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I just saw a dude at Lowe's in a KILT
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I just saw a dude at Lowe's in a KILT |
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Posts: 6928 (05/28/08 12:30 PM) Registered User |
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Pizzathetic |
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Posts: 7550 (05/28/08 12:30 PM) Registered User |
does he wear anything underneath?
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superguppie |
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Posts: 23007 (05/28/08 12:31 PM) Registered user |
Did you peek underneath? |
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itsakat |
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Posts: 6929 (05/28/08 12:31 PM) Registered User |
I think he has to, lest his testicles dangle below his hemline.
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al Thaida |
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Posts: 19 (05/28/08 12:32 PM) |
You actually admit to shopping at Lowe's? Telling.
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ilikelissie |
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Posts: 11916 (05/28/08 12:33 PM) Registered user |
Was he buying a caber?
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superguppie |
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Posts: 23009 (05/28/08 12:33 PM) Registered user |
Well, if he was, I'm sure it was on sale.
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Hamdingers |
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Posts: 7788 (05/28/08 12:34 PM) Just ruined this thread |
I needed a drop cloth. I'm painting my Uncle Brodie's castle.
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itsakat |
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Posts: 6930 (05/28/08 12:35 PM) Registered User |
yes, Lowe's is a horrible, shameful place, but Neiman Marcus doesn't sell light bulbs anymore.
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darlingal |
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Posts: 8783 (05/28/08 12:38 PM) Nobody reads me.
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plaid kilt spoofs
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lilnubber |
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Posts: 9174 (05/28/08 12:46 PM) Registered user |
A Scotsman in his kilt goes out on a bender one night and passes out drunk on the side of the road. Early the next morning, several lasses walk by an discover
him asleep. One of the lasses says, "I wonder what a Scotsman wears under his kilt?". She lifts his kilts, and all the lasses giggle. One of them
decides to take the ribbon from her hair and ties it around his Scottish manliness, and they all run away giggling.
The Scotsman wakes up later and goes to take a piss. He lifts his kilt, sees the ribbon, scratches his head and says: "Well, I don't know where ya been, laddie, but it looks like you won first prize!" |
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RoMa |
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Posts: 35517 (05/28/08 12:50 PM) Demanding BuMa |
WAS HE HOT?!
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Visa Declined |
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Posts: 2499 (05/28/08 12:53 PM) Registered User |
Ive never seen a non-Mexican at a Lowes.
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PennyMontana |
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Posts: 2349 (05/28/08 12:58 PM) Registered user |
OMG!! Jamie made it through the stones!
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Reverend Henry Kane |
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Posts: 557 (05/28/08 01:00 PM) |
No biggy. His wife's got him on a home improvement project and he's trying to skirt the issue.
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itsakat |
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Posts: 6932 (05/28/08 01:40 PM) Registered User |
he wasn't especially hot. it was a black kilt, though, which was, of course, quite slimming.
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darlingal |
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Posts: 8792 (05/28/08 01:43 PM) Nobody reads me.
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I would have snapped an upskirt with my camera phone.
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superguppie |
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Posts: 23022 (05/28/08 01:44 PM) Registered user |
it was a black kilt, though, which was, of course, quite slimming. Maybe it's some sort of new gang. |
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Yuku Blows Goats |
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Posts: 22484 (05/28/08 01:45 PM) Subnicless zombie rice eater |
There's a dude up at my work who wears a kilt and an eye patch everyday. Sometimes the kilt is plaid, and sometimes its black. Works in IT. heh
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Hamdingers |
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Posts: 7795 (05/28/08 01:47 PM) Just ruined this thread |
Wait. Isn't a black kilt just a damn skirt?
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Yuku Blows Goats |
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Posts: 22486 (05/28/08 01:48 PM) Subnicless zombie rice eater |
I think its just a backup kilt for those not-so-fresh days
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