Now THERE'S a concept whose time has come.
Ugly versus good-looking.
Who wins, who loses? What alliances form?
I can just hear it now at the tribal councils. (dream music)
Jeffy: "Kathy, what do you think about that?"
Kathy (generic ugly person) "They say that just because I'm ugly. Well I might be ugly on the outside, but I'm just as beautiful as all these people on the inside. And I've got one good-looking man at home who knows me and loves me, and three kids who right now are missing their mommy."
Jeffy: "Tom, that's a good answer."
Tom: (generic good looking guy) "It's not about looks. And Kathy knows what I'm talking about. It's the underwear in the soup pot, it's the scabs in the potato chips, it's the armpit hair in the drinking water, it's the constant drooling, the snoring, the malordorus vaginal discharge-"
Jeffy: "I think we've heard enough. It's time to vote."
Ugly versus good-looking.
Who wins, who loses? What alliances form?
I can just hear it now at the tribal councils. (dream music)
Jeffy: "Kathy, what do you think about that?"
Kathy (generic ugly person) "They say that just because I'm ugly. Well I might be ugly on the outside, but I'm just as beautiful as all these people on the inside. And I've got one good-looking man at home who knows me and loves me, and three kids who right now are missing their mommy."
Jeffy: "Tom, that's a good answer."
Tom: (generic good looking guy) "It's not about looks. And Kathy knows what I'm talking about. It's the underwear in the soup pot, it's the scabs in the potato chips, it's the armpit hair in the drinking water, it's the constant drooling, the snoring, the malordorus vaginal discharge-"
Jeffy: "I think we've heard enough. It's time to vote."
