I smacked it on the counter and now it hurts. Later there might be a bruise.
I was quite sure you all needed to know.
I was quite sure you all needed to know.
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my arm hurts (now with additional tales of near amputation and woe!)
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Posts: 1196 (06/02/08 01:25 PM) |
Ok.
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Posts: 6531 (06/02/08 01:25 PM) |
I most certainly did!
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Posts: 3915 (06/02/08 01:28 PM) Registered user |
hopefully it won't hinder your handjob capabilities
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Posts: 8954 (06/02/08 01:34 PM) Nobody reads me.
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or your masturbating capabilities.
I bet it's gonna leave a mark. |
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Posts: 454 (06/02/08 01:46 PM) |
I see no other option... but remember... THERE IS HOPE!
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Posts: 3994 (06/02/08 03:05 PM) MESS member |
I see you all understand the gravity of the situation.
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Posts: 1200 (06/02/08 03:07 PM) |
::concern::
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Posts: 2330 (06/02/08 03:17 PM) Geenyus extraordinaire
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I create swear words every single time I stub my toe.
"You fuckknuckling, cockgobbling, arsemunching, whoredog licking cunt" or something like that. |
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Posts: 466 (06/02/08 03:34 PM) |
Penelope McBagpipe wrote: copied and pasted
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Posts: 3995 (06/02/08 03:56 PM) MESS member |
I may have said 'ouchie' then cried like a bitch. I passed out from the pain so fast who can really say.
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Posts: 2332 (06/02/08 04:02 PM) Geenyus extraordinaire
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Oooooh, let's turn this into a "who can outpain who" thread.
One time I had sandles on in the kitchen and I was boiling potatoes. When I was pouring the potatoes into the strainer I backed up because I had my head turned talking to my LOVER and a couple of large chunks of boiling taters fell on my toe and got jammed in the sandal straps. I could NOT get that sandle off fast enough because the boiling potatoes were stuck there and I couldn't fling them off. My toes were blistered and stung for a week, plus I couldn't wear shoes. Now you go. |
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Posts: 1517 (06/02/08 04:03 PM) |
This made me think of that heartattack thread and I was thinking this was very tasteless.
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Posts: 769 (06/02/08 04:04 PM) Registered user |
cancer... or AIDS. i am too lazy to choose
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Posts: 1206 (06/02/08 04:05 PM) |
Ok. Once I fell out of bed and got a huge, disgusting rug burn on my knee, which then proceeded to leak and since I did not have a band-aid large enough to
contain the leaking, I duct-taped a sanitary pad around it. It leaked for nearly a week.
cancer... or AIDS. i am too lazy to chooseFine. You win. |
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Posts: 24567 (06/02/08 04:11 PM) put Angel in the corner
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One time I squeezed out a 10 lb. human out of my luv box.
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Posts: 3996 (06/02/08 09:53 PM) MESS member |
My arm still hurts. I'm considering the drastic step of taking a Tylenol.
And I jammed scissors thru my knee when I was 5. |
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Posts: 483 (06/02/08 09:57 PM) |
I recommend 3 tylenol w/ codine followed by a double dose Neo Citron... all you need then is a hot tub and you're all set for a world of fun...
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Leslie629 |
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Posts: 3997 (06/02/08 10:02 PM) MESS member |
Is that one of those new fangled flavored vodka drinks?
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shiza h minelli |
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Posts: 484 (06/02/08 10:33 PM) |
yes, it's shaken... but not strained... so you may get a lump of hair and lint at some point...
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Posts: 273 (06/02/08 10:54 PM) |
I stabbed myself in the foot with a fork when I dropped it. That hurt like a bitch.
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