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Posts: 583 (05/12/08 01:20 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I CAN REMOVE is 100 times more important than IQ. Remove this ad Mine was a soup I made in my college days. I made a big batch so I didn't have to cook for the rest of the week. Little did I know... Ingredients: -noodles -chicken stock -mustard -frozen peas -frozen spinach -leftover mystery sauce from the previous week's Chinese takeout -orange-flavored metamucil -and....frozen chicken nuggets The base of the soup got lumpy because the metamucil and the mystery sauce clumped together, and the chicken nuggets, which I had chopped up, inflated.
pie123452001		#1	[-]
Posts: 30828 (05/12/08 01:21 PM) Lot Lizard Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I put too much red wine in Ashley Madison's delicious beef stew recipe.
speedyforme		#2	[-]
Posts: 7562 (05/12/08 01:21 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Peanut Chicken...
merkyl		#3	[-]
Posts: 52805 (05/12/08 01:22 PM) Registered loser Reply Quote More Recent Posts	When I was young I was going to make my mom a cake from scratch, including the icing. Of course I didn't know what confectioners sugar was.
Buggles73		#4	[-]
Posts: 25681 (05/12/08 01:22 PM) Kid Hater Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Chopping up really hot peppers for chili and then scratching my nuts. true story.
pie123452001		#5	[-]
Posts: 30829 (05/12/08 01:23 PM) Lot Lizard Reply Quote More Recent Posts	merkyl wrote: When I was young I was going to make my mom a cake from scratch, including the icing. Of course I didn't know what confectioners sugar was. Awwwwwwwww. I just got all teary-eyed.
darlingal		#6	[-]
Posts: 8461 (05/12/08 01:24 PM) Nobody reads me. Everybody hates me. Guess I'll go eat worms. Reply Quote More Recent Posts	ouch. Mine was forgetting I had put a pizza in the oven. It was black and smoking.
StatelyWayneManor		#7	[-]
Posts: 6261 (05/12/08 01:26 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts
Dharmit		#8	[-]
Posts: 7381 (05/12/08 01:27 PM) It's all about Winston Reply Quote More Recent Posts	My first Thanksgiving turkey dinner. I was seventeen and it was waaaay undercooked. Good thing it was only me, my new hubby (yes I was married at 17) and my two sisters. I was crushed! My turkeys always turn out perfect now. Oh.. and one time, I put some eggs on to boil and forgot about them. They exploded.
Machine2473		#9	[-]
Posts: 687 (05/12/08 01:28 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Countless overcooked foods. Countless oversalted foods. But the worst has to be the "cheese sauce" made from scratch that went from stringy to brick hard in about 15 crucial seconds.
darlingal		#10	[-]
Posts: 8463 (05/12/08 01:28 PM) Nobody reads me. Everybody hates me. Guess I'll go eat worms. Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I CAN REMOVE is 100 times more important than IQ. Remove this ad Kittens need to be blended before you microwave.
Angela in WI		#11	[-]
Posts: 22153 (05/12/08 01:28 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	That reminds me of when I was first dating my husband and learning to cook, I had invited him over for dinner and it was not working out too well so I got rid of anything that looked like I had cooked, washed dishes etc. and shoved the undone uneaten food in the microwave and when he came by I told him I was too busy to cook and let's go catch a bite out. It was several days before I could get back to my place and holy fuck did that shit smell nasty when I took it out.
Hamdingers		#12	[-]
Posts: 6889 (05/12/08 01:28 PM) Just ruined this thread ...right after I found a guy in a fucking tree Reply Quote More Recent Posts	So fucking stupid. And this was just 4 or 5 years ago. I pulled a pan of a boneless lamb leg that we'd split and stuffed into two parts out of the stove and put it on counter but with it hanging over the edge. Then I picked up the piece that was completely over the counter with tongs. Other half of the sucker with the pan came splashing on me, burned the fucking shit out of my leg right through my jeans, and my arm too, grease fucking everywhere. That sucked. The other one was my stepson was doing something with one of those Pyrex dishes, some funky desert thing, and he put some sort of liquid in it when it was too hot and it just exploded. Admittedly, that pretty cool.
StatelyWayneManor		#13	[-]
Posts: 6262 (05/12/08 01:29 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Now you tell me. Purr-re?
2ManyAndersons		#14	[-]
Posts: 8063 (05/12/08 01:30 PM) has no presence anymore Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Once when baking I had my water and my cyanide side-by-side and unlabeled. Guess which one I grabbed? Rest in Pizza.
pie123452001		#15	[-]
Posts: 30830 (05/12/08 01:35 PM) Lot Lizard Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I was so excited when it was my turn to make my first Christmas dinner. Both sides of the family invited. The turkey was dry, the mashed potatoes were lumpy and I didn't know how the fuck to make gravy. But no one told me how bad it was until a couple of years later when Mr. Pie's uncle said that it was the worst turkey he's ever had. I was wondering why there was so much leftover. I haven't made it myself since.
Hamdingers		#16	[-]
Posts: 6890 (05/12/08 01:36 PM) Just ruined this thread ...right after I found a guy in a fucking tree Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Psst. When the little thingy pops up, the Turkey's done.
zippityboomboom		#17	[-]
Posts: 6679 (05/12/08 01:36 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	One time I started frying bacon that had gone bad. Oh man, did it stink.
Machine2473		#18	[-]
Posts: 688 (05/12/08 01:37 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Then there was that time in the early days, before I knew what frenching a rack of lamb really meant.
StatelyWayneManor		#19	[-]
Posts: 6265 (05/12/08 01:38 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	The little thingie popping up? That isn't a very nice thing to say about Mr. Pie. Would explain a lot, though...
pie123452001		#20	[-]
Posts: 30831 (05/12/08 01:39 PM) Lot Lizard Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I CAN REMOVE is 100 times more important than IQ. Remove this ad Hamdingers wrote: Psst. When the little thingy pops up, the Turkey's done. What little thingy? The thing with all the insides? Hey, now, I took that out before I put it in the oven. So there. I assumed that Butterball did not need basting. Besides, the turkey baster creeps me out.

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