ok so i went to walmart to get my tires rotated and while i waited for that to get done i went and looked around and bought some stuff i needed. along the way
i picked up a pair of binoculars. i finished and went back to wait for my car and as i went to sit down the binos set off the alarm. ok no harm done there.
the lady (know as fuckin' cunt face in a couple sentences) said in a stern voice and as if i was some sort of criminal 'excuse me i'm going to have
to look at your bags.' ok no big deal. so i walk over to the counter and handed her my bags. she looked through them and took the binos and did that
rubbing thing they do on that magnetic thingy and handed my stuff back to me.
i asked her if she had a pair of scissors so i could take my binos out. she handed me the scissors and i shreded the plastic wrapping to shreds trying to open them fuckers and then headed back to the bench. i threw the packaging in the dumpster and sat down. well as i sat down the fuckin' thing by the door started going off again. cunt face wasn't having any of that. she demanded i tell her what else i had in my bag. i told her she had just looked through everything and that i didn't have anything else in my bags. she then told me i would have to go through the trash to get whatever was making the thing go off. i was like fuck. fine. so i took a peek and it was nasty. there were all kinds of nasty sticky things in there and my packaging was clear and shredded so i couldn't see shit. she told me i would have to go through it and get my stuff out. so i figured ok i gotta get this thing to shut the fuck up and i was like fuck everyone is looking at me and i have cuntface yelling at me. i said. i can't find it you come over and look at it yourself! so she came over and took the dumpster away. what a fuckin' bitch. i would never have a customer looking through trash. it's just not right. fuck her and her fuckin' dreaded job!!!
i asked her if she had a pair of scissors so i could take my binos out. she handed me the scissors and i shreded the plastic wrapping to shreds trying to open them fuckers and then headed back to the bench. i threw the packaging in the dumpster and sat down. well as i sat down the fuckin' thing by the door started going off again. cunt face wasn't having any of that. she demanded i tell her what else i had in my bag. i told her she had just looked through everything and that i didn't have anything else in my bags. she then told me i would have to go through the trash to get whatever was making the thing go off. i was like fuck. fine. so i took a peek and it was nasty. there were all kinds of nasty sticky things in there and my packaging was clear and shredded so i couldn't see shit. she told me i would have to go through it and get my stuff out. so i figured ok i gotta get this thing to shut the fuck up and i was like fuck everyone is looking at me and i have cuntface yelling at me. i said. i can't find it you come over and look at it yourself! so she came over and took the dumpster away. what a fuckin' bitch. i would never have a customer looking through trash. it's just not right. fuck her and her fuckin' dreaded job!!!
