I am fine being Karen.
And my nipples are hard.
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Paris Hilton |
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Dear Dump Diary,
I am fine being Karen. And my nipples are hard. |
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Paris Hilton |
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Dear Dump Diary,
I absolutely love the 4th of July! I love fireworks! I love being patriotic! That it all. |
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Paris Hilton |
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Dear Dump Diary
Where is everyone else at Did Kaley and Blondezilla die I hope not Who else would I share this diary with |
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Blondzilla5150 |
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Dear Dumpary,
I am not dead! I am alive! But as Paris once said, it does feel good to know people care about me! Paris <3 I have been a lil more busy than usual the last couple of days, But I am back! The next question is, where is Kaley??? We haven't heard from her in some time, I hope she is not dead. My DVR has been fucking up my recordings for the last week or so.. and its pissing me off! Anyway, I have a TON of catching up to do online, so I will be back later.. or will I?
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KaleyAlexander |
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Dear Dump Diary,
I kinda forget about you like a crack addicted meth whore forgets to feed her kids dinner or that she has kids for that matter. My friend went to the hospital this month, she got punched at a club after a told this girl to fuck off. I don't know why she punched my friend and not me. I was right next to her. Anywho, the bitch punched my friend out so I pulled her hair. I think the bitch is going to suffer from baldness in the future b/c the hair came out really easy and that can't be a good sign. The bouncer/fat guy came and broke us up. He kicked all of us out so I took my friend to the hospital but me and somebody else got hungry so we stopped at Taco Bell first. I mean its not like she was going to die and I knew the hospital would be like hours so I figured we should eat first before we went. She didn't seem to mind and kind of slept. When we got to the hospital they said she shouldn't of slept b/c she had something or other idk I forget. About a week or so later I went to a b-day party, it was at Clay's Park which sucked balls. I hate that water b/c it smells like kid piss and it looks really dirty. I think its a man made lake but how the fuck do I know. I didn't get in b/c I didn't want my hair to smell like pee after washing it so I just layed out all day and rode on a boat. It sucked b/c drinks (the bad kind) weren't allowed. The guy I was dating for like a week or two got a hemroid. He's letting it heal naturally which I didn't know you could do but the thought of a sist up his ass just didn't get me in the mood so I stopped talking to him so I guess we're broken up. The place I work is getting busier with fat trucker like guys. I'm just glad i don't strip b/c they are getting touchy feely with some of the girls. The tips are good though. That's about it. |
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gokkun |
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hi
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Apprentice Talker |
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Kaley must wear no clothes on her room.
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gokkun |
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omg claude
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Apprentice Talker |
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Hey Gokkun, love your new subnic.
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KaleyAlexander |
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Dear Dump,
To everyone in here that may want to tell another girl that she got fat but doesn't want to do it in an insensative way, I have a full proof plan. Just ask if she's pregnant. You're not coming out and saying she's fat but you are implying it. Like my cousin. I haven't seen her for like 5 mos. maybe a year or two idk but she got fat and I was trying to think of the nicest way possible to tell her and that's what I came up with. She got offended but then asked me later if I thought she put on weight at which time I said yeah. . .you do look a little thicker than normal. She then started to cry which made me uncomfortable so I offered to take her to get ice cream which I guess in retrospect wasn't a good thing to offer a fat girl but she did stop crying and let's face it, it saved me a headache of hearing a sob story. Plus the ice cream place I go to has frozen yogurt which I know is still kind of fatty but hey whatever and of course my cous got a hot fudge sunday brownie thing which I should of stepped in but I didn't want a public scene and then bring notice I'm hanging out with a fat girl to only then have people think that blonde bitch is going to get fat soon too. So all in all nothing much happened. |
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Riliss |
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KaleyAlexander wrote: Genius |
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KaleyAlexander |
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Dear Dump,
My boss tonight told me he has a hemmoroid or however its spelled. IDK why he told me its not like I asked but I got to thinking how do gay guys have sex when they have a hemoroid. I mean OWWW! It reminds me of a time when I was dating this guy that had a Prince Albert and he wanted to stick it in me b/c he said it would feel good but in all honesty, if a guy has a prince albert he has to be like gay. I mean his dick wasn't very impressive to begin with and the Prince Albert thing was kind of a turn off. It was like one of those little dicks too. I mean yeah not liking that. I do have to say that I don't get hte love about genital piercing. I personally think its stupid and right up there with teh "straight guy nipple ring". If I see a nipple ring on a guy its like see ya later bitch. So like back to the hemmoroid, my boss is going to let it go away naturally which I guess is going to take a while but I guess its better than getting it removed. Boring day. |
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Paris Hilton |
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Dear Dump Diary,
Sorry I have been away for so long. I kind of lost interest in you. Just like I always seen to do with my boyfriends. But I decided to come back. Becaue I really love you. I guess the real reason I havent written in you for so long is because nothing too interesting has happened lately. I almost got in a fight with some dumb bitch. I dont remember why. And this nerdy guy was hitting on me the other day. I am not kidding, he was wearing socks with sandals. What the fuck? I thought even nerds knew not to do that. |
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Blondzilla5150 |
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Dear Dumpary,
It has been eons since I wrote in you, I missed you much. I also miss Kaley, where the fuck is she? I see Paris around, but not much of Kaley anymore. I have a shit load of things going on, but not a lot I want to discuss at the moment. I will be back later!
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Blondzilla5150 |
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Dearest Dumpary,
OMG! It has been forevs since I wrote in you. And it has always been forevs since Kaley and Paris have wrote in you or anywhere at Sucks! Just like in the past, I hope they aren't dead. But it's been so damn long since they have been around, it feels like they might be!
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Paris Hilton |
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Dear Dump Diary,
I totes forgot about you. But I just remembered! Yayayay! Anyways, so today I was bleaching my teeth. And I got some of the bleach on my gums and now it hurts like a mother. But at least I will get to keep up my pearly whites. I love bleacing my teeth. There is nothing worse than nasty yellow teeth. Like yesterday. There was this really really hot guy. Like way hot. Gorgeous blond hair. Tones muscles. Yummy yummy. And then he smiled. And it was nas-tay! Gross crooked yellow teeth. And there was something green stuck in one. Total turn off. What a waste of a hot guy. |
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Blondzilla5150 |
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Dearest Dumpary,
I am so glad you have been resurrected by GoddessParis today and I am even more happy that she is alive and has great teeth. So yay! Kaley on the other hand is another story in itself, Sweet Dumpary. Last time I saw her on was a couple of months ago and I think she got banned the same day she returned. I don't know for sure, but as I recall she created or was posting in a thread in OT, as was AlwaysAwesomeAdam and I think Anti called him/her out as being the same poster and told him/her to pick which nic they wanted to be and to stop posting to their own self, and than Kaley vanished again but AAA is still here...so are they the same person? Was Kaley just a screen name Adam made to pretend he had a vagina and to praise himself? or what is the real dealio really? will we ever know?
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Paris Hilton |
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OMG I hate people who talk to themselves on message boards.
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ParisHflyring |
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Yeah, me too!
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Harry Potter |
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Yeah, me too!
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