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StaredownSally |
Woman sues due to DEFECTIVE THONG |
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Dinged By A G-String?
Woman, 52, sues Victoria's Secret, claims injury from defective thongJUNE 17--As she was attempting to put on a Victoria's Secret thong, a Los Angeles woman claims that a decorative metallic piece flew off the garment and struck her in the eye, causing injuries and a new product liability lawsuit against the underwear giant. Macrida Patterson, 52, alleges that she was hurt last May by a defective "low-rise v-string" from the Victoria's Secret "Sexy Little Thing" line, according to a lawsuit filed last week in Los Angeles Superior Court. A copy of her June 9 complaint, which does not specify monetary damages, can be found below. Patterson's lawyer, Jason Buccat, told TSG that a "design problem" caused the decorative piece to come loose and strike Patterson in the eye, causing damage to her cornea. He added that the eye injury, which caused Patterson to miss a few days of work, will be "affecting her the rest of her life." Patterson is a traffic officer with L.A.'s Department of Transportation. Prior to the lawsuit's filing, Victoria's Secret officials asked to examine the garment and the decorative piece, but that request was rejected by Patterson's counsel. For those unfamiliar with "v-strings," the undergarment is the Victoria's Secret variant on the "g-string," which has long been favored in the battle against visible panty |
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WiscBadger95 |
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If I was on the jury for this, I'd sue this broad for subjecting me to the mental images of a 52-year-old woman wearing a G-string.
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LaurenTheLush |
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The thought of a 52 year old woman in a decorative g-string just made me want to vomitron all over my desk. |
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star jumper |
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What a retardicon.
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Powers |
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For those unfamiliar with "v-strings," the undergarment is the Victoria's Secret variant on the "g-string," which has long been favored in the battle against visible pantyNot only do you suck at cut and pasting, but you suck at life. |
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The Yes Man |
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I never sued, but I wish I had........
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StaredownSally |
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Not only do you suck at cut and pasting, but you suck at life.please explain. |
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star jumper |
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StaredownSally wrote:
Oh this is too good. :popcorn |
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DYATH |
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smartguy24 |
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WiscBadger95 wrote: I thought the exact same thing. 52 year old woman and g-string don't belong in the same picture.
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Bernard Wrangler |
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Baby Please |
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HEY GUYS! can' you imagine a 52 year old in a thong??!?!?! LOL!!!onE!!!!111
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Yuku Blows Goats |
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I bet Bernadette still wears thongs.
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Hamdingers |
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I was gonna say, I must be getting old. I can think of a number of women 52 and older who would look just fine in a thong.
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Remington Steele |
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How about a 54-year-old?
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star jumper |
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Citizen Postal |
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Weren't we just discussing older hotties in another thread? I'm sure they are few and far between, but I can guarantee there are some 52 year old
ladies out there who would look delicious in a thong.
This one, however, should be recycled for bringing such a stupid fucking lawsuit. I hope she dies before it makes it to court. |
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DYATH |
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peanuts4444 |
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If she hadn't tried to fit her fat ass into a thong 4 sizes to small maybe things wouldn't have been popping off of it
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