Just look at these threads.
Every one of them blows. The topics stink and your replies stink.
And have you looked at the deplorable condition of Page Two? Endless locked parody threads, each one less clever than the next. What if we had company stop by today? What would they think? Is this how you take care of your things? And you have the nerve to want a PUPPY? You haven't shown me that you can take care of a puppy. Puppies have to be CARED FOR, you know.
You take this all for granted and don't realize just how fortunate you are. There are people in El Salvador who only get to post MAYBE once a week if they're lucky. You think bandwidth grows on trees? Huh? Is that what you think? How about I start feeding you rice-gruel for breakfast? Is that what you want?
There'd better be some serious improvements by the time I get back or you're going to start losing privileges.
Every one of them blows. The topics stink and your replies stink.
And have you looked at the deplorable condition of Page Two? Endless locked parody threads, each one less clever than the next. What if we had company stop by today? What would they think? Is this how you take care of your things? And you have the nerve to want a PUPPY? You haven't shown me that you can take care of a puppy. Puppies have to be CARED FOR, you know.
You take this all for granted and don't realize just how fortunate you are. There are people in El Salvador who only get to post MAYBE once a week if they're lucky. You think bandwidth grows on trees? Huh? Is that what you think? How about I start feeding you rice-gruel for breakfast? Is that what you want?
There'd better be some serious improvements by the time I get back or you're going to start losing privileges.
