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Posts: 36 (05/17/08 09:54 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Keep smiling - it makes everyone wonder what you're up to. Remove this ad I have been slipping and falling in the shower a lot recently. So far no injuries but it's scary. Also: for the last few days, when I've been drying myself after showering, my ass has just stayed wet. It just will not go dry. No matter how many times I rub it vigorously with the towel. Every time I go back, the water is still there. I have entered a strange bathing parallel universe. Help.
HoboKitty		#1	[-]
Posts: 800 (05/17/08 09:58 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Buy a tub mat. And maybe if you shaved your ass it would dry faster.
Althea Xegony		#2	[-]
Posts: 107 (05/17/08 10:01 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Yep, bath mat or those lil bath tub sticky thingies if they still make them. They look like fishies or bubbles or whatever the heck ya wanna stick to the bottom of the tub. Slipping in tub without falling can screw ur back up too, so careful careful. No help for the wet ass problem!
goner1		#3	[-]
Posts: 4756 (05/17/08 10:13 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	But what's the best bath mat to get? This isn't so simple as it may appear.
LeeLeeRaRa		#4	[-]
Posts: 172 (05/17/08 10:17 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Blow dry your ass with a hair dryer, at the highest setting possible. Just don't do it while still in the shower.