F5 of 4 chicks and a 1 flaming dude.
1 sorta athlethic beauty pageant UTR girl = Danni = Amanda
1 good-looking bitchy girl spinning millions of alliance webs and backstabbing everyone = Steph = Parvati
1 passive dude with nasty ass hair and kinda fruity = Rafe = Erik
1 "loveable" minority older women who everyone likes but sucks at challenges = Lydia = Cirie
1 extremely weird, creepy loner = Cindy = Catalie
All the "colorful" players were booted early jury.
What other comparisons are out there?
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Micronesia = Guatemala
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Micronesia = Guatemala |
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Posts: 7434 (05/02/08 09:34 AM) Registered user |
this thread = flaming turd
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Posts: 187 (05/02/08 09:35 AM) |
The only thing Lydia and Cirie have in common is that they're both women.
Cire >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Lydia |
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Posts: 794 (05/02/08 09:40 AM) |
1 boring girl = Danni = Amanda = Amanda
1 girl who I don't know = Steph = Parvati = Courtney 1 passive dude with nasty ass hair and kinda fruity = Rafe = Erik = Todd 1 "loveable" older woman who everyone is supposed to like but sucks at challenges = Lydia = Cirie = Denise 1 loner = Cindy = Catalie = Peih Gee 1 boring girl = Danni = Amanda = Amanda = Julie except when she cried 1 girl who I don't know = Steph = Parvati = Courtney = Eliza 1 passive dude with nasty ass hair and kinda fruity = Rafe = Erik = Todd = Scout 1 "loveable" older woman who everyone is supposed to like but sucks at challenges = Lydia = Cirie = Denise = Twila until she voted out julie then everyone hated her 1 loner = Cindy = Catalie = Peih Gee = Chris 1 boring girl = Danni = Amanda = Amanda = Julie except when she cried = Danielle 1 entertaining person = Steph = Parvati = Courtney = Eliza = Shane 1 passive dude with nasty ass hair and kinda fruity = Rafe = Erik = Todd = Scout = Aras 1 "loveable" older woman who everyone is supposed to like but sucks at challenges = Lydia = Cirie = Denise = Twila until she voted out julie then everyone hated her = Cirie 1 loner = Cindy = Catalie = Peih Gee = Chris = Terry
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05/02/08 09:51 AM.
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Posts: 406 (05/02/08 11:46 AM) |
^ Holy shit, Jenny du Jour.
Anywho, the various health problems this season are also analogous to the many health problems in Guatemala (Blake/BoobyJoe's heatstroke, Steph's heatstroke/bipolar disorder, Judd's ADHD, Brian's gender identity disorder, and Amy's broken ankle). Also, the ONLY two seasons featuring a mix of new players AND returning players from previous seasons. And successful use of a hidden idol (as of last night) and lots of backstabs and damn scumbags, man. Word. |
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Posts: 201 (05/02/08 12:29 PM) |
I love this analogy!
Except for the fact that Cirie/Parv/Amanda/Natalie/Erik are much more entertaining than Steph/Rafe/Danni/Cyndi/Lydia. Especially the last three. |
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A Dying Clown |
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Posts: 5974 (05/02/08 12:42 PM) Registered User |
Except Guatemala was amazing and Micronesia is steaming pile of shit.
Otherwise, gj! |
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Posts: 1580 (05/02/08 12:52 PM) Registered user |
Are you serious? Guatemala sucked hardcore. This season is no gem, but it's a lot better than Guat, which was pretty much devoid of any intelligent
strategy. Lydia's pancake dance, Judd in general, and the "Rafe Dunk" were the only highlights.
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platinumtlc |
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Posts: 2387 (05/02/08 01:01 PM) Registered User |
WAIT WAIT WAIT
Did I just see Cirie being equated to DENISE? NO. |
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PagongSchlong |
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Posts: 2904 (05/02/08 01:03 PM) Registered User |
Guatemala was the second coming of Bobby "Jesus"
Micronesia was the second coming of Jonathan Christ |
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Posts: 197 (05/02/08 01:23 PM) |
Logically, no.
1. Stephanie pawns Parv in every way. She's tougher , smarter, meaner. 2. Dannie Pawns Amanda. She's tougher, smarter, meaner. 3. Rafe pawns Eric. He's smarter. Very much smarter. And evil. 4. Guatemala pawns Micro. It makes Micro look like Disneyland. Like i said in my post, These girls arn't that tough. And they wouldn't have made it in Guat. I don't know how anybody made it in Guat honestly. It was Brutal. Just brutal. The very first mission had everyone passing out and puking. Every challenge was built for a man. And mostly physical. But the woman were kicking ass. How dare you compare the 2. It's a complete insult. These girls can't even beat Eric in a shooting contest. And they wern't even smart enough to shoot eachothers bottles. The only comparison is Amanda making it to the end and beating a dominant alliance, but Danni did it much better, and more strategically. BTW, Franklin. no intellegent stategy?? Please tell me how when Rafe, Steph, Jamie, and Lydia switched camps, and was outnumbered 5 to 4, ready to get picked off one by one, please tell me how by the next day they became the most dominant alliance that season. I'll tell you. THey observed the entire camp looking for the one person who they thought didn't get along with the alliance that well, and was considered the 5th wheel. They found him, they befriended him, they turned him. That move was better than any I've seen on this season, even the ozzy blindside.
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Posts: 85 (05/02/08 01:31 PM) |
IMO Guatemala sucked...the only good thing from that season was Steph and Rafe!
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survivorisdabest |
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Posts: 1818 (05/02/08 10:18 PM) Registered User |
STEPHOWNAGE!!!!!!!!!
Steph > all Although I have to say the micronesia final 5 is superior to guatemala despite the stephness, as it has Amanda/Cirie/Parvati. |
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craig |
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Posts: 12985 (05/02/08 10:42 PM) Registered User |
China - Guatemala is a better analogy
Todd = Rafe Amanda - Steph Denise = Lydia Parvati - means this season has a female masetrmind, not a gay one Alexis = Danni, but gone at F6 |
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Survivor Boy |
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Posts: 5124 (05/02/08 11:08 PM) Registered User |
CIRIEOWNAGE >>>> LYDIAOWNAGE
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AnomyBC |
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Posts: 4670 (05/02/08 11:19 PM) Registered User |
One big difference: This season KICKS ASS and Guatemala SUCKED.
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PeachessandCreeams |
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Posts: 8869 (05/03/08 12:15 AM) Registered user |
The only good thing about Gutemalala was Judd. Period. He was and still is -- most likely -- a freak. Thus he makes for good tv.
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Sole Survivor Genius |
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Posts: 610 (05/03/08 12:19 AM) Registered User |
Besides from Guatemala SUCKING ASS!
Both seasons had players returning who are not all-stars. |
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Posts: 1856 (05/03/08 02:22 AM) |
Jenny du Jour wrote: Amanda's still boring? |
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survivorisdabest |
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Posts: 1822 (05/03/08 02:43 AM) Registered User |
amanda is the polar opposite of boring, especially after last episode's oscar performance
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