A horde of newbie rodentia have been infesting OT lately, only to get flamed to death, and boardicide.
Since we need each and every one of you noobs here, i have prepared a short introduction into how to survive in OT despite all the hostility, passive
aggresiveness and just plain out aggresiveness...
For your first 100 posts:
1. Learn 5 insults (butt breath, moron, fuckwad, shithead... etc), and use them in every single post of your first 100 posts.
2. If someone flames you, don't EVER defend yourself, no matter how much you think it is obvious, ONLY flame back, and flame back furiously. NO EXCEPTIONS
3. If someone praises you, still flame them back, chances are, they are making fun of you
4. Don't EVER type what you REALLY think. ALWAYS state the opposite. This way, when you get flamed, you will actually feel better, since people agree with
your true opinion
5. Send a friend request to EVERY SINGLE member of OT. Don't bother whether they accept you or not. If they reject you, send another request IMMEDIATELY.
For your first 1000 posts:
1. Never use the words "I" or "My" or "me" at all in your first 1000 posts. State your opinions as facts! "I think there is
something wrong with evolution" is WEAK and STUPID. "There IS something wrong with evolution" is way better
2. Exaggerate the truth! "There IS something wrong with evolution" is WEAK and STUPID. "Evolution makes absolutely no sense" is WAY better
3. Use the word FUCK frequently and repetitively. "Evolution makes absolutely no sense" is WEAK and STUPID. "Fucking Evolution makes absolutely
no fucking sense" is WAY better
4. Learn which people you can flame and get away with it easily. Flame "AlexaFanGirl", and you are on the right track, but if you go and flame
"Bart", don't come back to me crying with your tail between your legs
After you reach 1000 posts:
- boardicide and repeat
If you are stupid enough to have believed any of the nonsense above, i'd sincerely like to meet you. I have a soft spot for people who are particularly
dense
Happy posting,
OT Recruiter
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OT Recruiter's guide to posting at OT
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Posts: 11773 (05/16/08 07:29 PM) Registered user |
Nice post, butt breath moron shithead.
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Posts: 296 (05/16/08 07:29 PM) Demanding little princess |
You obviously put a lot of effort into writing that.
I didn't read it. |
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Posts: 620 (05/16/08 07:30 PM) Registered user |
aim better fuckwad
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Posts: 3524 (05/16/08 07:30 PM) Registered user |
Nope - didn't read it. STFU |
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Posts: 7262 (05/16/08 07:31 PM) Just ruined this thread |
What was the middle thing?
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Posts: 621 (05/16/08 07:31 PM) Registered user |
shut up shitbrain
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darlingal |
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Posts: 8528 (05/16/08 07:31 PM) Nobody reads me.
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Who are you?
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ilikelissie |
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Posts: 11775 (05/16/08 07:33 PM) Registered user |
Fucking Evolution makes absolutely no fucking sense
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squashthebeef |
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Posts: 13185 (05/16/08 07:33 PM) Found a guy with |
Does anyone have a good canoli recipe?
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Posts: 1068 (05/16/08 07:34 PM) |
Thank you OT recruiter I can't wait for your boardicide!!
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Posts: 622 (05/16/08 07:35 PM) Registered user |
forgot to add...
- when you start a new thread, don't walk away. Wait and flame every idiot that replies to your thread. Oh, suck my dick Jenny du Jour |
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Posts: 2459 (05/16/08 07:36 PM) Registered loser
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Wow you write really long posts (that I also didn't read) and your feet stink. Sucks to be you. |
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Posts: 8529 (05/16/08 07:38 PM) Nobody reads me.
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Cowabunga Cannolis
1 cup unsalted pistachios 1 cup heavy cream 2 tablespoons sugar 2 tablespoons golden raisins 1 cup chopped bittersweet chocolate 1 cup ricotta 14 cannoli shells Preheat oven to 350 degrees F. Toast the unsalted pistachios in the oven for 10 to 15 minutes or until crisp. Pull from oven, cool and finely chop. Place chopped pistachios in a bowl. In the bowl of an electric mixer, whip the heavy cream with 1 tablespoon of sugar until it holds a soft peak. In a large bowl fold together the whipped cream, raisins, 1/3 of the chopped chocolate, 1/3 of the chopped pistachios and 1 tablespoon of sugar. Gently fold the whipped cream mixture into the ricotta. When ready to serve, spoon the filling into a pastry bag fitted with a fat round tip. Fill the cannoli shells from each end. Blend the remaining chopped chocolate and pistachios on a plate. To garnish: Dip each end of the cannoli into the chocolate pistachio mixture. Cannoli can be filled and stored in the refrigerator no more than 1 hour ahead of time. |
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Posts: 623 (05/16/08 07:39 PM) Registered user |
Get the fuck out of this thread, dumbass
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Posts: 7263 (05/16/08 07:40 PM) Just ruined this thread |
Ugh. Raisins. Anybody got one without raisins?
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Posts: 13419 (05/16/08 07:40 PM) Monkey tamer |
that pistachio thing sounds yummy
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Posts: 624 (05/16/08 07:42 PM) Registered user |
Hope the noobs are watching closely... this thread is the proof of how retarded some OTers are. The attention span of the average OTer is shorter than
Hami's penis, and this is saying a lot
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squashthebeef |
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Posts: 13190 (05/16/08 07:42 PM) Found a guy with |
nuts and raisins in a canoli! GIRL! You so CRAZY!
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darlingal |
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Posts: 8531 (05/16/08 07:43 PM) Nobody reads me.
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raisins can be left out of most recipes safely Hammy.
Unless you're making a raisin pie or raisin bread because that would just be dumb. |
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Posts: 13191 (05/16/08 07:45 PM) Found a guy with |
Is this recr00ter person someone I should bother to notice?
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