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So, my body hates me |
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Posts: 5431 (05/16/08 06:34 AM) Hellooooo Nurse |
I started pooing blood last week and have been doing so for a week. At first I thought I had gone so gay I looped to being a woman and was having my first
menses.
APPARENTLY I GAVE MYSELF AN ULCER!!!!! Apparently working full time and going to school full time will do that. Who knew? *insert 2 raw loads joke here* |
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Posts: 7618 (05/16/08 06:35 AM) Registered user |
mmm hot
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Posts: 53045 (05/16/08 06:36 AM) Registered loser |
So you're gay and it's a mystery why you have anal bleeding?
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Posts: 15751 (05/16/08 06:37 AM) >: | |
THREAD OF THE Y....
Wait. What? |
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Baby Please |
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Posts: 3390 (05/16/08 06:38 AM) Baby Pees |
Good for your body, it's finally catching up with the rest of the planet.
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Posts: 5432 (05/16/08 06:40 AM) Hellooooo Nurse |
lol @ beep
So should I insert a tampon in it? Also, when does the burning stop? 
Slash when does my ulcer GO THE FUCK AWAY!!!?!?! My doctor said stress caused it and stress will exacerbate it. I'm doomed
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WeekiWacheeGirl |
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Posts: 256 (05/16/08 06:41 AM) <--doesn't get most of the jokes |
take 2 aspirin and call the doctor in the morning.
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Posts: 16250 (05/16/08 06:41 AM) Fatty McBadmom |
I think you need to try to cut back on some of the hours you're working and chill out for a few days.
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Posts: 7619 (05/16/08 06:43 AM) Registered user |
so are you pooing blood or are you just leaking blood?
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Posts: 2085 (05/16/08 06:48 AM) Registered user |
Serious medical question: When was the last time you bottomed? Last time with a man and last time with a dildo.
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Posts: 258 (05/16/08 06:48 AM) <--doesn't get most of the jokes |
Did you get checked for H pylori or are you just guessing that you have an ulcer?
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Posts: 601 (05/16/08 06:55 AM) |
sounds more like a hemroid, burning and bleeding, are you sure it is an ulcer??
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Posts: 7621 (05/16/08 06:57 AM) Registered user |
he wouldn't know, isn't he just a nursing student?
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Posts: 2427 (05/16/08 06:58 AM) Registered loser
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Your body is intimidated by how smart you are.
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Posts: 7974 (05/16/08 06:59 AM) Registered User |
Serious medical question: When was the last time you bottomed? Last time with a man and last time with a dildo. Nice going, JB. Now you've surely frightened UC away from anal intercourse for at least another two years. I'll never convince him to try a slender anal probe now. Fuck, man. It was important to me, too. It was a project and a hope and dream that I had. Dashed to smithereens. |
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Posts: 275 (05/16/08 07:44 AM) Registered Adult
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You should be able to handle a full time job and school. My former manager is also a nursing student, works a demanding job full time, married and seven months
pregnant.
Are you looking for excuses to quit school again? |
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Jakob Speed |
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Posts: 887 (05/16/08 07:55 AM) Registered User |
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Posts: 2904 (05/16/08 07:56 AM) Registered User |
Baby Please wrote:
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Posts: 4784 (05/16/08 07:57 AM) Registered User |
I misread the thread title as "So, everybody hates me" and was wondering what was different to normal.
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Posts: 3830 (05/16/08 07:58 AM) Registered user |
maybe you just had a peanut in your poo
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Posts: 608 (05/16/08 08:45 AM) Registered user |
Seriously, you don't have medical insurance?
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