to come back, getting kicked out of clubs and selling 99 cent t-shirts that bb10 will actually be good this year. im looking forward to seeing something new. anybody else out there>>>??? anyway hope your all good.

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I love that he still has no comments! And than he calls out to see if anyone is out there? Oh man..

Fixed

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(07/05/08 6:07 AM)

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Jani, As usual... making me hella laugh with your posts! I Especially loved "begging Sweets to come back"

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(07/05/08 7:56 AM)

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Jani, your seething hatred of the broke mouth asshat is a treasure trove of laughs!

Sucks Biggest Douchbag Winner - 2007

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JaniTholeMyDolly wrote:
Why would he do that?? WHY? Wait...........I bet you $1000 bucks Zach saw Dick & James photos and contacted TRD and begged him to do his. He's likely making Creeper pay for his film and his time. It's the only thing that makes sense- TRD does all the photos within a few weeks of people leaving the house- not almost a year later. Next thing you know they'll be framed and up on DolphinCrash with a $1600 price tag.

He actually did Parker a few weeks ago and I guess is scraping the bottom of the BB barrel , so to speak. But he has a weird fascination with Mimi Chelsia, fugs!

Our boys are fighting for THIS? Time to move to Canada!

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Yay! Hossc is gonna be a Canookian! We can't wait to have ya here. I just have to tell you that if your city of choice is Vancouver, be extra careful. There's some guy stealing feet there.

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(07/05/08 11:17 AM)

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Crappysucks wrote:
Jani, your seething hatred of the broke mouth asshat is a treasure trove of laughs!

I think 10 years from now it would fun to rip on Zach. The man is just chuck full O' laughs.

JaniTholeMyDolly

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(07/05/08 11:18 AM)

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hossc wrote:

JaniTholeMyDolly wrote:
Why would he do that?? WHY? Wait...........I bet you $1000 bucks Zach saw Dick & James photos and contacted TRD and begged him to do his. He's likely making Creeper pay for his film and his time. It's the only thing that makes sense- TRD does all the photos within a few weeks of people leaving the house- not almost a year later. Next thing you know they'll be framed and up on DolphinCrash with a $1600 price tag.

He actually did Parker a few weeks ago and I guess is scraping the bottom of the BB barrel , so to speak. But he has a weird fascination with Mimi Chelsia, fugs!

Our boys are fighting for THIS? Time to move to Canada!

When he starts taking pics of the nerd herd we can officially show up at his house with pitchforks and laterns and kill him.

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