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SuitSnob |
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Like I told you, they are remnants of a leather couch with whimsical metal decorations I used to have. I am just waiting for my local trash pickup to allow
leather/ metal recycling.
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chel87 |
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SuitSnob wrote: lmao. I swear suitsnob- if I'm ever down, I might just peruse your posts that day.
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SuitSnob |
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Thank you for the compliment. But watch out-that sort of thing makes Miss Alley very jealous, she doesn't like evidence that I am not only the pretty one,
but the funny one too.
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Why oh why is my name being dragged into this even if I, my vagina, and my breasts all have nothing to do with the topic at hand?
OBSESSED. |
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SuitSnob |
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Let the record show: Miss Alley is the one who brought up her sagging tits and smelly, rubbery vagina.
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Don't pretend. If I haven't brought them up, you would have. Let the record show, as you'd put it.
OBSESSED. |
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SuitSnob |
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Miss Alley Shack |
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I rest my case.
OBSESSED. |
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SuitSnob |
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Sigh. What have I done to deserve this?
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SuitSnob |
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More like WHO have you done?
(answer: half of the armed forces...pretty much wore out HER arm doing it) |
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Miss Alley Shack |
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My arms never wore out. There is plenty of me to give and go around.
Shouldn't you be thanking chel87 and returning her compliments instead of using any and all opportunity to dwell incessantly on my breasts, vagina, and popularity with the boys? Faux pas, darling. |
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SuitSnob |
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Of course I am obsessed with your tits and twat...don't you know Gay men are into antiques?
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Miss Alley Shack |
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You're obsessed because you're clearly unhinged after they banned you from every menswear boutique in the Northern Hemisphere for shoplifting.
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SuitSnob |
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Licking the mannequins is not "shoplifting"
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Miss Alley Shack |
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But trying to take them home while insisting to the shop clerks that these mannequins are actually "your husband Wes" definitely is, no matter how
striking the resemblance is between Wes Moss and Some Random Mannequin.
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SuitSnob |
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Actually, I just took a plastic leg home and it turned out it belonged to Heather Mills!
BACK ON-TOPIC!!!! |
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