Aside from my advanced age, three words...
Irritable bowel disease.
What would keep you from applying? Or what would be the thing Sucks would have the most fun with at your expense if you did get on the show?
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Why would you NOT go on Survivor?
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Survivor Boy |
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Posts: 5299 (05/18/08 10:46 AM) Registered User |
The ever looming sucks crowd that would flame me.
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blockhose |
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Posts: 2106 (05/18/08 10:48 AM) Giant shitpickle |
Trying to perform challenges whilst hiding an erection.
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SucksSucks |
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Posts: 149 (05/18/08 10:51 AM) |
BuffyTheThreadSlayer wrote: Pussy. Yul was shitting blood out there and he still won. |
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Posts: 1739 (05/18/08 10:52 AM) |
SucksSucks wrote: That's not the issue. The issue is, there I would be in a 'test of endurance' challenge and 20 minutes in I'd have to shit like NOW.
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GodIsAnAtheist |
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Posts: 3667 (05/18/08 10:58 AM) Registered user |
The fact that I don't eat seafood. Or would be willing to kill for my food.
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SucksSucks |
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Posts: 150 (05/18/08 10:58 AM) |
You telling me you can't hold your shit for a million dollars?
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Bobby Jon goes apeshit |
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Posts: 1271 (05/18/08 10:58 AM) |
Probst at challenges.
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Yeaster |
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Posts: 5180 (05/18/08 11:12 AM) Registered User |
blockhose wrote: |
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WylDawg |
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Posts: 15486 (05/18/08 11:22 AM) Registered user |
Me being photochopped between Brad and JP or something. Or having threads entitled "Other things *insert my real name plus action I did on the show*"
I also somewhat look like Ryan from BB9, so a "ManBearPig's revenge: Survivor style!" thread would be inevitable.
But seriously I would do Survivor in a heartbeat if given the chance and getting flamed here would be the least of my concerns. |
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phoenixtobootcamp |
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Posts: 244 (05/18/08 11:27 AM) |
It would be epic if a suckster went on survivor.
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SucksSucks |
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Posts: 151 (05/18/08 11:31 AM) |
phoenixtobootcamp wrote: I'm sure that's already happened |
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Double Edged Sword |
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Posts: 5239 (05/18/08 11:33 AM) Registered User |
The pics of Silas screwing me
The thread "People better at challenges than [me]" that would inevitably be started, with obligatory Shiavo pic Having to add myself to the nickname directory Having to avoid Darrell at the finale afterparty.
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yosimtesam |
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Posts: 243 (05/18/08 11:35 AM) |
The possibility that i might become a superstar in my own mind and open up a website called "that man".
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WylDawg |
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Posts: 15487 (05/18/08 11:45 AM) Registered user |
SucksSucks wrote: Apparentely Todd, but the fact that nobody could identify nor remember who he was before China started kinda nulifies it. We're still waiting for the day a well-known regular makes it on, but don't hold your breath. People here are good at dissing and flaming the Survivor castaways, but to actually put their money where their mouth is and go on the show to prove what they're made of? Not gonna happen. |
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Mega64 |
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Posts: 8914 (05/18/08 12:04 PM) Registered User |
I'd have to actually survive and shit. Plus I'm worried I'd suck ass at challenges and everyone would mock how pathetic I am in challenges.
Regardless, I may apply one of these days. Not like I'm really doing anything right now anyway. |
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PrettyGoodYear1988 |
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Posts: 915 (05/18/08 12:14 PM) Registered user |
My eyes are bigger and more out of proportion with my face than Eliza's, so I'd just be begging for the alien chops. |
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CatNamedRudy |
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Posts: 1449 (05/18/08 12:22 PM) Registered user |
The lack of food and the presence of creepy crawly big ass bugs has kept me from applying.
Plus, I'm in my 40's and would probably be one of the first voted out simply due to my age. I think I would do well enough in challenges to at least make the merge but the "pretty" people always get rid of the elders first! Finally, I believe there would be a well developed group of Haters making "fat" comments because I'm not a stick figure and we all know that if you're not a stick figure, Sucksters think you are fat! |
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PulaBear |
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Posts: 36 (05/18/08 12:28 PM) |
Imagine if a suckster outlasted, outplayed, and outwitted everyone there + Won Survivor. THAT would be Epic.
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kmill |
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Posts: 1496 (05/18/08 12:29 PM) Registered user |
blockhose wrote: THIS ^^, and I'd hate to be recognized by strangers as well as be expected to be in the Survivor-partiers clique. I hope that if I made it on the show, I could fade into obscurity like Danni afterwards and not be seen or heard from again. |
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PulaBear |
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Posts: 37 (05/18/08 12:33 PM) |
I'm planning on applying for Survivor when I'm 21... (I'm 16 now.) So..... Hopefully i get accepted by then (if I'm lucky).
I mean, i was basically born on an lsland thats similiar to survivor. (Polynesia 1991) |
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