Dear Dump,
Today on Sucks some nasty hag bitch tried to call my girl hole dead. . .but luckily, the old bitch was a barren desert and quickly shut up. Besides, her
husband is this freaking loser ass freak who says FUCK ME at random times and tits up. . .I mean what the hell is that? She was like stroking him b/c he
incorporated (see I can use big words) tits up into his conversation. How freaking embarassing! Like what kind of trash are you like for real? Go to back to
IHOP bitch. OH!!! I also learned today that there are different verisons of Spin the Bottle. Back in like the 70's or 80's or something like that it
involved just kissing the person, the way I always played was trying to get the guy off in the closet with your hand. I mean you can make out and shit BUT you
have to put your consentration on getting him off. It was a fun game. Lastly, I should make movies. I had an idea about big tit vampires that would rip their
sexual partners dick off with their vags during sex and drain their blood that way. Here there is a movie about that already and it won freaking awards. Only
the movie was like about this chick who was raped and her vag has teeth or something like that, like she didn't know it had teeth. I would of known.
Anywho, that's all.
OH! I broke up with my boyfriend, we were like dating for 3 mos or something and he always wanted to go to freaking Wendy's and like Wendy's is like the worst place you can go, unless you get their frosties but I'm not eating a freakin frostie for dinner so like yeah anyways I said I don't want Wendy's and he tried to take me to IHOP! Freakin IHOP! I was done right there. I don't go to IHOP not only do they suck, but I also don't care to be shot so we're done! Yeah me.
