There should be an express line in the grocery store for Bachelors

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drinkinghotchocolate	There should be an express line in the grocery store for Bachelors	Lead	[-]
Posts: 29914 (06/25/08 6:30 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Seriously, the store was rammed today when I stopped by after work. I surveyed the express line, and it was chock full of constipated-looking hausfraus So I scooted in a "regular" line behind this obviously single dude. About 15 items, all of them prepackaged (weiners, white bread, Tang to name a few) with nice UPC codes so the cashier doesn't have to think, he barely asks for the total and just throws her a few twenties and was out of there. I presume he was stocking up for the month. Easy peasy. Why aren't we giving these guys the fast-track in the stores? I'll bet one of those hausfraus is still there arguing over the price of leeks.
Softtaco		#1	[-]
Posts: 2770 (06/25/08 6:33 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Single guys pay using cash. That's our secret to not taking the entire goddamn day in line. And we don't buy leeks.
IndifferentCow		#2	[-]
Posts: 1428 (06/25/08 6:35 PM) Huge apathy Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Or use coupons.
sealbach		#3	[-]
Posts: 4101 (06/25/08 6:41 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	heh, you said weiners
CBRetriever		#4	[-]
Posts: 18913 (06/25/08 6:41 PM) MESS member Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	mmmm, potato leek soup
StarRider		#5	[-]
Posts: 17955 (06/25/08 6:43 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Weiners and rammed.
Visa Declined		#6	[-]
Posts: 2560 (06/25/08 6:44 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	obviously single dude you can say "gay" here. No one will be offended.
1000Proof		#7	[-]
Posts: 7384 (06/25/08 6:50 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I totally agree. I can do a week or two weeks of grocery shopping in ten minutes tops. I try to go to the UScan line and there are always bitches (men and women) who do not know what the hell they are doing and feel the need to go to this line with their CART FULL of items because they can not possibly wait for 2 people ahead of them in the regular line. I've seen old biddies go through the UScan line AND use coupons AND write checks... I seriously want to Chris Benoit them.
WesternBulldogs1		#8	[-]
Posts: 4924 (06/25/08 6:53 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Maybe when Bachelors enter a grocery store they can pick up a patch with a "B" on it and pin it on their shirt pocket so they can be distinguished from normal people. That could help solve the problem.
Softtaco		#9	[-]
Posts: 2771 (06/25/08 6:54 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I don't think I even know how to use a coupon at the self-checkouts. I just keep jabbing at the big red 'Finish and Pay" button until it tells me the total.
sealbach		#10	[-]
Posts: 4103 (06/25/08 6:55 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	i just paid $3.88 for a loaf of bread...that's crazy!!
drinkinghotchocolate		#11	[-]
Posts: 29915 (06/25/08 7:40 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	you can say "gay" here. No one will be offended. The gays have produce & coupons
Mister Peepers		#12	[-]
Posts: 3044 (06/25/08 7:43 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	sealbach wrote: i just paid $3.88 for a loaf of bread...that's crazy!! Blame anyone in Congress who voted for any pro-ethanol idiocy.
Pahrump Mania		#13	[-]
Posts: 1267 (06/25/08 10:31 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	When I was single I would never shop at busy times of the day. If you stop off after work you get what you deserve.
Surge22		#14	[-]
Posts: 1938 (06/25/08 10:35 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	sealbach wrote: i just paid $3.88 for a loaf of bread...that's crazy!! How much is a loaf of bread supposed to cost? I honestly have no idea. I just grab what I know/like and usually don't bother looking at the receipt either. I hope my future husband(s) don't mind. I guess I shouldn't marry Asian. Btw, whats wrong with using ATM cards? Hardly ever will you catch me on any given day with more than $5 cash.
Softtaco		#15	[-]
Posts: 2772 (06/25/08 10:38 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I buy some local Italian bread...I think it costs a little under two bucks. $3.88 is probably some sort of fancy bread that's good for you or has a bunch of seeds sticking out of it.
Surge22		#16	[-]
Posts: 1941 (06/25/08 10:40 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I buy 100% whole grain wheat bread.
NeonTetra67		#17	[-]
Posts: 5183 (06/26/08 12:21 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	WesternBulldogs1 wrote: Maybe when Bachelors enter a grocery store they can pick up a patch with a "B" on it and pin it on their shirt pocket so they can be distinguished from normal people. That could help solve the problem. B for Bottom? Buttfuckers? Bitch tits?
Will		#18	[-]
Posts: 29396 (06/26/08 12:58 AM) Not a Registered User anymore Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Surge22 wrote: sealbach wrote: i just paid $3.88 for a loaf of bread...that's crazy!! How much is a loaf of bread supposed to cost? I honestly have no idea. I just grab what I know/like and usually don't bother looking at the receipt either. I hope my future husband(s) don't mind. I guess I shouldn't marry Asian. Btw, whats wrong with using ATM cards? Hardly ever will you catch me on any given day with more than $5 cash. Depending on when you get it, it's no more than 2 dollars.
drinkinghotchocolate		#19	[-]
Posts: 29916 (06/26/08 6:01 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	When I was single I would never shop at busy times of the day. If you stop off after work you get what you deserve. Sorry, some of us are employed
merkyl		#20	[-]
Posts: 55170 (06/26/08 6:02 AM) Registered loser Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Softtaco wrote: Single guys pay using cash. That's our secret to not taking the entire goddamn day in line. And we don't buy leeks. Wait, since when is paying with cash faster than using a debit card?

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