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You have two cows
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You have two cows |
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Posts: 3402 (05/02/08 09:14 PM) Registered user |
*sigh*. You've never heard of this joke? Heres a demo
Communist:You buy two cows, and the government takes it away from you. Then,for no reason whatsoever, they shoot one cow and pour its milk down the drain. They then force you you to wait in a long line to drink the spoiled milk of the cow they stole from you Get it? |
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TRIXIE!!!
LOCK THIS SHIT!!!!! |
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Posts: 477 (05/02/08 09:17 PM) Hey! I kinda like it here! |
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Posts: 3403 (05/02/08 09:19 PM) Registered user |
No appreciation for the classics, I'm disapointed
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^^^ asshole
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Posts: 3404 (05/02/08 09:28 PM) Registered user |
Twatwaffle:You have two cows, which each produce a certain quantity of milk a day. Your milk is vital to your family. Then, one day out of the blue, your gut
tells you that one of them has the ols Creutzfeldt Jakob disease,despite no evidence of this.You shoot both of them. Your family goes without milk, therefore
denying your kids a healthy dose of calcium
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Posts: 2410 (05/02/08 09:29 PM) Registered User |
Reduced caffeine wrote: I think "Partwati" or even "Poverty" have a better ring to it, but you are free to name her whatever you want.
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Posts: 2412 (05/02/08 09:36 PM) Registered User |
NlGHTCRAWLER wrote: I had to sit through 3 frame captures just to find the right amount of frames to catch, all while trying not to gag at Partwati's buttafface. You could
have done the hard work yourself!
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Posts: 3660 (05/03/08 12:33 AM) Ugly on the inside |
And him not doing so somehow invalidates your hard work! It totally makes sense!
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Posts: 218 (05/03/08 07:54 AM) I don't get |
This thread is GOLD
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Posts: 2438 (05/03/08 11:50 AM) Registered User |
Riliss wrote: Thanks for backing me up, NC shame on you!
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Posts: 469 (05/05/08 02:09 AM) |
QUIT POSTING ASHLEY JIZZDALE SHIT EVERYWHERE
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