Scarlet: *overhears Nina Garcia* You have more catchphrases than that, right? How about, 'It's not aesthetically pleasing!'
Zach: You could use it in all the poor third-world areas and become America's sweetheart, like Kendra.
Scarlet: And then melt the flesh off the little poor people's bones with your death stare.
Zach: Scarlet, don't mess with her. We watch Project Runway. We know what she's capable of.
Scarlet: Yeah, well if I'm going to go and mock mactors, at least there's plenty of others to choose from here. Look, over there, it's that man who pretended to be a woman and ended up making it really far in America's Next Top Model.
Zach: Do you mean Jade or Dominique?
Scarlet: Either. They're both tran-tastic.
Zach: And there's those Japanese pop stars.
Scarlet: But it's hard to make fun of someone you've never heard of.
Zach: Do you think if I went over and started talking to them in Japanese it'd ingratiate me?
Scarlet: I dunno... you could try, but I have my suspicions. i think they might just be impostors who don't even understand Japanese.
Zach: Well, I suppose it can't hurt... unless they flip out and attack me... *wanders over* こんにちは！はじめまして！どうぞよろしく。
Zach: You could use it in all the poor third-world areas and become America's sweetheart, like Kendra.
Scarlet: And then melt the flesh off the little poor people's bones with your death stare.
Zach: Scarlet, don't mess with her. We watch Project Runway. We know what she's capable of.
Scarlet: Yeah, well if I'm going to go and mock mactors, at least there's plenty of others to choose from here. Look, over there, it's that man who pretended to be a woman and ended up making it really far in America's Next Top Model.
Zach: Do you mean Jade or Dominique?
Scarlet: Either. They're both tran-tastic.
Zach: And there's those Japanese pop stars.
Scarlet: But it's hard to make fun of someone you've never heard of.
Zach: Do you think if I went over and started talking to them in Japanese it'd ingratiate me?
Scarlet: I dunno... you could try, but I have my suspicions. i think they might just be impostors who don't even understand Japanese.
Zach: Well, I suppose it can't hurt... unless they flip out and attack me... *wanders over* こんにちは！はじめまして！どうぞよろしく。
