...only because they make me look like (more of) an idiot.
Ever stood in front of a store door wondering why it didn't open...only then to notice that it isn't automatic. So stupid.
Public bathrooms offer several chances to look dumb...
I shake my hands under the faucet and the water doesn't start coming out.
The paper towel dispenser doesn't automatically scroll out.
The toilets and urinals don't flush on their own.
The horror.
Oh, and happy sort of long weekend canookians.










