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Posts: 29532 (05/31/08 03:36 PM) Sexy asshole Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Ad free zone Remove this ad i accidentally posted this in the harvey korman thread. i'm losing it, fast i ate a handful of nuts, and one just went "down". i've been eating for years, and this is the first time that's happened. i can feel it, somewhere in the back of my throat/in my nose/in my lung. WHATEVER SHALL I DO????? and remember, no daisies, carnations, or babies breath. i'm fucking serious.
khnum		#1	[-]
Posts: 18075 (05/31/08 03:40 PM) dimply pooh bear Reply Quote More Recent Posts	dmb154678 wrote: WHATEVER SHALL I DO????? Start better threads plz
dmb154678		#2	[-]
Posts: 29533 (05/31/08 03:41 PM) Sexy asshole Reply Quote More Recent Posts	i have a cocktail peanut somewhere it shouldn't be!!! shut it shorty!!!
Ann Margret Thatcher		#3	[-]
Posts: 5730 (05/31/08 03:41 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Blow your nose really hard and make sure you don't aim it at the dog.
HoboKitty		#4	[-]
Posts: 1160 (05/31/08 03:41 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	People have had worse things stuck in their lungs. Chill.
khnum		#5	[-]
Posts: 18076 (05/31/08 03:42 PM) dimply pooh bear Reply Quote More Recent Posts	At Wawa, the short hoagies are called "shortis." What do you call the short subs at Target?
excbexcb		#6	[-]
Posts: 874 (05/31/08 03:42 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Want to hear a few cocktales?
Softtaco		#7	[-]
Posts: 2643 (05/31/08 03:45 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Just wait until our roving band of pervs finds this. They'll have a field day.
ScruffyGuy		#8	[-]
Posts: 8067 (05/31/08 03:46 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I was eating a rather massive sundae last night, half vanilla ice cream, half chocolate -- with syrup and PEANUTS. First scoop, all gooey and drippy, fell onto my chest, tumbled halfway down, nearly landed on the sofa. This happened because one of the nuts was providing leverage on the spoon, like a little teeter-totter for the ice cream. Are peanuts conspiring against us? I suspect so. I'm going to take my chances, though. I will not switch to shaved almonds or -- God forbid -- fucking walnuts.
Trixie Delight		#9	[-]
Posts: 24519 (05/31/08 03:47 PM) put Angel in the corner Reply Quote More Recent Posts	omg Peanut wants you to join him in the great beyond. DON'T GO INTO THE LIGHT!!!!!
ScruffyGuy		#10	[-]
Posts: 8069 (05/31/08 03:52 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Ad free zone Remove this ad FUCKING EVIL
Softtaco		#11	[-]
Posts: 2644 (05/31/08 03:53 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	If there was really a cocktail peanut in your lung, you'd probably be in the middle of a giant coughing fit. Go drink a nice glass of water.
SmrtAss		#12	[-]
Posts: 2689 (05/31/08 03:53 PM) Lazy ass bitch, please Reply Quote More Recent Posts	If you have progressive wheezing, fever, and fits of coughing, you might consider getting a bronchoscopy: http://www.ajronline.org/cgi/reprint/159/3/481.pdf
ginaf20697		#13	[-]
Posts: 30891 (05/31/08 03:57 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I know if I had a peanut in my lung this would be the first place I'D come for medical advice.
dmb154678		#14	[-]
Posts: 29534 (05/31/08 03:58 PM) Sexy asshole Reply Quote More Recent Posts	omg now i gotta take abuse from hobokitty? I HAVE A PEANUT TRAVELLING THROUGH ME, CAN I HAVE A LITTLE SYMPATHY HERE FUCKERS??? i think i feel it behind my nose. omg, it's lodged in my sinus cavity. it will deteriorate and i'll start to smell like rotten peanuts. omg.
Softtaco		#15	[-]
Posts: 2645 (05/31/08 03:59 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Do peanuts rot? I never really had to think about that before. I don't think they do.
Trixie Delight		#16	[-]
Posts: 24524 (05/31/08 04:00 PM) put Angel in the corner Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Quick, chew some gum and swallow it. It should push the peanut further down.
SmrtAss		#17	[-]
Posts: 2690 (05/31/08 04:01 PM) Lazy ass bitch, please Reply Quote More Recent Posts	If it's behind your nose, you might be sneezing it out later. I guess this isn't the right time for a story about my son putting a piece of grilled hamburger up his nose?
Antithesys		#18	[-]
Posts: 22279 (05/31/08 04:08 PM) Gadabout Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Is there anyone in the lungs
crazy1500		#19	[-]
Posts: 957 (05/31/08 04:09 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts	THIS HAPPENED TO ME LAST WEEK, except with rice. I feel your pain. It feels like its stuck in the back of your throat ad it just wont move no matter what you do.
phenobarbara		#20	[-]
Posts: 2976 (05/31/08 04:09 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Ad free zone Remove this ad You don't want that thing coming out through your nose. Snort back real hard and try to swallow it. But don't choke!

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