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SirPaulMuaddib wrote:El Bingo Gringo wrote:I just watched The Thing, the recent one. Now I'll watch the Carpenter Thing to see how it ends.Interesting how the prequel is the latest iteration.Is anyone working on another?Carpenter's The Thing is 10x much better. (The prequel more or less steals a lot from Carpenter's thing)
El Bingo Gringo wrote:I just watched The Thing, the recent one. Now I'll watch the Carpenter Thing to see how it ends.Interesting how the prequel is the latest iteration.Is anyone working on another?
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Nods wrote:The Woman in Black.....Spooky B+ type film it won't give you nightmares but it is well acted, shot, and a welcome return to Haunted house films. If you despise jump cuts you'll hate this film.
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NlGHTCRAWLER wrote:Nods wrote:The Woman in Black.....Spooky B+ type film it won't give you nightmares but it is well acted, shot, and a welcome return to Haunted house films. If you despise jump cuts you'll hate this film.OMG this movie was TERRIBLE. I was so bored that I actually TRIED to go to sleep.Basic premise of the movie: Daniel Radcliffe, dressed as Lestat, walks slowly around house for 20 minutes, while creepy shadows appear behind him and he never sees them. Drop all music and sound effect. BLARE screeching strings and quick shot of eyeball in mirror or crow flying into bedroom. Cut to scene of man driving Daniel Radcliffe away from haunted house. Random child dies. Cut to man driving Radcliffe back to the house. Repeat for 2 hours.And was it really necessary to keep the cameras on him as he walked back and forth from the house? Did I really need to watch that happen in real time, because nothing even fucking happened.Also - lulz at them using the same footage of that creepy tambourine clown doll in like 4 different scenes. I guess they used up the budget on that.......oh wait - there were no cool effects.It sucked ass.
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WylDawg wrote:I'm watching Valentine right now on KTLA. Totally forgot about that movie. It's both a Scream knockoff and a calendar slasher so it's a double whammy in terms of ripoffs. But it also has Denise Richards in a bathing suit so all is forgiven.
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Merely wrote:NlGHTCRAWLER wrote:Nods wrote:The Woman in Black.....Spooky B+ type film it won't give you nightmares but it is well acted, shot, and a welcome return to Haunted house films. If you despise jump cuts you'll hate this film.OMG this movie was TERRIBLE. I was so bored that I actually TRIED to go to sleep.Basic premise of the movie: Daniel Radcliffe, dressed as Lestat, walks slowly around house for 20 minutes, while creepy shadows appear behind him and he never sees them. Drop all music and sound effect. BLARE screeching strings and quick shot of eyeball in mirror or crow flying into bedroom. Cut to scene of man driving Daniel Radcliffe away from haunted house. Random child dies. Cut to man driving Radcliffe back to the house. Repeat for 2 hours.And was it really necessary to keep the cameras on him as he walked back and forth from the house? Did I really need to watch that happen in real time, because nothing even fucking happened.Also - lulz at them using the same footage of that creepy tambourine clown doll in like 4 different scenes. I guess they used up the budget on that.......oh wait - there were no cool effects.It sucked ass.Agreed. Horrible movie. It was from the same director as Eden Lake, which is one of my favorite movies (not just in the horror genre) of all-time.Fuck, this movie was uneventful. NOTHING HAPPENED. The first jump scare was fine, but they abused it for 90 minutes. It was your typical horror movie disguised in period attire.
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