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In this thread I rank the top 15 Hotpocket flavors
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Posts: 805 (05/25/08 12:39 AM) |
Thank GOD you ranked Meatballs and Mozzarella this low. It is INCREDIBLY overrated and has the WORST fantards ever!!!
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Posts: 3722 (05/25/08 12:42 AM) Registered user |
I actually was on a strictly Hot Pockets-centric diet for about 8 months, and I can ASSURE you that meatballs and mozarella is the best "flavor" of
Hot Pocket.
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Posts: 14764 (05/25/08 12:42 AM) Registered user |
14.Beef Taco
Taco filling is meant to be in delicious crispy tortilla shells not flakey pockets 13.Bacon egg and Cheese 
I'm sure it has it's place but wtf, can I eat it when it's not morning? Cause I am usually not microwaving a hotpocket for breakfast and if you are you're probably a fatty, sry |
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Posts: 806 (05/25/08 12:43 AM) |
Oh that's an original response.
Ur juss jellis!!!11ONE!!11!!!!!!!!!!!one!!!!!!!!One Million One Hundred and Eleven Thousand One Hundred and Eleven!!!1!!!! Maybe that little meat and cheese filled bread that you worship so much just sucks! Huh, did you ever think of that!??? |
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Posts: 14765 (05/25/08 12:44 AM) Registered user |
I'm sorry I didn't take a poll ahead of time to judge how I should rank my likings towards this delicious treat. I'll be sure to think out the process more thoroughly when I rank my favo kind of macaroni shapes. |
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Posts: 807 (05/25/08 12:45 AM) |
Beef Taco Hot Pockets PAVED THE WAY for Microwaveable food products as we know them today! How can you rank them so low?
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Posts: 14766 (05/25/08 12:47 AM) Registered user |
12. Chicken Fajita
I'd rank this higher if it didn't have Mexican Style on the box. This is America!!!! I wonder if al ltheir hotpockets have American Style on the box. Makes you go hmmmmmm |
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Posts: 808 (05/25/08 12:48 AM) |
Anti-foreigner bias
I bet you just have a problem with things that contain lean protein, eh fattie. 
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Posts: 6118 (05/25/08 12:49 AM) Registered user
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I wouldn't eat any of the flavors listed thus far. I only eat like 10 different things, period.
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Posts: 14767 (05/25/08 12:51 AM) Registered user |
11.Cheeseburger
That red stuff they put in it thats supposed to be ketchup is the grossest thing ever and makes me gag every time 10. Turkey Ham and Cheese 
Did you kill enough animals for one hot pocket you sick twisted freaks??????? |
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Posts: 809 (05/25/08 12:52 AM) |
Did you kill enough animals for one hot pocket you sick twisted freaks???????You don't have any credibility to rank hot pockets if you aren't a blood-thirsty animal hater. |
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Posts: 14768 (05/25/08 12:55 AM) Registered user |
9.BBQ Chicken
This looks like the most unappatezing thing ever. Could they fit anymore barbeque sauce in there? They want you to have a heart attack with this one. 8.Biscuit Sausage Egg and Cheese 
You couldn't pay me to eat something out of a biscuit, go screw yourself Hotpocket makers!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Posts: 3723 (05/25/08 12:58 AM) Registered user |
If this ranking thread is actually in inverse order, where 10 or 15 or whatever the bottom number actually represents the BEST in the list, and where 1 is the
absolute shittiest of the list, then this list is 100% accurate thus far. I am a certified Hot Pockets expert, so please do not contradict my statements on
the subject.
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Posts: 2229 (05/25/08 12:58 AM) |
This is comedy gold
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Posts: 14769 (05/25/08 12:58 AM) Registered user |
7.Four Meat and Four Cheese Calzone
I'm a real Italian and i know a calzone. This isn't one. The people who made this are probably German or Jewish or something. They don't know anything about Italian cooking. Also 4 meat???? Really???? I cant even name 4 different types of meat. Are they putting lamb in my calzone hot pocket??? Too many unanswered questions for this one |
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Posts: 810 (05/25/08 12:59 AM) |
Oh, Jesus......this again.
THE BISCUIT TASTES JUST LIKE THE REGULAR WRAP THEY USE!!!! Why can't everyone understand this???? |
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Posts: 811 (05/25/08 01:01 AM) |
louie77 wrote: Why can't you just enjoy it for what it is? This Hot Pocket was REVOLUTIONARY in its time. Four meats AND four cheeses were UNHEARD of back in the day.
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Posts: 6119 (05/25/08 01:03 AM) Registered user
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Breaking Newz: There still is not one flavor in this thread that I would even try. They all have at least one thing I hate in them.
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Posts: 2230 (05/25/08 01:04 AM) |
Us Kids Know wrote: That is indeed breaking news HEART BREAKING
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Posts: 14770 (05/25/08 01:04 AM) Registered user |
6.Lean Ham and Cheese pocket
I'll be the judge of when I need a diet. If i'm microwaving my dinner chances are i'm not counting calories you ignorant twits 5.Ham and Cheese 
IT WASN'T EVEN THAT GOOD THE REGULAR WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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